Does this describe you perfectly?

Does this describe you perfectly?

And why are all male Cancers such fucking manlet losers?

Not even slightly.
>no Ophiuchus

>Gemini
Ýeah kinda, but the tabs are usually related to the game.

Libra but I'm nothing like that.

>Aquarius
>No
>Depends
>No
>No
Wow good chart

>Cancer isn't bald
You had one job

>Libra
Literally the opposite. Most of the time I'm an arrogant, antisocial cunt who prefers to be silent. I do look after my equipment and try to sort it out though.

>associating yourself with the shitty hipster sign

>Leo
>depends
>no
>depends
>no

only the voice chat part
that leo is bullcrap

Capricorn is kinda cute

I'm more Capricorn while calm and Gemini while moody than anything in Scorpio.

>virgo
>only talk to complain

lol that's me :D

I actually use emoticons way too much.

Virgo does sum me up a bit, but i dont give a shit about specs. Also, Taurus a cute

>cancer
>manlet loser
I'm over 6'4 lmfao.

A little.

Capricorn and absolutely spot on.

GF is Taurus and it fits/looks like her.

Nigga if you were born under a special fucking thirteenth constellation of a dude choking out a snake you'd associate with it too
That shit is sick

>he isn't 7 feet tall
lol look at this loser

Everything about Libra is correct for my gf except for hitting on girls in her guilds obviously

Meanwhile mine (Leo) are all wrong.

>Gemini
Definitely a completionist and I am constantly distracted by my million browser tabs. I don't think I swap characters that often in games though, no more than normal anyway.

>Pisces

Not even close. I never immerse myself in the character I am playing, I always skip tutorials, I don't use emoticons, and I could give less than two shits about lore.

I do use a PC though.

>be Leo IRL
>be Gemini on this picture, only thing that matches me on Leo is "Style > Stats"
>mrw

Pisces


Completely wrong

>Gemini
1. 100% correct.
2. 5% correct.
3. Varies. Only correct if I'm edging, otherwise incorrect.
4. 60% correct.

Aries, not even correct once.

Virgo/Libra hybrid mostly.

Sagittarius here
>yes
>nope, only second most annoying
>no
>only if seen/did it before

>Gemini
>Most things I read about Gemini are acurate to me
>This
Not even fucking close

>tfw u virgo
>tfw i hate games

I am an Aries and I can't say I am close to any of these.

Aries

All true except the broken character.

>mfw being born on the last day
Thank god I'm not a taurus.

reminder that Scorpio is the best sign

Cancers can fucking die

>Virgo
Quit having fun and play the game, shitters.

Sagittarius

Yes

No

Sometimes

Yes

Capricorn. Yeah, i like to save money and farm, but i dislike edgy.

So is Cancer objectively the "worst" sign to be born under?

>Taurus
Everything but the last one.

>sagittarius
literally reverse-me
I am more of a Taurus+Gemini aka autistic

>repeat quests until I get the end reward I want
Yeah it can be pretty much infinitely feeling sometimes
>keep all the drops
Depends on what you consider to be useless. I sell stuff that I can't use in some way.
>want every collectible
I enjoy gathering stuff but I don't go out of my way to get something that isn't just special.
>won't listen and fucks up teamwork
Spot-on, I guess... I'm a lone wolf player these days, so that I won't have to embarrass myself.

Why else would they call it cancer?

you do realize you can read into literally every sign and identify with almost all of these little "traits". i honestly can't believe people still believe in this bullshit

What about everyone in that photo? They all look like cancers to me.

>Sag

So, when your birthday? mine the sames as bayo.

>Gemini
>maybe
>not really
>sometimes
>no
Meme shit.

It's pretty much cold reading but with tons of guesses in advance yeah

>Cncer
Yes
Sometimes
I wish
No

This is one of least accurate charts I have seen

I can't identify with any.

Only nutjobs actually believe in it.

Its just a little bit of dumb fun that just about anyone can relate to.

>Pisces.
I don't use emoticons but otherwise, yeah.
i don't read tutorials the first time, just scan the text and figure stuff out myself

>Scorpio
That is a wrong way to spell Virgo, user.

Aries here.
Not completely accurate, as I don't get salty easily, rest is true though.

>Pisces

No, that's just fucking ridiculous. Roleplaying is boring as fuck, I usually pick up on game mechanics really fast, I don't even remember the last time I used an emoticon, and 'm usually too busy playing the fucking video game and having a good time to give a shit about the lore and story.

Who is the Pisces avatar supposed to be? Bootleg Nepgear?

I'm Libra but closer to Virgo.

>Vague statements that can apply to anyone who's played more than one game

Other than the blatantly retarded ones literally everyone can relate to at least one thing in each column, DELET THIS.

>Aries
>Depends
>Sometimes
>not really
>Sometimes yes. sometimes nah

shit chart.

>Sagitarius

Nah I don't spew epic maymay, skip event or pick annoying character

I'm kinda a mix of Aquarius and Libra, minus the SJW autism

Still gonna do trolling or greifing at when I got the chance

Why the fuck does Pisces get the worst shit on all these fucking charts.

Capricorn here, I play a moralfag whenever given the opportunity and hate edgy.

Aquarius
>Maybe
>Whatever is BiS
>Yes
>Enough to trigger Sup Forums but that's not really saying much these days
>implying you can actually play on Linux

>Leo master race
>Every fucking boss.
>Every fucking time.
Also, I will always defer to a better looking armor set vs. one with better stats. I think I have a problem.
Join my guild.

What birthday? April 17th here.
any birthday bros or nah

Is Shaka good in Brave Soldiers?

I remember maining Camus and Shun in Chapter sanctuary.

>Gemini
I don't play MMORPGs, though. I didn't even touch one for years.
But If you count Warframe as a MMO, as it's the closest thing to a MMORPG I played in years
>Lel who fucking does that
>No
>Guilty
>Not really, only to rank them up

>all these sagittarius shitters
no wonder Sup Forums is so shit

>am Aries
...this stuff seems more suited for Taurus.

Also everything in Virgo is me... so....

This is tumblr tier
>horoscopes

I don't play online, but I'm Gemini.

5th

>everything in Virgo
Only the name for me lmao

>gemini
well i am a total qt i guess
rest is accurate.. I dont talk THAT much

Most women strongly believe in astrology and star signs.

Aries: Manchild
Taurus: Lazy fatass
Gemini: Two dicks
Cancer: Worsy sign
Leo: Attention-whores
Virgo: Autists
Libra: Sluts
Scorpio: Backstabbing cunts
Sagittarius: Memelords
Capricorn: Jews
Aquarius: Hipsterfucks
Pisces: Dreamy useless fucks

Is this true?

because they are stupid, yes

That's only because you have been influenced by a strong Cancer personality in your household.

>two dicks
is that supposed to be bad?

>scorpio
Seems pretty accurate. I can't deny I sometimes get some sick pleasure from checking my hours played in games.

Make Scorpio Backstabbing Slut and it works for me.

>aquarius
>wears mixed armor sets
>if someone picks the same character instant change
HOLY SHITFUCK
HOW

>Cancer
Would describe me, if I was still a teen. Now I can't even be bothered with other players.

...

>Leo
>No
>Yes, but who doesn't?
>Fuck No
>No

Aquarius

- I am an absolute madman on bosses
- I do wear mixed armour sets
x I main the FUCK out of a character if I like it, I don't care who else picks it
x The most SJW I ever get is telling people to shut the fuck up about socio-political shit during video games
x Fuck Linux
x Fuck controllers

Aries

No.

12th

Holy shit that's scary accurate.
>born first half of january
>capricorn
>really hate emoticons
>why does my friends need to make three smileys per text they send me
>unironically likes edgy
>would play reaper if i had overwatch

>Cancer: Worsy sign

Gonna assume you mean worst*, but how the fuck is 69 the worst sign? It's a 69! The butt of 69% of fellatio humor in existence. Cmon man.

I'm a Taurus, so lets see

>no
>no
>no
>no

As an aries and a manchild I can agree with this assessment.

>Hipsterfucks
Yes

Aries

>Won't wait for you, gets ahead in levels
Yes

>Instant get yelling and arguing with everyone
Yes

>Wants to play the broken character all the time
No. I always play the counter to the inevitably overused broken character

>PvP lover
Yes

Make Sagittarius "Hyperactive memelords" and it's perfect

>Libra with ascendant Aquarius
Everything 100% true except the last ones

>backstabbing cunt

we only ruin your shit if you ruin ours first

we take loyalty EXTREMELY seriously

Aries. Only the PvP lover part is right.

I'm Aquarius but I only have a shower head and an Ikea plastic box to water myself

>Sagittarius
>Up to anything? 95% of the time yes
>Pick up the most annoying character? dunno, no one ever complained about the character I pick up
>Memes everything? Fuck no
>Skip event? NO

Not really.

>tfw literally capricorn except for the bit about edgy

>Capricorn
Well I do hate emoticons, but everything else is conditional at best.

>Gemini
Yes to 1 and 4

Pretty accurate, except now that I found out the name and job I like the most, I spend a grand total of 1 second deciding and I hit on everything.