You can now see the effects from the last thing you ate. What are they?

You can now see the effects from the last thing you ate. What are they?

Peanut butter jelly sandwich
>+25 HP
>+1 Strength

For you it must be a bag of dicks which grants you +1000 in your faggotry stat.

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Cup of Coffee

+50 Awareness for 10 Minutes
-50 Fatigue for 10 Minutes
+100 Bowel Movement for 10 Minutes

Hash Brown
+10 HP

>PBJ
>strength

>life cereal and coffee
>your HP is maxed out!
>SPD +5

Betaserc and Motilium

>+90 % resistance to nausea and dizziness
>-50 HP daily, thanks to the progressive will to die every single day to avoid living in these conditions

user you can't go around dropping bombs like this

>Eat ass
-10 HP
+25 MP

What if you're drinking with cream and/or sugar?

Lemonade
+1 STA
+1 CON
-1 INT

+5 fat

gas station rip off McRib slathered in mustard

self loathing +50
morning diarrhea +1

Eggs and Bacon
+25 HP
+10 MP
"A nice way to start the morning."
Buy for 6 gold

2 Spicy Shwarmas
>+100% energy
>+fire breath for 10 minutes

Yeah... I really need to go back on my diet.

Peanut butter has protein

an 18 pack of cheap beer and some vodka
>-75 HP
>+20 shitposting
>+7 self-loathing

Ice Cream
>+75% Resistance to Heat
>50% Chance of BrainFreeze

Chicken curry
>+full restore
>100% chance to cause sleep

Chick-fil-a tendies
>+30 HP
>+5 Strength
>+5 Endurance
>+10 Encumbrance
>-5 Agility

>BBQ Rib Sandwich
+10 strength

>Flamin' Hot Cheetos
%50 fire resistance

>Bottled water
Recovers small amount of health

an entire Deluxe Meatlovers Pizza
+++Mood for 10 minutes, then
- - Mood for 50 minutes

Shit thread
>INT-10
>CHR-10
>CON-10
>WIL-10

Maybe its because I donlt eat a lot of curry, but I don't understand why chicken curry would increase your chances of sleeping

>+300 calories
>-7 willpower (6 hours)
>-5 days life expectancy
>+infinity carbs

I want this, except with a chicken parm pie.

I've been avoiding it for exactly the reason you described, but my willpower sucks and I can feel that resistance fading.

Good luck dude.
Nothing wrong with having some sugar and cream or something. As long as you just don't eat an extra sandwich for a snack like I've been doing.

>Slice of Pepperoni
>+45 hp
>-5 STAM for 60 seconds
Was gud

Pro tip: eating excess carbs makes you crave carbs even more.

Cut back now or it'll never stop.

+10 GBP

>a dick
>+5 attack

French Toast
>+20 HP
>70% fullness
>More likely to escape battles

Baked beans, fried sausages and a vegetable mix.

+50 hp
+2 str
+2 con
-5 spd

>Eggo Waffles
>-10 hunger
>+5 nausea

Food are recovery items, not buffs.

Coffee
>+5 illusion of wakefulness

Shit just doesn't do it. I need protein and carbs.

>liquorish
+5 HP
+10 Awareness
+10 Fat

FUCKING DESTROYED

>cheap udon
+1 will

>Octo salad
+15 HP
+15 SP
+5 END

>Buffet Sushi
>Roll x__ + INT
>Roll _x_ + STR
>Roll __x + AGI
Dubs = Full restore
Trips = All stats permanent +3 boost
666 or 444 = changes + to - and gives 'Food poisoning' debuff for 24 hours.

>Chocolate fountain
+5 SP
+ Sugar Rush buff

Pancakes
+30 HP
+5 stamina for 30 minutes
-10 stamina after 30 minutes are up

>that webm
what the fuck? Like seriously, where is it all going? The volume of the burgers shouldn't fit in that tiny little woman, she's so fucking skinny, how the fuck

>A mango
+5 HP

I don't get hungry in the mornings

>Oatmeal
>+50 HP
>+10 Stamina
>+2 STR
>-1 SPD

it's incredible but i hear things stretch in your abdominal cavity
it's easier for skinny people, because too much abdominal fat crowds the area and makes it less pliable