I've been in a coma since 2006, how much has vidya changed?

I've been in a coma since 2006, how much has vidya changed?

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We've been living in a dark age, but we have hung unto the hope and still post Stew at 4 AM in the morning.

Recently that hope has taken form at last in the way of a light.

A light called Zelda Breath of the Wild.

Things got more cinematic and easy. Obligatory Dark Souls post.

Graphics improved, Xbox One, PS4, and Wii U are a thing, and Elder Scrolls Oblivion is now 10 years old.

What put you in a coma, user?

we /veddit/ now

We are the movie industry now.

What was the last game you played before going into the coma?

Sonic Rush

Just try out the modern games, see for yourself.
You may wonder why they're all shit, but maybe it's because...

YOU'RE STILL IN A COMA

please wake up

I'm awake now
How much has the world changed? Are there any goth girls? Did Simpsons end?

almost every sonic game since then has been shit, Sonic only has 1 friend now, he sometimes wears a scarf

Naruto ended.

>Did Simpsons end?
_no

>how much has the world changed
The UK left the EU two days ago and Trump has a solid chance of becoming president against Hillary Clinton. Also VR is here and it's breddy good.

>goth girls?
They're called scene now. Also many of them have become SJWs, people who defend those who identify as nonbinary. It's weird.

>did Simpsons end
Nope. Honestly don't know why though cuz I haven't met anyone who still watches it. The family guy creator made a spinoff that's exactly the same as family guy and both of them are in their 10th+ season.

dota is now a genre and that genre is the most played in the entire world

>Naruto ended
Thank god.

>They're called scene now. Also many of them have become SJWs, people who defend those who identify as nonbinary. It's weird.
Fuck no. That's bad. Something should be done.
Almost?
How was that movie that was rumored to be coming out?

If you were in a coma, then why do you have a picture of Smash Bros 4 Donkey Kong?
In addition, the first iPhone was released in 2007, so how did you get an iPhone to make this thread?

I don't think they meant this literally. It's more like saying, 'hey, really changed in gaming'

But it's wrong to lie on the internet

>Donald Trump is the republican candidate, up against Hillary Clinton
>The United Kingdom voted to leave the EU
>Loads of celebrities have died in 2016 alone.
>Celebrities dead includes Robin Williams, David Bowie and Michael Jackson.
>Marvel has begun a cinematic universe, currently consisting of 13 movies with more on the way.
>A Watchmen movie was made. It was
alright tbf senpai
>Batman Begins became a trilogy
>Nintendo have massively lost their audience due to gimmicks
>Team Fortress 2 came out and went F2P in 2011
>Duke Nukem Forever came out. It was shit

IDK what else do you want to know

I'm pretty sure they had google in 2006, son. You can get an iPhone/smartphone for cheap anywhere. Just sit back and enjoy the thread, m8, even if there is no "coma"

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Chocolate pudding isn't free anymore. Truly these are the dark ages.

Someone tell him about Colonial Marines

You need to play Metal Gear Rising

Gaming is great, the best game in the world recently came out and you should check it out.
It's a little gem called Undertale.
While you're at it you should check out the latest and greatest cartoon around

HE SAID VIDEO GAMES YOU WORTHLESS OXYGEN THIEF.

See

Remembe Metroid?

They released one for Nintendo's console called the Wii. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption and it was ok compared to the others, but it's still cool. Then they released one to chain the storyline to Metroid Fusion called Other M and it was super bad. The gameplay was lacking, restrictive and the story screamed character assassinations. After waiting we finally got a new Metroid game that's a Spinoff. It's looking meh.

>goth girls are no more

Persona 3 and 4 came out. They are really good. And they ushered us into the Age of Waifu, where we no longer have the need for physical wives and girlfriends.

Remember horse armor? That's the norm nowadays. Multiplayer games are the most popular ones and little kids prefer watching other people's gameplay over playing the fucking game themselves.

Isn't that just a movie thing?

Vidya is now just a movie thing.

Halo sucks now, Call Of Duty is now madden tier, there's a new xbox and a new playstation, steam looks different, developers dont release finished games anymore

>roleplay fags shitting up MY board with shit like time traveller and coma threads

console wars are dead pc master racists ruined it with their mater race meme.
>sony and microsoft and nintendo are already developing better consoles of their 8th gen systems.
> mega man still has no new games and capcom made a shitty spin off call might no. 9

>capcom made
Seriously nigger?

>mods delete 4am threads

"I woke up from a coma" is pretty much a meme, I can't understand why waking up from a coma and coming to this shithole of all places to get recent events is a good idea

>Trump has a solid chance of becoming president against Hillary Clinton.
Yup, better get back to that coma.

sonic rush adventure was also good

Fuck off Shillarybot, you're not me

imagine everything you ever wanted in video games except instead of being badass and awesome it's boring and shitty. High spectacle, all fluff. Like cotton candy
I feel like I'm chasing something I'll never get

If I woke up from a coma I would probably be more concerned about the state of the World around me over video games desu.