"That" Friend

>I only buy games that have replay value

>implying wanting more bang for your buck is bad

I feel sorry he has to hang out with a fag like you

yeah fuck him for not wanting to spend 60 dollars on an 8 hour "cinematic experience" he'll only play once right?

OP is a fucking retard

I'm retarded the post
Your friend is smart unlike you

>Invites me to the party
>Everyone is playing Madden2k16
>They talk about their picks and all this other sports shit
>I leave because I don't know what they're talking about and I can't really add to the conversation
>Get another invite
>Get a message
>Why did you leave?

Sorry OP but YOU are "that" friend

Who wouldn't want to get the most out of their spending?

>I had to take a fat ogre shit

>My tumtum was hurting :(

Works every time.

- Buys games after they have severely dropped in price
- Refuses to buy DLC, and waits for the compilation editions
- Uses Amazon Prime and Gamers Club Unlocked
- Trades in old games if the trade in value exceeds the cost of what they paid

My friend, I tell ya what.

I don't know what gamers club is but I do most of those things.

Best Buy thing. Basically, Amazon Prime has a shitty, knock off version of it.

Prime
>20% off brand new games for the first 10 days of its release

GCU
>20% ANY "New" game and certain accessories for as long as your subscription stays active

If you're a buyfag, there is LITERALLY no reason not to have GCU.

>t. Hodd Toward

>"dude the trailer looks fucking sweeeet"
>it's all pre-rendered with no gameplay

No friend involved, but that happened to me with the original GTA V trailer. It was obvious that it was being rendered using a computer, but at the same time, it was only available for the PS3 and Xbox 360 at the time.

>I only buy games
For context, I have some friends who think videogames are the only hobby that makes sense for them when I openly offer up to host D&D and shit like that.
I am astonished sometimes.

God among men.
Who is he and how do I contact him?

>Hey bro can you pass me Warcraft on a pendrive
>Sure thing bro
>He just copypasted the icon and thought that was the entire game
Even as a dumb high schooler I knew it didn't work like that

Not seeing the issue.
Guessing you play naughty dog and telltale games only

>refuses to play any game that doesnt have any form of multiplayer on it
>Will not play a game if it doesnt have "skins"

>Join Skype call
>They're playing LoL and spouting insults and jargon I literally can't undersatnd
>They get pissy when I leave

>Felt like a third wheel since i'm not into sports, sorry bro.
What's so hard about that?

>Kojima-fags circa 2016

I refuse to believe you know, let alone fraternize, with such a man.

Your friend is a smart guy. That's how you get your money's worth.

>I only buy books I'm going to read again
>I only buy movies I'm going to read again

This is how stupid your friend sounds right now.

This.

I fucking hate when this happen.

This is my third time I've tried to open my friend's eyes about these types of lies with ubisoft games but he keeps falling for it.
He's crazy excited for ghost recon only to probably drop it in a week like the others.

>that guy who thinks video games should be movies and books and have no gameplay to speak of.

Its more like hes a friend of a friend that joins us whenever we play whatever game is brought up. I just stay silent whenever he loses his shit though

*ahem*

Games these days are 3x more expensive than either of those things. It's not dumb to want a lot of bang for your buck. If all the game can claim is "it has a good story" then I'll buy a trilogy of books and get a much better story.

I know a feeling like this
>Have a friend who plays lol all the time
>We hang out to play some videogames
>He spouts memes and lol jargon while playing fucking Fifa and Street Fighter
He's a good friend, but hearing memes in real life will never not be cringy.

>playing the game = IM PRESSING BUTTONS

>not realizing that video games are entertainment just like books and films

Kojima has always used in game footage for his games though.
Mgsr was a shift in development, which is why it looks so radically different.

>invites me to party
>brags about how great he is
>gets pissy when I beat him

I'm thinking of trading in all my PS4 games except Fifa 16 and Bloodborne because they're shit (Fallout 4, EDF4.1, God of War 4, Ratchet and Clank, Star Wars Battlefront).

Which good single player game should I pick up?

trailers can look good even without gameplay. Sure its not indicative of the game itself, but they can be nice to watch

Time and time again this logic has failed to work for you idiots, stop trying to make it work.

Are you being genuine? How can you not watch a film more than once? I've got about 500 blurays at a guess. I love popping a film on in the evening.

>I post disgusting Overwatch memes

Did that with my hipster collection of CDs awhile back.

Don't do it unless you do not have a shred of respect for those games. Trading in 6-10 items in for one, hurts bad. Your inner Scrooge will never let it go.

Maki a cute

>New sports game comes out
>Bruh dese graphics look so real

>that guy that only wants to play smash bros and never anything else

>add friend on steam
>he never ever messages you first

>that friend that has all of the games you want

>that friend that wants all of your games

My buddy from work stills says shit like "you just lost the game" and TROLOLOLOL.
He even rickrolls from time to time, like really dude?

Full retard.

kek

Refusing to buy dlc is a god tier choice though, user. At least if you are against videogame disgregation.

Stupid tomato

There's nothing wrong with that though especially since most games these days cost like 60 bucks. You want to get your money's worth and playing a game with no replay value once its done that's only 16 hrs long isnt it.

Nice bait, here's my dick up your ass though ;)

Such as...?

>I only buy games that

It's like these people never realized that 2006 ended and that those memes were never spoken IRL when they were popular.

My brother does the exact same shit and while it's cringy as fuck I just tell myself that there's worse things he could be doing.

>he doesn't reread or rewatch movies
Who doesn't?
You sound like one of those jackasses who starts bitching when their movie gets "spoiled" because they heard one little detail about it.

It's the freshest meme

ANYTHING else, stupid

Oh...

>all forms of entertainment are the same

You are genuinely retarded.
Songs will always sound the same.
A book / movie will always be the same set sequence of words and actions

Replayable games pride themselves on being different for each play.

That being said... Overwatch is shit, and more shallow than a literally nonexistant puddle

>I'd rather play the same game over and over than something new


Autism at its finest, except when the game is specifically designed to be replayed for the full experience.

People with this sort of retarded mindset end up as speedrunners or "pro" gamers.

Fuck him for wanting to save a few bucks. What an asshole.

>Two guys in a party ave a "Meme standoff" where they try to outmeme one another


The worst part is this was in 2012 and all their shit was 2008 tier. I was looking at Sup Forums-tards in real life.

This is a realy stupid analogy

I can count the films I want to rewatch on both of my hands, and that's mostly because I feel as though I haven't fully appreciated them.

There are literally hundreds of more movies I want to watch.

Trailers are for:
A) setting the tone of the narrative / story.
B) Giving the consumer an idea of the gameplay
C) Both, unless your game is trash.

"I'm don't know much about sports, sorry"

is that so fucking hard? how socially inept are you

I bet you thought he thought you left because of jealously

>Hey you should play this MMO! It's not like the others, it's really exciting!
>Same shit hiding behind pretty graphics and slightly altered quickslot-based combats
>It's Tera

It isn't an analogy/meant to be one
I was literally saying that OP is probably literally one of those guys who complains about "spoilers"

What did YOU want to play though? Fuckin animal crossing? gtfo, fag.

Bugged social mechanics, how was he supposed to know he could've just said that?

>Replayable games pride themselves on being different for each play.

Name one replayable game that's better than the best non-replayable ones.

I'm sorry. I think it's really fun and I only get to play it when I'm out with friends.

>that guy that plays anything nintendo

>that self entitled cunt of a "friend" who expects you to buy multiplayer games just for the sake of playing with them
Nigger if you want to play something else, buy a new game. Either that, or git gud at smash.

>name one apple that's better than the best orange

>I've never come across a bug in a Bethesda game
I'm not even fucking joking.

>that guy that bought a wii u

Dude, a movie that costs 8 bucks can entertain you for 2 hrs.
That's around 4 bucks per hour.
If a $60 game isn't offering atleast 15 hrs of entertainment, what is the point?
For example, from Steamdb, I spend around 1-2 dollars per hour of gameplay, which is pretty good considering the 4 hour standard.

No matter what he says, it still won't satisfy you.

What if it's a 100 hour game like TW3? I have no desire to replay it, but it was worth the price.

>One game is more entertaining than another on the basis of how many hours it lasts

Are you faggots for real?

Binding of Isaac rebirth
It's still replayable, a lot of people do it

Go look up the definition of "objectively", and understand why it's impossible to answer your question correctly.

>dude i got the new cod, come over n play splitscreen
>so i do
>it doesn't feel any fucking different
>if i go to the bathroom and you swap it out for a previous installment i would never know

>That friend who strokes his dick about how superior he is for DDLing his anime
FUck off Dave and let me enjoy my Kissanime in peace. You don't even watch anime aside from Monogatari.

>that guy that equates worth to hours

Might as well buy Tetris and never waste money on another game again

>that guy that bought a wiiu only for the newest Zelda game
Kek, the good old GameCube/Wii bait and switch.

You maximum fucking pleb.

I never said that. I said games should supply me with a minimum number of hours of entertainment

Jesus Christ, I have friend like that. The last time all of our friends had a get together, he kept saying
>"Come on guys, let's play some Smash!"
None of us really wanted to play, and he left early because "his neck hurt."

>pays money for indie retro games

>Invest heavily into the lying skill tree
>being honest works better more than half the time

Wow dude.

You're technically replaying the world by going back and forth to it, like most open world games.

the average CoDfag probably wouldn't realize either

Skyrim was filled with them. Hacking away at enemies, noticed they were not dying, I was somehow doing 0 damage to them, while my attacks were hitting.

>Binding of Isaac: who gives a shit what version

There is no legitimate chart on the planet that includes that within its top 10 games.

I don't need to, because objectivity doesn't "written into the laws of the universe", it just means that something is a general rule. And it's a general rule that non-replayable video games have proven to be the best games ever made rather than replayable ones.

>there's worse things he could be doing.

Like what?

Doing hard drugs and raping children?