Who the fuck actually likes this uppity cunt?

Who the fuck actually likes this uppity cunt?

>Constantly steals shit
>Her ends always justify her own means
>Invades Geralt's privacy and reads his mind without his permission or telling him. She obviously doesn't trust him, believe he's an equal or treat him with any respect whatsoever.
>Self-righteous
>Dumb as shit and yet arrogant too
>Stupid fucking name

Can I kill her? I'm about half-way through Witcher 3 and I regret not asking Triss to stay with me. I'm just gonna end the game without a love interest.

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You can break her heart with the Djin

>It's the "man with shit taste" episode

Yen is based.

>woman is not uguu naive submissive waifu
>FUCKING BITCH
Back to weeb shit with ye, plebian

Kill yourself you beta fuck

>Currently the most powerful Sorcerer after Philippa
>Stays loyal to Geralt
>Has been with Geralt for about 30 years

She might act like cunt, but she loves Geralt.

Yennefer a Tennefer

>killing your daughter's adopted mom
>not realizing that if it wasn't for Yen then Ciri would have never been save
>not realizing that Yen reads Geralt's mind due to Geralt suffering from emotional issues
>calling one of the smartest people in the Witcherverse dumb
>hating on the name Yennefer of Vengerberg

Smh desu senpai

you can dump the bitch but you need her help in the main quest, she gets all bitchy about it and even teleports you into danger if you push her too far
she is a cunt I was glad to be rid of her.

Yen is best girl. You just aren't man enough to handle nor appreciate someone on Geralt's level.

Go stick with the schoolgirl crush manipulative ginger slag.

Triss is complicit in the lodge trying to sell off Ciri to Not-Dubai.

Triss inserts herself into Geralt's disjointed memories, only fucked him in the books because she basically date raped him with magic. He was even broken up with Yenn at the time and she needed magic to get in his pants.

Triss is fucking nuts considering the book chapters you get inside her head.

Literally everyone with magic can read minds. Geralt in the books uses this to complement Yenn on her ass, in "earshot" of an entire party of dick hungry sorceresses at Thannedd.


>she's a bitch when you fuck around and threaten Ciri
No shit retard. I bet you sided with Jane in TWD.

First rule of women, if they're being a bitch, don't try to be an even bigger bitch than them.
The game even gives you options to play Book Geralt, who didn't let any of her shit phase him, and she fucking respects you for it.

Post W1 Triss is fucking annoying though. If you don't like Yen keep Geralt a slag-man, its no biggie

>Yenfags
How are you liking your cuckoldry?

Yen is the perfect woman and never in a thousand years will I be man enough to deserve her

This. But then again most Triss fanboys are either new to Witcher with W3 or just think the books don't matter.

she teleports you after finding evidence of Geralt's infidelity and a bunch of witchers trying to tell her that they have a better idea of how to help her adopted daughter than she does

More like dingleberg. Kill yourself.

thats way I prefer Triss. Triss 4e

Triss fanboys are also creepy waifu-obsessed losers who don't actually want a real human relationship but just fantasized bullshit. People who pick Yen have actually had a relationship OR at least know what a real relationship is like.

>>Currently the most powerful Sorcerer after Philippa
Human? Yes.

that teleport part was fun though, based yen

Too fucking true.

>kill yourself

you first senpai

Francesca>Philippa>Yen=Rita

Don't know enough about Ida to place her but she is supposed to be pretty powerful.

I've never seen an OP takedown this brutal in 2016

>not putting on Yennefer's clothes and crankcalling eternal fire priests on the shitter

Yen is a strong woman who don't need no man but she chooses to be with you.

If you're not into that you're a goddamn cuck.

She's a sage, so it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume her powers being stronger than Francesca.

>her entire character written that she needs no man
>madly in love with geralt's son of gevalt obesely overweight cock

kek

I don't want a game to remind me of my past relationships and constant bitching. It's Triss or nothing.

Here's the thing about waifufags. I don't hate them because I've seen fags on Sup Forums that use it as an alternative to Supreme-Gentleman Delusion or Shinji Ikari Depression. They have their fake GF to springboard themselves into finding success in at least some areas of life. But it's an ideal that no one will ever be able live up to.

The closest things I've got to waifus are just characters that are deeply flawed and have personal issues. They ain't no "Best Girls" and the only thing that redeems them is acknowledgment of their issues.

I ain't that good nigga. Anybody who's dad was alpha as fuck but didn't have to say it and mom didn't take no shit knows what i'm talking about.

Yennefer SEEMS like an aloof bitch until you get to know her.

Shit, she drinks with Witchers for fuck's sake.

>>Stays loyal to Geralt
In one of the short stories she drags Geralt to some shitty town and deliberately cheats on him with some moldy old mage that lives there. She straight up told Geralt (after he found out and confronted her, she had no intention of telling him) that she went to visit the guy KNOWING that she would probably end up sleeping with him. Then after Geralt decides not to kill the guy, Yennefer just ditches him with nothing more than a note as a goodbye.

Geralt is too good for Yennefer.

>Can tell both Yen and Triss to fuck off
>Can't stay with Shani

fuck off

>Geralt
>too good for Yen

He literally fucks two of her close friends before this. Would later go on to cheat on her with Fringilla and then lie to her about it and before Yen cheated on Geralt he literally runs away after living with her for 6 months in Vengerberg and left nothing but a note and a flower then comes back after 4 years and tries to get with her after she already moved on. They are the same. That's like the whole point, both have done some fucked up shit to each other.

>he didn't fuck the Iron Maiden

Yen's the kind of woman I would never want to be in a romantic relationship with, but one I would want to be friends with. Geralt's final line to her after the quest, "Goodbye, Yen." really does break my heart.

But you can cuck her back. I feel like its like a thing for Geralt and Yen, they constantly cuck each other and secretly get off that

Cuck detected

>magic'sgone.jpg

I'm a little biased.

>gevalt
>settling down

Nah

For some reason I enjoyed Yen's constant finger pointing.

>Play as story book Geralt
>Tell everyone to fuck off
>Kill monsters for the rest of my days

That's fine and all but the whole point is that they both have done some fucked up shit to each when it came to the relationship and to try to spin it that Geralt is to good for Yen is wrong cause Geralt is a piece of shit when it comes to being in relationship. He's a good man but is a shit boyfriend and partner.

>Play as story book Geralt
>Tell everyone to fuck off

but that's not book Geralt

true the happy ending he got his a little far fetched, should have just killed him off and shipped him off to Avalon

>she drags Geralt to some shitty town


They were apart before the story. They meet up after being apart, in that town.

Yenn did not mention that she had met someone in the meantime that she also cared for, and thus what biding time, and then fucked both of them within 24 hours. Thats fucked up, and the only things she really did wrong, and they happened literally 30 years before witcher 3.

She legitimately cared for both of them and didn't want either of them killing each other. Istredd wanted Geralt to kill him if he couldn't have her. She leaves both of them.

This. Not to mention all these troubles are from before "Something More," that something more needed to bind them together stronger than the Djinn's wish. Ciri literally brought the best out in both of them, especially considering how obsessed Yenn was with curing her infertility before all that.

I don't know man, my dad was a silent alpha and my mom acted alot line Yenn. dad got cancer and you have never seen a woman fight so fucking hard for somebody. Probably projecting a bit, but You want the bitch that's got your back mang.

Post yfw

There's a difference between the submissive shit /r9k/ fags dream to put in a cage in their basements, and someone who can stand for themselves yet still treat you with respect.

Yen isn't the later, and neither the former, she's just plain bitchy, have no consideration about anything and a general pain to deal with.

W1 Triss > W3 Yennefer > W3 Triss > W2 Triss

Almost all of this post is bullshit. I'm listening to the audio books now and I'm on this story.

>tfw no one will ever send you a letter like this

she is an accurate portrayal of a woman

>have no consideration about anything
except that she would do anything in this world for Ciri and Geralt? Especially Ciri.

>Geralt slept with a million women in the first two games
>Yennefer only tried to seduce Auckes and nothing more

>she's just plain bitchy, have no consideration about anything and a general pain to deal with.
We're not talking about Triss here.

Damn that's pretty rough. Was your mom hot objectively? Cuz if she was an uggo then it's not surprising.

>have no consideration about anything
But this is wrong. She killed herself for Geralt which is like the greatest act of love we have seen in the series oh and that and she was willing to take a knife to her wrist herself without hesitation to save Ciri. She would literally do anything for Geralt and Ciri. Nothing is too great. She might not care about a lot of things but make no mistake she loves Geralt and Ciri with all her heart and will do anything to save them and has done just that. If that means doing some fucked up shit then so be it.

Back in the 80s, yes.

Shits different when they're approaching their 60s.

Reminder that Geralt was fucking Vigo for like a month straight while Yennefer was being torched and mind broken.

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Model swapping is amazing

>being a disgusting Cirifag

Wasn't it like 2 or 3 months?
>That scene were he calls fringilla Yen during sex

kek

Yen got seriously fucked up but I got to give her props for staying strong. Her hands were like a blob of flesh and bones.

>tfw when yen will never do some hardcore cbt on you

Biggest cutie is that medic grill from HoS forgot her name.

>he thinks triss doesnt read geralts mind
at least yennefer admits it

She is canon waifu. I had to pick her. I am a cuck. But lambert fucked triss.

Forgetting Shani.

only a cuck likes yen

...

>I lost my memories Yen.
>she still gets mad

Any time I see anything like that in a story it pisses me off. He didn't fucking know you frigid bitch, he had very limited intel. Throw him a bone already.

>Geralt is raising another man's daughter
>his gf cucks him on a regular basis
Great game, CDPR, my wife's son loves it

> just killed him off and shipped him off to Avalon
that;s LITERALLY what has happened before the games ruined the timeline

he brought it onto himself, should've written it in other words

He can't have kids so he took ownership of the top princess in pretty much the entire world, cut him some slack.

>takes daughter of most powerful emperor in world
>raises her to hate him.
>maneuvers her into usurping her biological fathers crown and yet rejecting his legacy.

Emir the cuck and so are you.

She's probably the most human character in a game, which is weird because she was clearly designed to be a fap bait

>implying Geralt didn't cuck Yen as well

I mean he's a cuck but she's also a cuck as well. It's a cuck family.

>implying Yen's beauty isn't a big part of her character

If she didn't look like that then she wouldn't be Yen.

Overwatch is fap bait. TW3 is full of top tier waifus.

The cheekiness of it. Made me giggle when I read it.

Yep they are both whores

>First rule of women, if they're being a bitch, don't try to be an even bigger bitch than them.
do you blow eachother after complimenting eachother on that eloquent sjw narative ?

yen is a bitch, made the game boring, so did ciri and so on. id rather play the bad guys and wipe everyone of.

>Yenn
>wearing white

Yuck

you're a dumb faggot

> yen being a bitch made the game boring

>id rather play the bad guys and wipe everyone of.
Careful with that edge.

>That scene where Ciri goes off to Nilfgaard

t. triss

Because she's hot as all fucking hell?

She's a fucking hunchback

She fixed it when she was 13. It's not an illusion what you see is what she looks like.

Yencucks being beta males as usual.

"Muh wife is fucking another dude but she loves me thoooo"

better than
>fucking lambert the prick fucked my gf

> B-but, s-she's a hunchback GUYS!
> Sh just looks hot as fuck

>yen
>wearing white with no black

Even in that one short story were she got married to Geralt she was wearing black and white.

Fanfics are cute and all but lets stay with the facts user.

And fucked Lambert and Eskel. Fuck that whore.

How does that lambert dick tastes

Lel u got told. Stay mad bruh

OP here. I'm really regretting letting Triss go.

What did he mean by this?