Can your dad beat you in video games?

Can your dad beat you in video games?

No he just beats me in real life.

In Smash, rarely. Otherwise? Absolutely not.

Yes OP, I can beat you at vidya, we've discussed this.

>tfw dad hates videogames, loves sports
>tfw I hate sports, love videogames
I fear for the worst when I have children.

I'm black

Only at Myst and Full Throttle

My dad can't comprehend anything more complicated than Tetris or Galaga.

If I could find him.

>having a dad

So he just regular beats you?

play sports games together?

That's a pretty good compromise.

What's a dad??

My father abandoned me. Three times now. He shows up and then disappears into the shadows, giving no sign of when or if he will ever return. I used to play Sonic 2 with him on the sega he had in his apartment. He showed me how to not drown and get past the water part in the second level, so I guess he was pretty good.

No

Once my step-dad got a hammer and smashed up my Nintendo and then proceeded to bash me on the head with said hammer a couple times.

Pretty sure 20 years later, I have brain damage from being hit in the head from a hammer.

Does that count?

Who cares? I could break his fucking pencil-thin old man neck between two fingers.

>Sit him down to play Uncharted 3
>Help him get past the bar brawl
>Gets caught a dozen times during the rooftop chase flashback
>Beat him at Defender when he comes with me to PAX
Nope

No, he's an old guy who never really got into video games. The only thing he really knows is that it's a sign of how old he actually is, the younger guys in his department apparently all play video games and he knows nothing about them except for what I happen to tell him about.

In multiplayer? Probably not. But he was better than me at Super Mario World and OG StarFox.

No he's nearly blind

No, he hasn't liked vidya since the 80's

No, because the only vidya we ever play against each other on is CTR & I always pick Penta Penguin

sometimes playing football games because of how retarded they are

he would just call hail mary every play and press A every time but not actually control the WR so the broken ass AI just catches whatever and rolls into the endzone over and over but the concept of AI is beyond him so he just figured it was him

My dad is unable to control a character in 3d space, but he'd probably beat my ass at Panzer General

Played an MvC2 cabinet with my dad recently. I tried to show him how to fireball with Ryu and found out the P1 stick was busted. Then I realized he played without being able to move right the whole time.

>tfw he still won a few rounds

depends of the game.
in Doom he kick ass everytime.
Quake arena we're somewhat even
smash 64 is a fuckfest as usual so it doesn't count.
that's pretty much what we play together. he is not interested in new games sadly.

Are Pinball machines video games? If so, then yes.

Oh shit, forgot mine used to beat my ass on that space cadet 3D Pinball game. And he was way more savvy on Chip's Challange than me

I never met my dad, but I played with a lot of friend's dad and they were usually pretty good.

Surprisingly, I didn't get raped.

Played vidya with him on his ps1. He got me into games. He clearly regrets it.