>An annoying artificial human that asks useless questions
>Megaman
Doesn't help at all, doesn't harm I suppose.
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Luke Moore
so i can make anything i want as long as i know how to origami.
well, call me macgyver and suit me up.
Aiden Rodriguez
What is this meme?
That looks like a graboid with teeth.
Ryder Campbell
scp-wiki.net
I have an entire city of humans with ant hivemind.
Logan Hall
Wow, first result and i'm a cuck.
Caleb Hill
I got a raven... for Resident Evil Remake... can he stop the other ravens from attacking me?
Jose Rodriguez
scp-wiki.net
>annoying old man who spooked people in old house so he could get it cheaper
Well hope he likes being chosen undead.
Samuel Williams
kek
Logan Lopez
>A home thermostat, capable of changing the weather
>The Last of Us
it's fucking nothing
Blake Bennett
It's a rotten whale corpse
James Gomez
No joke the fuck is this?
Alexander Lopez
>SCP-10101 is an incredibly handsome teenager, 18 years of age, wearing metal glasses. Hair is blonde, eyes are blue. SCP-10101 likes to wear black and dark blue and prefers jeans. SCP-10101's favorite pizza toppings are pineapples and sausage, but I dislike chicken and tomatoes; his favorite show is My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. He likes to be called "Jack, the King of Everything"; staff is to refer to SCP-10101 as this under penalty of torture. Subject's varied interests include video games, surfing the Internet and writing creepypasta. SCP-10101 does, in fact, shower every day and is not a "no-life virgin", and all who claim otherwise are to be terminated.
what the fuck is this shit
scp-wiki has really fallen hasn't it
Jaxson Martinez
That's a joke scp. Notice the "-j" in the url
Ryan Jackson
Isaac Miller
-j means joke. Some of them are actually funny.
Cameron Thompson
Apparently the random scp button doesn't actively give you a new scp each time you click it..
Colton Brooks
it's amazing that they've chosen to pollute the site using joke scps without actually ever making a single funny one
Sebastian Jenkins
some j's are alright
Owen Lewis
A fucking sleep aid, seriously?
Chase Miller
Drakengard 3
I guess he's the ideal disciple?
But he won't do jack shit for Zero in battle like all the others
His party banter will definitely be inferior too, he's not kinky enough
Levi Turner
I got that one too. huh.
>random dream world level
mite b cool
Samuel Moore
Is this stuff real? Why have I not read about this in the paper?
Lincoln Torres
scp-wiki.net
>Taiko no tatsujin
So a meme machine spouting nigger and a music game
what possibly could go wrong!
Parker Torres
>trolling
Are you seriously pretending you've never had a containment breach knock down some buildings in your area? Or is your government one of the ones that passes them off as earthquakes or tornadoes?
Levi Diaz
If the government is trying to hide it then how come the website is still up dummy.
Hudson Cooper
>he doesn't know that the SCP website itself is an SCP
>he hasn't yet realized that it's an advanced meme trying to disseminate information about the SCP organization so that they'll be forced to shut down and it can escape
Josiah Morris
>scp-wiki.net
4 sexy ladies score.
Oliver Reed
scp-wiki.net
A giant hole with a spooky ghost person.
Last game i played was American Truck Simulator. I can just drive away
Aiden Hernandez
>scp-wiki.net
>Four women who believe they're bank robbers
>In Subnautica
Waste of my oxygen and supplies, at the first sign of trouble they'd be out the airlock.
Jason Clark
>A handbell which summons a polite magical British butler who will do most anything for you
Pretty cool desu. Last game was SS13, it would just be like having a borg slaved to me.
Aaron Cook
SCP-2764
>Tentacle monster that can communicate with anything
>Massive and unpredictable
Too bad the last game I played was Lone Survivor.
Before that, I played Kingdom Hearts....
I know what I'd use a tentacle monster for in that game.
Aiden Perez
scp-wiki.net
>a fucking wizard and his harem of cybernetically/genetically modified catgirls
I win every game.
Every game.
John Myers
> scp-wiki.net
>Kirby and the Rainbow Curse
Jaxon Cox
scp-wiki.net
>fast, angry, people hating mix and match rodents with long claws
>that can survive massive damage for up to 45 minutes
>but are subdued by bright lights and loud noise
>in Overshill
I dunno mite b cool
Mason Gonzalez
scp-wiki.net
Overwatch
>four ordinary women who when together assume the identity of an expert bank robbing team, with expert knowledge of firearms and stealth. They can communicate non verbally, and operate in perfect cohesion.
Finally, some decent teammates.
Thomas Jackson
>SCP-053
>Overwatch
Well, shit. How am I suppose to use a little girl that everyone hates?
Bentley Jenkins
would be great for Payday
Jonathan Russell
scp-001
What do i do op.
Elijah Reed
Scp is the best idea made into the worst because the fans are certified retarded.
So many things make no sense and fall into nuhuh territory when questioned.
Sebastian Fisher
>SCP-2485
So I got a really big water bottle.
Ryder Ward
...It's actually more video games...
Christian Gomez
Boost behind the enemy team and bully their back line.
Asher Taylor
Why has no one made a good SCP video game yet
Nolan Hernandez
scp-wiki.net
This seems like it would be useful in Dark Souls 3
Zachary Hernandez
>a contagion that effects waterfowl. it has no form but can swallow dogs whole.
>witcher 3
if it can eat a human then we're in business.
Brody Edwards
scp-wiki.net
I just got a fucking tank yeah
Josiah Collins
Leo Parker
Anthony Bennett
scp-2575
I skimmed it and it is a transforming entity that has to do with space. Turns into aO'Neill Cylinder, a Space Launch vehicle ondergoing dissassembly or a Human Skeleton. All of which are unpredictable and change after weeks.
It is a good thing there are boring bullshit SCP's like this because it adds a sense of realism to it so they aren't all supernatural space gods like the OP image alligator.
Oliver Price
scp-wiki.net
>a tentacle monster that possesses waterfowl, using them as bait to attract dogs, and then eats the dogs through the duck's possessed body
>Smash Bros
Poor Duck Hunt Jesus Christ I forgot some of these were genuinely disturbing
Camden Nelson
topkek
>scp-wiki.net
>Dark Souls III
>Drag and drop enemies off of cliffs
Could be fun
Aiden Cox
scp-wiki.net
>SCP-2205 is the defined designation for an anomalous phenomenon involving two different instances of a single human being that hold the ability to significantly modify the properties of past and ongoing reality.
>Jew Rabbit game on 3DS
THIS DOESN'T HELP ME AT ALL
Grayson Robinson
Any other SCPs that gives a sense of dread and hopelessness in the inevitable ending of the world like SCP-2317?
Nolan Gutierrez
There's one which details a whole alternate plotline where a godlike alien presence conquers the planet, destroys almost all of the foundation, subjugates humanity etc. because one of his alien prisoners escaped to earth through psychic bodyswapping means
can't remember the number but it's quite apocalyptic
Nathaniel James
Matthew Rogers
>ability to change the past/make clone with different past than you
I think that's what this means?
GTA V
I don't know. Sounds like a respawn mechanic gameplay wise. So it's already there.
Caleb Lopez
SCP-1042
Ryder Cook
scp-1209 I can't even tell if it helps or not, I guess it does?
Isaiah Miller
scp-wiki.net
EO2
How is a rag-tag group of lolis going to carry a whale with them?
James Hernandez
scp-wiki.net
>a stone arch that makes things that walk across it in a certain direction disappear
>Shovel Knight
I don't see how this would help in any game.
Evan Richardson
scp-wiki.net
>a lamp that makes all surrounding humans not percieve what they think of as vermin
>CSGO
So, I won't be able to see my teammates?
Hunter Baker
uh
jackpot?