Let's have a test, Sup Forums

Let's have a test, Sup Forums
The purpose of this is to see which you choose first, then second, then later last.
First test, choose one

Let's not and pretend we did

right, because I beat off with that hand

I HIT THE CHESTS WITH MY SWORD AOE SPIN ATTACK

left. it's always left

left,the right one is mimic

I'd open the one closest to the door from where I entered and then the remaining one.

But you must! The fate of the world depends on it! I won't accept no for an answer

...

Right.

Left is slightly duller. Which means its either a trap or a mimic.

I'm left-handed so left.

Second test
Pick which first, then another second

This is the only right answer.
Good, more XP or money.

Right Middle Left

Right and middle.

left and center, fug the right m8

Left than right. Makes me feel smarter to avoid the center one.

Left
Right and Middle
What do I win?

Final test
Pick a first, second, and lastly third chest

Left, middle left, right.

Middle Left, Middle Right, Far Left

Right because polls show people have a tendency to choose left

Left, middle right, right

In order of whichever is closer to the door or whatever direction I was holding the stick when I went in.
Open all of them, get all loot, and deal with any traps. Traps are good, I get money or XP from them.

Left, middle-left, middle-right

Always one on the left.

Chest 3, chest 4, and chest 1

Up, up, down, down

1st set, left chest

2nd set, left chest and middle chest

3rd set, the left chest, the second to left chest, and the far right chest.

Thank you for taking the time to participate in test. There was no point since I'm not recording any of this at all. So have a great rest of the day or night

You're not even going to call all of us retarded faggots? What a ripoff

y tho

you arent OP

What is missing, Sup Forums ?

WORST POST EVER FUCK OFF

Birds.

left

Some foresight to buy some fucking red paint so the bitch wouldn't have to use goddamn lipstick.

A girl with big tits and a long fat dick.

1000 gold vs 500 exp chest
Which one Sup Forums?

gold because im a hoarder, exp is not useful in any game ever because i dont play games with a shit rpg leveling system

Then prepare to die old man! I ain't playing your game.

>second
>third
>first
>fourth

Open second with key i have, then open first with key that just dropped.

OP is designing a really shitty RPG and thinks he's gonna come across some revolutionary chest placement game design paradigm via this thread

exp, I'd rather level than get new gear

Probably not. It's more likely that he will do nothing with the information he gathered here, that he just made up this "test" to feed his addiction to (You)s.
Asking Sup Forums a question--no matter how stupid--is a sure method of getting replies.

Lets not even pretend and say we did.

Oh yeah? What if I ask Sup Forums why they're worthless pieces of shit?

because i'm tired of fucking your mom

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