I'm still 1 hour into this game but I'm still stuck on the tutorial map

I'm still 1 hour into this game but I'm still stuck on the tutorial map.

When does the real game start?

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Is this some GTA game or something?

Can we stop with this meme already? Is the map small, yes. But was every single area of it not used? The map may have been small but it seemed to be packed to the brim with content, something the larger maps can't seem to grasp (I.e. IV and V)

looks like sims 2 but not 100% sure

Has more substance than the GTAV map regardless, my nigger.

>That beach
>Not the biggest waste of space in the entire fucking series

That's some shit taste you've got there.

Nah, IV and V had plenty more going on than Vice City. Dunno about San Andreas though.

>not having the beach to piss off people trying to do the paramedic challenge

NOSTALGIA
DELUSION
IS
FUCKING
REAL

What? Everyone knows that the GTA V map is a huge wasteland, even in the story there's like half the map that gets left out in the cold

>Everyone knows
stopped reading your leddit opinion desu neko chan

Stay mad, summerfag.

>may have been small but it seemed to be packed to the brim with content,

Honestly, you could have a GTA style game take place in a single apartment building if you could explore every single room and there were secrets to find.

FYI this is a Sims 3 version of the map, just a dumb mod. The actual map isn't much bigger but the sims version is a downgrade.

>Assert claim based off of nostalgia
>Get told you're wrong, because you're wrong
>"Well you must just be a youngfag, only people that don't absent mindedly agree that old gamers are better are people..who were young when they played them..."
You outplayed yourself, buddy.

>who were
Weren't*

>make an assertion
>get told the general opinion
>"lol I'm not even gonna read that"
>get told to stay mad
>make text wall in an attempt to get the last laugh
;^)

Not really, it was very boring.
Don't know who thought this game was a good idea tbqh.

>all this fond nostalgia
I'd still argue this is the best game ever made.

It was a pretty good size imo. That map with all buildings explorable and an everglades/country side section would be perfect for GTA 6

VIDEO KILLED

kys

>the general opinion
Here, maybe.
Even then you're still closing your ears and relying on your echo chamber to save you from reality.
Vice City has aged like rancid dogshit.
And god help you if you even attempt to play GTA3 in this day and age.

>bigger = better

I want more things to DO, not more places to go. Play Just cause 3 if you want a big boring map with nothing in it

A GTA where your goal is just to take over a single, fully explorable, housing complex would actually be pretty fun I bet. Especially if they made it like Bully and populated it with unique NPCs.

I'm gonna go on record saying that's the most stupid idea for a map I have ever seen.
This is why you faggots will always "dream of your favourite most epic vidya omg it will be so epic" and will never achieve anything.

>wanting small maps
lol fuck off nerds

Absolutely disgusting.

that's the most retarded thing I've ever seen

>I've never played Fuel or Daggerfall: the Idea Guy

I can see you tipping your fedora from cruising altitude. Please consider seeking help. GTA5 was bad enough already about being empty and lifeless as fuck.

b-but that's fucking stupid, user

It's a Sims 3 map

This is a map of game from 1996...

>Big open world maps are popular, therefore bad now.
Good thing devs like money and don't cave to minority groups unless they're tumblr landwhales.

if bigger really means better explain how GTA V's map isnt shit. Because last I checked there was fuck all to do in that top 80% of the map outside the city.

And this is from 2006!

How is this acceptable?

Just came here to say you're a fucking idiot

Wow, that is a good point you just made!
I am not entirely sure what the fuck that point was supposed to be, but damn user! Nice work!

>One large city is labeled as three different cities.

That's not the compliant, the complaint is that they're big but empty. Why have all that space if there's nothing to do with it?

Calm down.

People are complaining about empty maps, not big maps. Learn to read.

This could work but you would need 20-30 years of work from a AAA budget studio for it to be enjoyable and not an empty copy paste world.Which is not possible.

Dude I'm calm as fuck nigga. I got this.

The map didnt seem small at all to me when I played it. Having to drive back and fortth actually made the map feel larg. Also its one of the most engaging world maps I can think of.

I hate invisible walls but tiny island adventure is the worst.

Nobody will argue that Kichikuou is better than Sengoku.
And the latter has about 1.5 the script size of former, sure Kichikuou had fuckhuge map and lots of characters, but nobody got proper focus.

Not having scrollable map sucks though. It's not like you could see all of the map all the time in KR.

I remember when I was fucking amazed when I found out how big the map is during that time Man, it's been 12 years.

>3
>CITIES

San Andreas must have used some trick to make it feel larger.

low speed and fog

literally best GTA game by a long looong shot

Fog and slow movement speeds.

>catalunya island

You will never be independent, catalufos

Unidos Podemos got less votes than Podemos alone.

Still has more personality than the city in 4. Goddamn that game was boring. Haven't tried 5 but it looks way more lively and vibrant.

Buttmad nostalgiafag. Please reply again.

Theory: any map will look small if you render it like that.

5 is way worse

it's even more boring and has even less character

but really the ruined physics destroy the game for me, i guess gta 4 physics spoiled me

>Haven't tried 5 but it looks way more lively and vibrant.
>Press x to do yoga

Yeah it's great.

Thats how it works in real life? Are you trolling?

Not when you can see the width of the roads.

Americans my friend, they really are that retarded in real life.

You actually use the sticks for the Yoga minigame but you wouldnt know because you never played the game... Sad!

>boatcars are good
when will this meme end

I'm starting to get sick of drinking liberal tears for 5 days now

Who am I kidding, I'm not. But that pucherazo speak is getting a bit out of hand, the commies will attempt something, mark my words

Like I remember the exact fucking controls. How don't you have anything better to store in your head?

Gg rockstar for making the gta 5 map so good

I assume it's supposed to be Catalina Island.

>never actually been to a large american city
They really were smaller towns that all grew into eachother

Nice strawmen response. Just admit you never played the game and are in it for the epic lulz!

>youtube.com/watch?v=5p1vacn3KcE
>literally the best theme song in the whole franchise

>realistic car physics in a game about driving cars is a bad thing
go back to playing with your toy cars and leave the big boy games to adults, k?

Epic troll bro.

if you were anywhere close to being an adult you would have known that GTA IV's driving is not realistic at all, but how would you know? The only time you've been behind the wheel is when your mom was having fun with black men in the backseat

This map would be great if it were PC, PS4, and XBONE exclusive.

!EPIC! reply bro

but no, really, leave the big boy games to us adults

>big boy games
All video games are for children numbnuts, just because you like your turds more """""""realistic""""" and not as fun to play with does not mean you are an """"""adult"""""".

Lets not kid ourselves at the end of the day though... GTAVs map wasnt that great.

>tfw you will never ever get to play the entire GTA universe all together

>All video games are for children

Nintendo fans always say this. Never Xbots, #4theplayers, or master-race.

Only Nintendo enthusiasts feel this way.

How come?

Tell that to the ESRB fucking teenager

Not to say I have anything against VC's map, but the beach and, with the exception of one mission, the airport were hardly used

This is why I always do the paramedic challenge downtown.

>tfw I really like IV's map

There was just something really great about it. Seemed to capture that feel of New York more than any other game I've played. The map is like this very lovingly constructed diorama where each street is given meticulous attention. And I loved going around the suburbs in Alderney.

San Andreas had all the content, big foot was even roaming the mountains

It got the big city vibe down, but for me it felt a bit lifeless and the westmost island was underused in the base game.

>Because last I checked there was fuck all to do in that top 80% of the map outside the city.

There probably could have been more to do. But I don't necessarily a map needs to be packed to the brim with content. I think a good game world needs some space to breathe, it needs some fields of purposeless beauty just to feel real. Sometimes it's neat just to ride a bike around the empty hills.

I actually would really love a IV remaster. Actually make perform even better than V, and bring in more detail that was sort of missing because of the 360/PS3 focus the game released on.
The layout is gorgeous, but if you actually stop to look at things, you start noticing a lot of it looks really awful. Not to mention, due to hardware limitations, city feels really fucking lifeless.
They can also go back and fix weather and such, keep it mainly grey, but fix mornings. Then do the same for the other GTA games and call it a grand collection of memes.

Not him, but my issue with V's map is that most of the area north of Los Santos wasn't used that heavily, it was pretty and well detailed, but so much of it was hardly used save for some trevor antics. I really think there needed to be a bigger town area somewhere in the north that actually got used by the story and had things to do, yeah there was the one town where the heist took place, but that was the place's only purpose. I really liked V's map, I felt they put a lot of effort into designing, I just think it's a shame that a lot of it wasn't really used in the singleplayer game.

It would have been a great map for a dating sim or something. It just wasn't meant to be for a GTA game

>bigger = worse
I wonder what is is that makes you all want this to be true? Hmm...

>coxard
damn lol

>he doesn't mow down beachgoers on a helicopter

Is Spain going to have another election next year since there still isn't a party with majority rule yet?
Please don't let those commies win.

I would actually be alright with that, they should make all the DLC weapons/vehicles/buildings available too along with just making the whole Episodes From Liberty City with it.

It's almost as if they don't have to render those maps in 3D.

That map is even more retarded than San Andreas and LC are on opposite sides of the country.

Not really.
They'll agree to some pact, and they'll have to give in since whoever disagrees will be responsable for going into a third voting.

Conservatives are winning by quite a lot, but not by majority, then you have the moderate socialists, then you have the commies (which, ironically, formed a pact with the more SJW party in of the country and got a lot less votes than before forming the pact) and then you have the more far right party.

No matter what happens, conservatives have everything under control, so nothing to worry about.