Are you smart enough for her?

Are you smart enough for her?

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I think so

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this user, but you have shit taste.

If you can't get this, you don't deserve Ema.

Franziska and Justine >>>>>>

The feathers, because you have to factor in the weight of horrific things you did to those poor birds.

Trick question, they're the same.

The potato.

The real question is what happened to all the birds that had those feathers

>feathers
>heavier than bricks

Are you fucking retarded?

They got turned into chicken tendies.

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How is it that she's still the best waifu after all these years?

>feathers weighing the same as bricks
Kys

Duh, a pound of bricks obviously
Can I have my Ema now?

See

Of course not
Thanks for reminding me I have a crush on a smart girl, faggot

>Brick is just as heavy as a feather
Just when I thought posters in this place couldn't get any dumber.
Why do I still browse this place?

What would hurt more 1 pound of bricks falling in your head or 2 pounds of feathers falling in your head?

>women
>smart
That's the best joke I've heard all week. Everyone knows women are worthless cum dumpsters that only think about dick 24/7. I'm so glad I was born a man. I actually have something worth living for.

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Move over you old hag

If you banged pic related could Edgeworth send you to jail for statutory rape?

Ema>Maya>Kaye>Trucy>Athena

This is undeniable fact

>A pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of fucking bricks
lol. kill yourself dumbass

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are you all retarded? it's not saying X amount of feathers or X amount of bricks, it's an amount of feathers that EQUAL one pound total in weight, and an amount of bricks that EQUAL one pound in weight.

How the fuck can feathers and bricks be equal? A FEATHER is obviously way lighter than a FUCKING BRICK. Holy shit I can't believe you're this dumb.

Ever since that one doujin I can't stop thinking about fucking her in the ass

Is there something wrong with me

>a feather equals a brick
Holy shit you're stupid

Are you Limmy?

>a feather
:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a

>shit shoes
This bitch couldn't count to 12 if she makes the mistake of wearing those plastic hooves

Best girl coming through.

Bricks, because bricks are heavier than feathers.

>this thread

I've lost count of the layers of irony ITT already holy shit

>AA6
>digital only
>DLC
>3 month delay
>"we know western fans want DGS but we only care about our sales"

Dunno about you but I'm done supporting this franchise.

it's not that complicated

S U C C

but

I'd rather Pound that girl

Hello, it's me, Miles Edgeworth.

[[succ]]

>mfw Pearls

That was the greatest twist of all time

Was this 96% based on Sup Forums's replies?

Take out feathers and bricks. Is 1 pound equal to 1 pound? Yes? There's your answer. Bricks and feathers are only added to confuse the retarded 4channers.

But a brick is heavier than feathers

But is 1 pound heavier than 1 pound?

Maybe in America

How many bricks can you buy with a pound? What about feathers?

>there are people out there that sexualize the Pearls

i don git it

A pound is worth about 0,000001 euro, which is about 1 mg, which is less than a pound.

Pearls is a perfect daughterfu and I will fite anyone who says otherwise.

>But is 1 pound heavier than 1 pound?
There's the confusion. We're talking about the USA feathers and bricks, not European

You should understand why the bricks are heavier now

I'd older pearl desu

bricks, they are able to retain their shape because 1 pound could be a single block, feathers on the other hand aren't combined so you can't pick them up at the same time, some might end up fallinf ro blowing away or simpley because you need your whole body to hold them, they would feel as if they were less than a pound, bricks you can carry in 1 hand and all the weigh is set in just your hand therefore it feels as if it weighs more

Depends how hard you can haggle.

Kek that fucking skit

So 1 mg is less than a pound

AA6 ships her with the new prosecutor guy

youtube.com/watch?v=0ris5lVssz8

How can a thread be full of so much irony?

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That's right! And considering that's a pound, we can conclude a pound weighs less than a pound. QED.

I know, right? Bitch looks retarded as fuck.
Punching a pearl in the face, on the other hand...

Poor britbongs, no longer exists in europe. Euros > pounds.

>anime skips right from Turnabout Goodbyes to The Lost Turnabout
>the whole reason i wanted to watch it was to see Rise from the Ashes animated

Her skin looks weird in this desu.

>not posting best Pearls animation

should've had the total time as 14:88

Tell me Sup Forums, how does she do it?

She aged like fine wine.

Good genetics.

But what's heavier, a euro of steel, or a euro of feathers?

Remember that this is what a 50 year old Fey woman looks like. Good genes and/or mystic youth power

>ships her with the new prosecutor
>not Klavier

This series is dead.

feathers
obviously

Have yo not seen Mia?
Maya was always destined to have a rockin' bod.

Klavier is fucking lame, he's like they tried to make an Edgeworth/Godot hybrid without their flaws and even more fangirl baiting.

See also: Trucy

But Edgeworth doesn't have any flaws.

rip

>tfw no qt snack-loving sciencey gf

In the first game he sure as fuck had some serious character flaws.

How is being perfection incarnate a character flaw?

>smart

Scientist smart as fuck girls what dumb as rocks spear chuckers with massive cocks attached.

All studies show the more retarded the male is and the smarter the female is the more likely the relationship will work. For your best interest right now, stop all pursuits of knowledge of any kind. Learn to toss rocks really far. I was lucky enough to be born with a huge dick, but its fine most girl's can't tell the difference between 4inches and 8inches up close, so you just need to practice rock throwing.

You'll thank me for this in the future.

English is not your first language. I'm sure of it.

I just talk funny.

>daddy issues
>ruthless, cares more about winning than the truth
>sore loser

Can't tell if you're meming or not user

I dunno, he certainly took his first loss better than Franzy and his own mentor. IIRC all he did was crush a coffee cup.

That was classy, not him btw

you're thinking of godot
edgeworth just had his damaged sprite on when he lost

No. I remember Gumshoe saying during 1-3's investigation that Edgeworth crushed a paper coffee cup with his hand in his office.

> Pull those pants down
> Bend her over
> Give her the science

Meant for

deepest lore

He's antisocial as fuck and awkward around people, earthquake phobia, trouble with names, has a severe addiction to Steel Samurai, is an ass

>Edgeworth saw Diego crush a coffee cup when his first trial got fucked
>He crushes a cup after his first actual loss
HOLY FUCK

Mod got it wrong.

hm I guess that is part of the 'be dumb so that you are compatible with smart girls' schtick huh
ooga booga