Is sex better than video games?

Is sex better than video games?

Depends on how into it the girl is

it's debatable

depends on the game
depends on the person you're boning
depends on how fat you are

Wouldn't know. I'm 26 ;_;

that's gay as fuck

All I know is winning a bout of skill is just about as satisfying as making your partner climax, but only about half as violent.

Not if you can combine both

>depends on how fat you are


How is that relevant?

He speaks the truth virganon.

Sex with a girl who isn't into it might as well be a sex doll.

Of course OP, video games are for children.

I got a blowjob last week while playing Smash Bros. It was distracting and not as cool as I thought'd it be.

you're putting your dick into something that smells really bad, of course not that's disgusting

You know how I can tell you're from a third world shithole and aren't white?

having had sex both in and out of shape, I can tell you it's a hell of a lot worse when you're gasping for breath and breaking a sweat 20 seconds into it.

Not if her not being into it is what excites you.

Is it wrong that the first thought that went through my mind looking at that picture was "Hey neat, I wonder if she knitted or crocheted that swimsuit herself"?

Have I got the gay? I don't want to have the gay. I want to put my penis in her vagina, but the swimsuit is in the way and is sending me on a tangent.

Believe me it's relevant.

What type of sex? With who? Compared to what game? Shit ain't black and white, user.

Every time I have sex my dick always starts hurting, like it's being bent or something

Please assist

In return, have this elephant

Is this 6 better than video games?

Not really, I have a girl in my house I use and after a while I preferred the video games

That's retarded. A girl that doesn't move during sex is pointless.

You do realize that if she's into it, she'll be wet and that's whats really feels great, right? Why am I even asking, you're clearly a virgin.

sex is for children
making them, that is
i bet you thought i was implying i want to have sex with kids, pervert!

Maybe you shouldn't have sex with elephants.

Apparently you don't know anything fucktard. All my body hair is blonde and I'm from Finland

Good sex > good vidya > bad sex > bad vidya > masturbation

>I have a girl in my house that I use
>that I use

Depends on how into it the girl is

I have a gf and a side chick and I always end up wanting to go home and play vidya.

Being a well earning man in his late 20's is suffering.

>The position of the fake tits
Did japan fail it's anatomy class?

Not with a woman

A lot of women get wet and orgasm during rape. Checkmate, moron.

We aren't in a relationship, she just sleeps with me and in exchange she can stay here and eat without paying rent

put more lube than you should and take it slowly

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>it's
Did you fail your English class?

unga bunga

Is her name Michelle?

I don't know user, I've got the gay and I don't give a fuck if she made that swimsuit or not

(she didn't, no one makes their own clothing anymore)

What's sex like?

Virgin.

This.

If they arent into it then they go fast like a robot and just try to get you off fast. Can't beat a raunchy but passionate fucking.

VR may get there one day if we have good AI for the handjob machines.

salty bags of coins

no. Sometimes I just want my wife to go to sleep so I can play vidya. You get sick of sex when youre doing it everyday sometimes 2 times a day.

Everything in moderation
I dont know who said it but as you get older you realise he wasnt fucking lying

>I'm from Finland

so you're a filthy mongol, not white

Not with apes

>Finnish
>white

nope. Too much fucking maintenance and money on average to be worth it.

because women like to be dominated, it appeals to their true desires. they were raped for thousands of years by men and the desire to be dominated is in their genes.

>(she didn't, no one makes their own clothing anymore)

I dunno user, my experience with yarn enthusiasts tells me that people still make knitted/crocheted stuff. I haven't got enough experience to be able to tell which that is just by looking at it though. Only reason I even started wandering was because the orange cloth covering her ass is yarn of some kind as opposed to spandex or whatever the hell.

Only a woman would use that as an insult. Pathetic beta.

lmao ok buddy

whats the difference, you're too beta to get some or actually rape someone

Trust me, black girls know how to ride white dick, user

You have to try it before judging, mang

depends on how often you fuck I suppose. With videogames you have a variety of games, different genres, gamelplay, etc.

with sex you have toys, oral / anal, vaginal, and different positions, but in the end you're massaging your dick in an organic sleeve until you ejaculate.

i cant tell if you mean video games or sex

>I-I'm white I swear!

No.

That's because you're bad at jerking off.

I'd rather have a good jerk-off session than playing Superman 64 or Sonic 06.

I used to fuck my gf like twice a day and now I just wanna go home and sleep after work. I have no time for vidya.

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