Hello, I'm here for the job interview

Hello, I'm here for the job interview.

Sorry, we don't hire snakes

There should be no problem if snake can work.

Sorry, company policy.

You're hired

yes I am hiring for the position of wife

how much do you pay

About tree fiddy

We don't hire people with ridiculous hair color, they always cause problems.

For you, 3 dickings per hour

Can you deliver pizzas in under thirty minutes?

I think this Snek is broken.

>snek will never spin on your dick
why even live?

No, she's fine.

If they aren't doing jack shit, why does the Crimson Squad only have part time jobs instead of full time?

I want that snake in my bed

I want to suck your snake

Whoa what the fuck. I don't remember there being maid outfits in Estival Versus
Don't tell me its DLC

Ikkitousen DLC when?

yes

Post more snake

Okay, then I won't tell you.

N E V E R
E
V
E
R

...

thanks senpai

...

...

They don't have any marketable skills. Plus their personalities cause them to get fired often (aside from Homura).

big tits is a marketable skill

Why is Crimson Squad the best group?

being homeless builds character

Highest Percentage of Great Girls
The Homeless thing just makes them better.

It's made up of the best girls.

They have best character flaws

All good costumes are dlc.

Best overall group. While they don't have 10/10 best girl Ikaruga, they don't have terrible characters like Hibari and Yagyuu dragging them down.

Jesus fuck

You gutted three people on the way in. I don't think we can afford to give you insurance.

They have the tumblr landwhale, the brat and the slut so they can't be.

But they don't have Murakumo, Minori and Yumi.

But they DO have Homura and Mirai.

>you will never marry snake

Post blonde big titty kagura webms

But those are the best members.

Kagura has dark hair.

We will all find our own snake someday user.