The last female protagonist you played as will be your gf if you can defeat the last male protagonist you played as in...

The last female protagonist you played as will be your gf if you can defeat the last male protagonist you played as in battle. How fucked are you?

>Linkle will be my girlfriend if I can beat Sora

Guess I'll never get a girlfriend Sup Forums

>DS3 LLD Spiked Mace Warrior GF if I can defeat my DS3 luck build
Easy enough, just Estoc him to death.
Cause I don't parry or block, only ever at most use a Crystal Sage's Rapier in offhand for pokes.

How could I possibly defeat this man?

I wouldn't want Ayesha as my gf anyway

>Level 90 FO4 bitch on Very Hard with a never ending plasma pistol, 75dam 60something fire rate
vs
>Level 47 guy on survival with combat shotgun doing ~350dam per shot and 30 something fire rate

I guess it really depends who gets the drop, survival guy only needs 2 shots to drop the bitch, but that plasma pistol has a range of ~180...

All I have to do is beat up Lan Hikari to get Miku as my gf. Best deal ever.

D.va will be my girlfriend, but only if I can defeat Lucio in combat.

since Lucio has a future tech sound gun, I think I lose.

I'm never defeating Kirby so it doesn't matter.

>Zarya
>Soldier 76

I'm fucked either way

Doom Slayer is standing between me and Peach

Can I just go home

Shantae

Geralt

Yeah...I'm fucked

>Neptune will be my gf if i beat Fidel
>Fidel trains people to fight with swords
>my only experience is a few bar fights and school yard brawls
Fuck

>all these OverShart players
What happened to you, Sup Forums?

Can it be a gf (male)?

torment 8 witch doctor zecora vs venom snake

I guess he wont be surprised by the magic and shit

>Get socialist qt3.14
>Only if i beat a molten gladiator who can crowd control you into fucking oblivion.

She aint worth that kind of death.

>New Leaf mayor gf if I can kill TF2's Soldier
I'm fucked, nothing I can do about rockets.

Lucio is 5'8", unless you're a manlet, a future blowhorn isn't goin to beat ya

>R. Mika
FUCK YEAH!

>Batman
Well fuck me.

Pharrah is my gf and I have to kill Junkrat? I'm pretty sure I could do that. He doesn't have any special powers or anything so a 12ga should take him out.

>Laverne
>Bernard Bernouli
Easy enough but I don't think it's a good idea to stick my dick in crazy.

>Jill from VA-11 Hall-A
>the biker dude from Trials Fusion

I think I can take him.

Pharah Gf if I can beat Junkrat

done and done.

that fucker'll kill me

>Peach
>Toad
I was playing SM3D World

Success.

>get mercy gf
>but only if i can beat reaper
Sounds like my luck

Chun Li vs Vega

Fug, maybe she can take him?

>Mei
>Roadhog

This could easily go either way

>MC from Rabi Ribi
>have to beat Sigma from VLR
I think I can pull it off. Shame though, second to last game I played was Momodora IV, I would have liked her better.

Pharah's heart will be mine if I kill a low level asthmatic zomboid survivor who's slowly bleeding out and feverish from scratches he got climbing through a window?

I think I just won this thread

>my qt Skyirm char lvl 20 vs my Dark Souls III char lvl 200
No contest

You get the shitty looking Peach then, should have played smash

>Stab Len
>Acquire Mikus

I accept!

Fuck I wish my last played game was Super Princess Peach now. I want her bad.

Doesn't matter anyway since I'd have to beat Jack Cayman in a battle.

Wait nvm I'm fucked. I thought it was if she could defeat Roadhog.

Yeah I'm fucked
Last female protag I played as was Iji, so it's not like I lost out on someone pretty anyways.

>I get Tracer
>If I can beat Nathan Drake
Hmmmm...

But Zelda is my ultimate waifu and my Smash main.

Peach is a fine replacement.

>Evie Frye

>Nathan Drake

I'm royally screwed, am I not?

>Mercy
>have to beat 76
Can't do it.

>Palutena against Corrin
With or without customs?

>I need to defeat Soldier 76 in order to date Pharah

ILL DO IT

ILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER

ILL BUILD PYRAMIDS WITH MY BARE HANDS BY MYSELF

N O O N E W I L L S T O P M E

WISH ME LUCK

Post more Palutena

>I'll never have Palutena force my face into her armpits for hours each day

>Dva
>Hot Monkey Dick

I don't even want her though

Are you a black woman?

Don't remember who the last chick I played as was. I'll say it was Sona. Last dude I played was Rumble. I'll slam that furry fucks head into his cockpit, and if he doesn't have his mech, even better.
I'd prefer my waifu, though.

>I need to kill the Sniper from Tf2 if I want to get Samus from Sm4sh

What a time to be alive, son

>Gwendolyn from Odin Sphere will be my girlfriend if I can beat Jotaro Kujo
Well I'm fucked.

>Pharah
>Runescape character I just made
gg ez

>gotta defeat Cloud
>for Shantae
Yep, that's not happening. No hopes of that bullshit ever taking place.

Cool picture of Falco, friend.

Dq4 heroine will be my gf if I beat the DeSu MC. Should be easy if I can steal his COMP.

So I can marry Gwendolyn from Odin Sphere if I kill Cornelius. Who is basically a raccoon with a sword.

The fight is not really a problem. I'll go buy a handgun. Actually, fuck it, I'll go with a M134 Minigun.

The bigger problem is Gwendolyn herself, who would probably kill me to get back with Oswald.

Um, you forgot this

I get the mage from hearthstone if i kill my character from dragons dogma.

>Smash Peach as possible gf
>Gotta defeat Mega Man
I'm fucked unless he can die to a Spike Trap that I can place down.

>Shantae
>Mario

I hope this is a Smash brawl.

My Animal Crossing character, if I can beat Minish Cap Link

He's just a kid... right?

>Samus from Sm4sh
>Billy Lee from Double Dragon
I'm completely fucked. The guy literally fought his own brother for a gf.

>doom guy
>doom guy with every upgrade
>railgun with siege mode
>even his bare fists
>his only purpose is to wake up and kill demons
>the positive outcome to this isnt even that good
Fuck me sideways.

Femui vs. Generic military man

I'll win if I can get one paper cut on him. Because for some reason melee can kill you in one hit in the recent call of duty games

>Have to beat up my Pokémon trainer avatar from OR in order to get Bayonetta as a girlfriend.

If it's just the kid then it's fine, I may an out of shape nerd but I can beat up a 10 year old. If he has my Pokémon though, I'm dead.

Diana will be my girlfriend if I beat up Q? Wew... I don't want to beat up a friendly little kid so I guess I'll continue my forever alone existence. If only Eric was team leader. I wouldn't mind hitting that faggot.

>muh ice cream
>muh smiles
>muh sob story which is just an excuse for his violent outbursts

>Sheik
>have to beat up Lucas
No. I refuse.

>Marin
Perfect, I wonder who I have to fight.
>Just got done trying out pic related.
Well, that was easy.

I get to date Ibuki if I can defeat Jak and Daxter...

with all their weapons/powers/vehichles from Jak 3

JUST

...

>will get a qt3.14 ship gf if
>I can take down the dude from Subnautica
I'm totally marrying the Kamui!

So you're saying that if I beat up an innocent Animal Crossing villager, I get Ms. Fortune from Skullgirls as my gf?

I was just barely lucky this time.

>never played a game with a female protag

uh

>hot as fuck female PC from modded Skyrim
>if I can defeat Garrett

Even if we were fist fighting in an ebin 1v1 he'd fucking wreck me, even if he was shit at fistfighting he probably has a better build than me

If you're lying, fuck off. If you are serious, I guess go play a game with a girl protag and come back?

>Sola vs hunter from BB
No idea. If we judge just by gameplay mechanics she's faaaaar stronger than him though.

I get Sm4sh Zelda if I beat Dunkmaster Darius.
It was a good run fellas.

>have to fight Snake to date Faith Connors

Fuck that.

>female version of myself from Xenoblade X
>if I can beat up an Inkling
Fuck yeah. He doesn't have bones and his ink will do nothing more than annoy me.

>mfw having myself as a gf

The question isn't about whether or not the last female protagonist you played could beat them, it's if YOU could, user.

And if it's the Hunter from BB they'd beat you easy.

>Lucas
>Smash 4 Zelda
Should be easy
Also totally worth it

I wouldn't fight old Joseph Joestar for her even if she WAS legal.

>Maria Renard
Fuck ye-
>Alucard
Damnit.

>Pharah

>Windwaker HD Link

I haven't fully restored the Master Sword yet so I think I'm fine

I hope ;_;

>FemCorrin
>have to beat Mobius One in an F-22

yeah no, i'm fucking dead.

>get a hot ninja gf
>have to fight Cloud
It was nice knowing you guys.

>iji
good taste, user.

Corrin if I can beat the Spelunky guy

>Claire Redfield
>Doomguy

welp nevermind....

>My Dark Souls character will be my gf if I can beat Ephraim from Sacred Stones.

Yeah, no. I'm completely fucked and it wouldn't even be worth it anyway, she would probably be boring as fuck.

Is this that Dark Witch game? I remember enjoying the first one on my 3DS. Is the second any good?

Reimu will be my GF if I can beat up Lan Hikari.
If its a physical battle, that should be pretty easy.

Cloud's a nice guy. Maybe you could convince him to throw the fight.

Elma from Xenoblade Chronicles X will be my GF if I beat Twilight Princess Link.
Well.
I give.

>psychic powers
Moral conundrum of beating up Lucas of all people for a gf aside, I don't imagine you'd win anyway.

Does this thing even have a gender?
Just finished the game and it was really mediocre, last time I listen to Sup Forums music was ok though

Doomguy doesn't attack innocents. You'd win because he wouldn't fight you.

But I don't want Corrin from Fire Emblem Fates as my girlfriend, and beating up Phoenix Wright would be wrong.

General consensus is that that is a boy, and the other one is a girl, as far as I know.

>Lady in DMC4SE
>Level 1 joke character in Oblivion to test sex mods
Who's gonna fuck me first becomes the question.

>Dick sucking lips Peach
>Not better than Smash 4 Peach

>have to fight Ryu Hayabusa
>get to date Ayane
worth

>other one
What?