Chinese character who apologizes a lot and cares about the environment

>Chinese character who apologizes a lot and cares about the environment.

What is Blizzard trying to say here?

I want to fuck that hero

>Indian character that cares about balance and thinks order is everything.

Hasn't ever even been to Mumbai I bet.

What does "Poochi Labba" mean?

That hindsight is 20/20 you polluting chinks.

>Australian character who's playstyle is basically shitposting personified
What is Blizzard trying to say here?

Hi, I'm Chris Chapell, and on this episode of China Uncensored, find out why the Chinese government HATES this game developer.

Don't leave, if you mean when she ults.

The same reason they made the super scientist from space an african american, it's satire.

Reminder that Mei is part of Talon according to the comics. Her Freeze Gun/Backpack is also Talon Tech

Who?

Oh, you mean the chimp?

>Apologizing a lot
>Chinese

My Sup Forums meme experience tells me you're saying she's Canadian.

They made the opposite of reality.
CHinese are rude fuckers who pollute everything.

When Mei says "Freeze! Don't move.", she is really talking to the Communist government and environmentally harmful corporations

It's cold in canada too. Also I hear there are quite a few asians up there. Mei confirmed for Canadian?

All the asians are in Vancouver.

If Mei was living in a very cold place, wouldn't she have lots of tech focused on warming her up instead of cooling her down?
If you want to freeze something just stick it outside for a few minutes. Her tech must be useless in Antarctica.

bu xu zou
不需走

"don't move"

That shes actually Canadian?

The literal translation is "Stop now! Don't move!

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This, she's actually from Vancouver.

You can't even see your own character in this game why is everyone concerned with how the characters look

You basically get a whiff of their arms and hands

>msi being portrayed as fat
Fucking end this meme

The definition of thick in a non-meme way

She has legitmate curves not fucking slabs of fat

Why the fuck would she want to destablize the environment? That shit is supposed to fight global warming and help her save the ice caps.

Is Mei good for competitive play, or more for stomping noobs?

You are delusional if you think a person of that size is anything but fat. It's not thick, she is fat.

she's fat get over it

>kill low health players with a icicle that does like 75 damage(?) or so
>webm-worthy
what a waste of 2.92 MB

She's actually Canadian

You know its ironic really
Because its basically everything that a Chinese person isnt

Neither. Mei is for when everyone is having fun except for you and you just want to make them as miserable as you are as fast as possible.

China absolutely HATES that they made their character fat.
Fat people are not accepted over there like in the west.
Fat people are greedy subhuman scum

Good thing is that the leak states we are getting a Scientist Outfit, Casual outfit (without the parka) and her Talon uniform skin in the next update.

I can't wait to finally see her milk duds bouncing around in the map

Who here has dated chinese girl?

I dated two in 5 years.

The first girl was really weird, I got her and her friends drinks, then I saw with my hands around their hips, then later they said they would go home, and I said "no its okey you stay over at my apertment its closer" her friend said "uh we take bus to university" i said okey you can leave, i give busmoney to her tommorow and held the girl i liked arm and we went to my place.

Then i drank some more with my hands around her hips, and she said she didnt want to drink but i told her to drink and started kissing her she didnt seem into it and i told her to get on her knees and open her mouth, put my dick in her but she got tears in her eyes while i noticed teeth hurt, and not like porn, and it didnt feel interesting so i said "suck, like vacuum ok?" she got more tears, then i took her to bed and licked her pussy, tried to fit in little finger in her pussy but she was super duper tight, and i fumbled with condom so we didnt have sex, we went to sleep, later said goodbye next day and she never contacted or answer my textmessages anymore

lost my virginity to another asian later who became my girlfriend then 7 months in it kinda broke apart, tried to suck her titties and she said i was like a little boy, she thought i was an alpha male since i always hit the gym to prevent my ocd and autism and add from flaring up but my alpha male posture lost power during the relationship and she found out i was a video game nerd and not a badboy


would post picture of both but anons would just reverse search it, even tried cropping it once, blurred and change colour and still user found it so i wont

both were headshot so it was a lot of damage

>wears eskimo clothes
>apologizes
>uses ice
>looks chinese
She's Canadian

Well, Chinese do hate her...

If anything, it's either Activision Blizzard being too deluded or intentionally poking fun at them.

You mean like how Marx's hatred of Jews was satire?

I don't believe that is true, none of the comics even mention Mei. The only thing that even mentions Mei is her travel blog thing they did as a promotion.

>Leak
gimme the source

Marx was the descendent of a line of rabbis. He's arguably the biggest Jew of the past millennium.

>The Chinese hates something for no reason
CALL
THE
PRESSES

Mei's bio states her mother was Canadian you twat

Post source

Most ethnicities in the game have no significant character traits that rrally distinguish them beyond some voice lines ans sprays in x language. It was a lazy ultra generic to the point of insulting cash grab way to design characters so dumb Americans can identify with whatever shit they think they are.

>and is THICC
Hmm...

who did china steal that ice gun tech from? you know they didn't come up with it themselves

>without the parka
Holy shit. No matter what her body ends up looking like it is guaranteed to cause a massive shitstorm.

>NO reason
They literally made the Chinese character fat

That's a huge fucking insult

No one likes fat people

Meanwhile Korea gets a hot af waifu

>China as a country collectively hates thing
Source: user's ass
Nice trips.

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What is this meme about Mei being part of Talon?

>my dad works at blizzard

That first girl was weird because you forced yourself on her and she didn't want it. Then you molested her a bunch of times. No wonder she didn't want to talk with you anymore.

I can buy that

>visit vancouver
>90 percent of people in the airport is chinese
>my friend and I are the only white guys on the bus transit
>everyone new I meet is chinese or some kind of Asian

No wonder they call it Hong kongcouver

Shes not fat shes thicc

I did.

Her vagina smelled like dried octopus and she loves fucking during her period, which is more bearable since it smelled like iron instead of a dead octopus.

You can't just make stuff up and say "the leak states"

No him, but my problem is how forced her """""sexiness""""" is, it's like a bunch of fat NEETs are trying to convince themselves they can find a fat girl attractive so they can tell themselves "well if I find fat girls attractive, then some girls might like fat guys like me roght?"

>he doesn't know that headshots do more damage
Jesus fucking Christ, man.

I honestly don't see any problem with liking women on the larger side, but I hate deluded fags who think fat is automatically thick for some reason

Of course you can, he just did.

>concept art and official art show otherwise
>SHES FAT MY FETUSH IS ACCEPTED STOP LAUGHING

Pic related is literally what mei would be irl

Truth be told the only reason I'm attracted to Mei is because she looks almost the same as close friend of mine that has friend zoned me since high school. She found herself a nice husband, so I've also got a fetish for cuckolding. The only difference was that my friend is flat so Mei has the upperhand there. Also Mei would never hurt me.

>she got tears in her eyes
>"suck, like vacuum ok?" she got more tears
You better be bullshitting us
Horrendous mastery of the english language, by the way

Yeah the longer term girlfriend got super horny during period i iniated it and she liked it but always told me to stop.

Today I would have gotten drunk and put a towel under her and pound the shit outta na

So she would be fat then. That gut looks like fat to me m8.

You must have a loose definition of fat then.

look at this user and laugh

She looks a little skinnier than mei though

You ..
I don't know what to really say bro

Some guy's attempting to force the idea that Mei's cute and sweet personality is an act and that she's actually a violent sociopath who's been working for Talon all along.

This.

Unfortunately. My yellow fever will never be sated in the east

>The literal translation is "Stop now! Don't move!

The actual translation back to English comes out to "Freeze."

I love Chris Chapell

I love Mei, but honestly, what was Blizzard expecting when they unveiled Mei in China? They Pandaren were hated over there, so they basically humanize a Pandaren for their sole rep and make half her lines ice-puns in English, then expect her to go down well?

Asian girls are fucking betamax. But I admit, I'm not good at reading social cues, if I smoke weed I become more aware but otherwise, not so much

DUDE

Both terrible translations from the game devs in any case

WEED

being fat = being overweight
Mei is overweight, therefore making her fat
thicc girls are also overweight (not all the time) but are proportioned well. Mei does not look thicc

>Then i drank some more with my hands around her hips, and she said she didnt want to drink but i told her to drink and started kissing her she didnt seem into it and i told her to get on her knees and open her mouth, put my dick in her but she got tears in her eyes while i noticed teeth hurt, and not like porn, and it didnt feel interesting so i said "suck, like vacuum ok?" she got more tears, then i took her to bed and licked her pussy, tried to fit in little finger in her pussy but she was super duper tight, and i fumbled with condom so we didnt have sex, we went to sleep, later said goodbye next day and she never contacted or answer my textmessages anymore

bruh I think you might be a rapist

Quick, pitch an idea for a Chinese hero that the Chinese audience WON'T hate

hey so I have enough for a legendary skin

deciding between ifrit, djinnyatta, mechaqueen, and bloodhardt

>muh RAAAPE!!!!

sjw go back

Let's be honest nobody actually likes the character who is from their country. Brits don't like Tracer. BRs don't like Lucio. Koreans don't like D.VA. French don't like Widow. etc.

I dunno, I like McCree and 76

>it's an "user gets drunk and forces chink girl to suck his dick then finger-rapes her" episode
wew lad

Junkrat and Roadhog are based as fuck though

I like Junkrat and Roadhog tho

LMAO

I objectify everything as much as I can
My phones wallpaper is fucking Hentai for god sake
Rape isnt cool bro

So anything short of a holocaust survivor is fat to you then?

So you're Gaston in that pic, eh?

If you're not lean, you're a chubster.
Deal with it, fatty

>chinese
love it how if they actually made her look chinese it would be incredibly racist due to the artstyle

>nobody actually likes the character who is from their country
Fuck you, McCree and 76 are great, all we need is another fatass hero and it'll be perfect

mccrees pretty swell.