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Distraction.

Is there any other reason a woman would fight in a thong?

There are so many fighting games which have at least one woman in a thong with her bare ass hanging out.

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Maybe it's hot outside.

It's ideal to have the least possible amount of loose clothing as possible when fighting.

With a few exceptions, men never fight in thongs.

its sexy

Most gamers are straight men so they can't profit off of showing male butts

Which is distraction.

You still live in the 90s?

Only ass backwards asian shit demands the figters to wear pajamas for their sissy ass fights.

>tfw a fighting game that panders specifically to gay men and SJWs will happen in the next 5 years

Hold me

>>tfw a fighting game that panders specifically to gay men will happen in the next 5 years
>mfw

They already have that it's called super smash brothers not melee.

Why's that a bad thing? Learn to deal with it, you big baby, you aren't the only one worthy of mommy's attention.

Tekken 4 kind of did that with Heihachi, Marduk, and King.

Holy shit, can you imagine the level of embarrassment fighting like that?

Because it is a crime to hide fine asses

No matter what they're on

Fighting games as posed would never work out due to the constant dismemberment. Women wearing skimpy outfits, in my view, is pretty far down on the "implausible setting elements" list.

you are gay

You mean the fighting game based gay doujins have been for naught? I gotta go inform the gays they have to stop beating their meat to Ryu, Ken, Kyo, Iori and all the sissy boy from GG.

Europeans fought naked, so I imagine it would be fine.

>fighting game that panders specifically to gay men
Ok but it needs to be mostly cute boys rather than buff monsters.

Japan would do it right.

Why are chaps even a thing?

I imagine it was used for horse riding, but is there any specific practicality to it?

Fuck you I need men like zangief.

If you for some weird reason decide to fight in a thong, then at least make sure your ass is fit and in shape.

Well if it's a fighting roster then it will probably have something for everyone, actually.

I want my cute wide hipped boys tho.

Are you some pudic nun that can't see a little bit of nudity?

>Is there any other reason a woman would fight in a thong

if you rely on kicking in a mma match, thongs or hot pants would be optimal, I guess

How out of shape do you need to be in order for your ass to jiggle this much?

>he doesn't squat

Are your hips just parallel to eat other like a fucking rectangle or what?

Why do you care? You should be happy about that, at least they would be making their own shit then instead of shitting all over existing series.

>he thinks the ass starts to jiggle from squats
How fucking dense are you?

>I'm fun posting.

Wooooooooow

So? It's not like current fighting games are not already containing enough fap material for gay men - provided you're not one of them faggots who only like twinks.

BRRRAAAAPPP

Did we ever get an official explanation why Mai's ass is flabby?

Because you're gay. Next question.

Shura is as hot as the goddess Ivy.

I don't know about you, but when I get into a fight, I could give a rat's ass about whatever the opponent is wearing, I just want to incapacitate the fucker and get the hell out of dodge.

Also, less clothes in the way means better range of movement and less shit for the opponent to grab onto.

Shura's ass looks very grab friendly, though.

its sexy

True enough.

agreed

max velocity kick ass

Grab friendly as in "a lot of fat to grab onto", right?

Kunoichi magic, you stupid dildo addict.

Because you're a massive faggot, i work at King of Fighters so i have top secret information.

She could have killed him lol

The faggot was wasting the opportunity to get her in a good hold and go to town from there, he deserved to break his neck.

humans didnt have to need clothes to fight in old days. in fact, clothes are unnatural. the less the better.

worth it

This looks like it was one of those femdom eritic wrestling things so most def it wasnt his intention.

Because it's sexy and can make the game sell more.
Videogames don't real.

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Not really besides being slutty. They are pretty damn uncomfortable.

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Did she firm up her ass?

What's the point of sucking cocks


People still do it

It\s nice.
And the guy you're doing it to also feels good.

fighting games aren't relevant enough for peopel to care enough to make such a game.

Hiroya Oku designed it.

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>tfw last SC tournament I went to had all gay men in the quarter finals except me

It'd be kickstarted/crowdfunded and the organizers would run off with the money

Has Mai's ass always been bigger than her boobs?

Because the fucking Japanese are fucking perverts. Doesn't take a fucking genius to figure that out.

asses are always bigger than boobs, sadly.

>people think their unironic shitposting won't lead the world to create things that they don't want
That sure worked well with a certain Frequency a few years back.

Ass is supposed to be bigger than the boobs. It's a much larger area unless you have no hips.

>Fighting game that panders specifically to gay men

Maximum range of unhindered leg movement.

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Sounds fine, if I don't want it I won't buy it.

The problem is when they stop making games you like to make games you hate, instead of doing both and doubling their profits.

I came to this thread for thongs, you never stop disappointing me Sup Forums.

.......acting as if everything isn't aimed toward fucking boring ass titties.

Gladiators were mostly naked and so are modern wrestlers.

not really, no

Feeling sexy boosts her confidence.

This

Ever watched any form of wrestling? They go in spandex and speedo's
You want as free movement as possible.

OP is an American prude.

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There's your daily masturbation material Sybb, now get out.

I've heard that thongs are pretty uncomfortable, and I've never seen anyone actually wear them at any sort of sport or wrestling event so I would say that they probably don't make any sense. They sure are sexy though.

Better question. When do we get a new Soul Calibur?

There's a fighting game that panders to fart fetishists. It doesn't get any lower than that.

Pro Wrestlers wear them all the time (Under their clothes since they are much less restrictive than boxers) , I don't wear them but I have heard they are more comfortable.
youtube.com/watch?v=eNhqrv-2zok
That was just a very simple google search you'll find if you look.

Try one of you're interested user, I can't give any personal experience but I've heard they feel great.
A somewhat false facade about them is they're made for lewd or to be sexy
Its actually the complete opposite, They offer best free ability (Which would several cases) and don't show any panty lines (this is for tight clothing and whatnot)

>le jojo is gay meme
did you even get past Hamon or are you just projecting

>implying JoJo is gay

name?
>A somewhat false facade about them is they're made for lewd or to be sexy
They make one feel lewd and sexy though
Everything slightly fashionable is automatically gay to the plebs.

youtube.com/watch?v=OLuWpb8m3es

Asuka wears one.
Over her tights of course, but she still technically wears one.
Don't forget Lita in her prime when she had her thong hooked over her hips while wearing pants. Also Stacy Kiebler in general. She bent over at least once a show and it was glorious.

And there I thought it would be less shit