Confess

Confess

I still like GoT even after Se5

I spent $200 on loot boxes in Overwatch

She's hot

i recently started watching pewdiepie and i think he's actually funny

That last episode was 12/10

I've played literally nothing but online multiplayer fps shooters for the past 8 years

I am the man they call Jigsaw.

Reee kill yourself

My cat got sick and I didn't take it to the vet because they might found out I fucked it

My brother makes 90% of the Twitter and eceleb threads on Sup Forums. He'd stop if no one replied to them but lol.

>I spent $200 on loot boxes in Overwatch
You are not forgiven my child

this entire season was kinda meh, but then last 2 episodes happened and i was like FUCK YEAH WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS

>might found out
What the fuck where did you learn English you retard?

How do you fuck a cat? I mean, I don't think it would sit there and take it.

He raped it user. He raped a cat.

I have never played an mgs game but I own 2 and 3.

it didn't
don't be a dick

I want to fuck Sophie so bad.

i have 1200 hours in rocket league

I often hate on a game and shitpost furiously about it even if I haven't played it or sometimes even actually like the game.

I like how self aware he is, at least

I'm a very passable trans because I went on HRT when I was 10 and pick up guys and fuck in the dark without telling them I'm trans

>posting my made up sexual fantasy

I actually like Jim Sterling's voice

psst. I haven't even finished a game in over a decade.

I usually just watch the last few hours on youtube because I can't be bothered anymore. anyone else feel like the last bit of most games is just awful?

like, it's hard to describe. maybe homesickness? you have fun in the beginning, but then every game must "ramp up" and take you into outer space or some annoying bullshit you really don't want any part of. you miss when it was the fun parts in the beginning, and then the game is so far up its own ass you don't even care anymore. meh, maybe it's just me.

I hope you get murdered

>made up

I started watching Angry Joe's videos and I really like the energy he puts in his reviews and the way he switches from talking about the game to showing gameplay, and other joe is pretty funny

i actually like Jim Sterling's opinions

i actually like the arya plotline

oh and video games

...

I think I may have spent more time playing various Sims games during my life than in any games I actually enjoy.

SHAME

here we go

Shame

I hated it until the last episode where she changed her face. If she had spent all that time in Braavos for no fucking reason I would have cut a bitch.

Not my fault you learnt english from a blind Russian.

makes sense. he's basically Sup Forums incarnate. just goes against whatever is popular.

I am aim/trigger botting in Overwatch. Nothing compares to the salt I am getting as Tracer when I am literally killing everyone in 2-3 seconds. So far I havent been banned and I have been doing that since release.

Alright, spoiler wall incoming.

I've never played a game in these series: Mario, Sonic, Metroid

The only Legend of Zelda game I actually finished is Wind Waker

I have over 700 hours in MH4U and still haven't found the weapon I like

I played MGS2 and 3, but never finished them. I did finish MGR though

I think Rainbow Six Siege is extremely underrated here

I've watched all 5 seasons of Game of Thrones and still don't know if I liked it or not. Might watch the 6th one

I think all three Witcher games are garbage but for different reasons

I think Scalebound looks embarrassingly terrible, and not just the graphics

TF2 is still as great as ever, barred some extremely broken weapons

I cracked my 3DS, installed lots of games, and didn't play any of them for more than a couple hours. It's still gathering dust.

I'm in my 30s and I can't talk about video games in public, because now liking video games means "watching twitch and youtube e-celebs" and I get autistically angry when people talk about that shit around me. If I'm with people and they start talking about "And then I watched Super Best Friends" or "oh man I gotta go home and watch a LoL tourney" I instantly and harshly judge them and never speak to them again because fuck you for ruining my hobby.

I'm not saying I'm right, I'm just saying it happens.

That is a mans ass and you are fooling no one.

I don't even play video games, I just come here to laugh. The industry is a joke.

episode was shit, go back to r eddit

I'm going to rape it again now

Ive always thought of becoming a trap as a game. Like you try to get a straight guy into a relationship for as long as you can before he wants to fuck and then you reveal that you had a dick this whole time. Bonus points if he's committed enough to suck you off.

Every 2-3 years I buy a brand new $2,000-$3,000 prebuilt pc because I'm too lazy to build or upgrade my own.

you look pretty ugly familia

>he's basically Sup Forums incarnate

not really, he's a massive sjw and he doesn't hide it.

The last three games I played I stopped right before completion

that's about what you'd pay for doing it yourself honestly.

>people still think prebuilts are insanely expensive

when will this meme die?

>hey guys, sending death and rape threats to women isn't cool
>sjw

Fuck off, edgelord

The very definition of a blizzcuk

it actually felt like proper pre-season 5 game of thrones. even bastardbowl (which looked cool but sucked from a plot perspective) didn't manage that.

requisite video game related opinion: i cant play most CRPGs cause the gameplay is so bad. despite me loving the quest/plot design like in new vegas.

After looking for some extended gameplay for a game and digging through heaps of cancerous Lets play videos I came to the conclusion he is one of the less cancerous ones actually.

I guess you're doing a good enough job punishing yourself that there's no need to add anything.

I liked Dark Souls 3.

>if you're a man you're a potential rapist at all times
No, he's an SJW.

Same person trying to bait.

That's because S6 is better, user

Great work detective, I think we can finally close the case on this one

idiot

he's a literal cuck you dribbler

the vehicle sections in hl2 were some of the best

meat circus wasn't hard, and is one of the most fun areas in the game.

I like ys seven and celceta much more than felghana and any of the others. the combat just feels skimpy in the older ones.

Sell your keyboard and buy a fucking dictionary.

I think that video games are fun.

Im about to spend $60 buying a ship in Star Citizen

uh, have you seen gpu prices?

for a decent one you can just buy a new ps4. bunch of bullshit.

otherwise you're not needing to upgrade every couple years.

why would I need to? you are just jealous of all the pussy I get

Translation of what he said, since you seem to have dyslexia:

>Previously in this thread you mentioned that you fooled people, but I am starting to question this because that butt is clearly a man's, and therefore nobody would be fooled into thinking it's a woman's

Reported

i've watched most of his stuff and it's much, much more than that. he has called himself sjw numerous times. his opinion had triggered Sup Forums countless times.

but as i said, i mostly agree with him

carlos

Radeon HD 7770 is my current one. It can play all games, and it cost me 120 €

A new PS4 costs over 300 €, plus games are a lot more expensive than PC games, and also the online isn't free.

Are you done?

im a pretty strong leftist/sjw who supports a good majority of the things Sup Forums hates

it's not really. at any age. oh, but you have the social skills of a cucumber I guess.

I grope my mom any chance I get, and over the years she has gotten more and more into it. My dad said that she dresses up whenever I go visit. I'm going to try and fuck her this July 4th.

>le bait

fuck off. I'm just saying it can be as much. also, 2000 really isn't much.

I dislike every mainline Loz game.

Sup Forums in a nutshell

I miss when sjw wasn't even a term around here. it was better.

>i'm saying it can be as much

No, you said that a - decent - gpu costs as much as a PS4. And I proved you wrong here

same here
feel kinda good

I have only beat one Zelda game. there is always one puzzle that would stonewall me and I would give up. The game i beat was Phantom Hourglass

I've browsed reddit for 6 years now and am a mod on several subreddits. I never heard of reddit until the original reddit panic on Sup Forums circa 2010. I decided to check it out to see what everyone was freaking out about and saw it was pretty neat.

I enjoy watching let's plays of undertale so I can enjoy their reactions to flowey, asgore and the asriel reveal

best ds zelda

im chronically depressed and keeping it hidden is starting to get difficult

i have never played any zelda game or mostly any of nintendo games
my last one was probably super mario bros

is that shindol

I do that in every FPS until I get banned tbqh

>lemmings.webm

You actually are a SJW, otherwise youd defend everyone equally, not just women

> STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE

> STOP ENJOYING EVERYTHING

> FUCK YOU

u mad

I intended to come in this thread and post some shocking made up secret to try and get replies but I couldn't think of anything

I mute the entire chat in Overwatch whenever I play as Tracer. I'm pretty terrible with her, but she's the exact template of my dream girl, so I made a vow to get skilled with her any way possible and I more often than not get berated by teammates for being terrible. Although I play Lucio a lot to make up for this.

I spent 30 dollars on loot boxes because I buy material things to make myself feel better whenever I'm upset/frustrated.

I had over 3000 hours in TF2 before dropping it for good.

I use a guide for every Zelda game to make sure I see all the content/get all the gear.

The Last of Us is my favorite game of all time. I almost have all the trophies.

Human Revolution is one of my all time favorite games but I have no intention of playing the original.

I refuse to play any Souls game because I play video games to relax and they seem far too frustrating.

I hate the Sonic franchise.

go get raped by a zombie giant you bitch

sjw should be banned. the term.
cuck too.

i just had my first kid and i have PPD

at least i can play FE# while on leave.

I was going to reply with an negative over-exaggeration as to what sort of human you were but I couldnt think one up