What characters should cameo in this one?

What characters should cameo in this one?

Wreck it ralph on the net?

Megaman.exe.

Anything that's pro multi-culti libcuck commie propaganda.

Dante from the devil may cry series

I really had to put an e in LubHub.

Can't wait for more information.

& Knuckles

The hacker known as Sup Forums

I think the world would be a better place if after making a statement like that you had to admit that the sentiment came out of fear. as long as everyone's putting up a confrontational exterior there'll never be understanding and strife will continue. us libcucks can relate to fear, we can't relate to a person with his hedgehog prickles on end

Trollface. You know they're gonna include at least one.

Link and Ganon

Pikachu somewhere

The Heavy, selling hats as microtransactions. He does the 'guy looks like he's flashing people with a coat but is actually just selling stuff' gag.

Satan

I want Cammy to come and give all the kids confused boners

What's what? Is that some libcuck buttheart tears that I smell? Mmmmm delicious.

>mfw we threw you faggots out of our country and we're currently 100% conservative right wing, the only ones left are those that assimilated

You know they're going to do it.

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>1st act
>Ralph arrives home from a hard day of being in his game cabinet
>sees a figure sitting in his armchair
>"Who the heck are you?"
>figure drops newspaper to reveal his face
>"I'm Dante. But you can call me Dante the demon killer. Has a nice ring to it don't you think?"
>Ralph is visibly annoyed
>"I don't care who you think you are, get out of my house!"
>Dante stands up
>"Forget you"
>"FORGET YOU"
>"FORGET YOU!"
>"FORGET YOOOOOOOOU!" Ralph yells as he pushes Dante out the door

>Ralph wrecks the iCloud security and causes the Fappening

Isn't this a bit inappropriate for a kids movie?

>LubHube

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>iCloud security
I still think it's funny that the media dressed it up like the celebrity accounts were hacked when the leakers just guessed their passwords.

>It's about the Internet and not Vidya

I don't care as long as there's lots more Vanellope.

>will be dated as fuck in 10 years when the internet no longer exists

Lubhub.

Pornhub.

Lub = love

Mega man whoring himself out in a dirty back alley. Near the end they show the alley again and beck's there too.

So it's not about videogames anymore?
Fuck. I knew a sequel would only ruin everything.

anita sarkeesian

Wreck It Ralph 2: Now Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series

Oh great. It's going to be about mobile gaming, isn't it.

>Internet movie
>Memes
>References out the ass
>"Flame wars" being used unironically
>Gamergate reference that will be cringe inducing
>Just like the first film, no fucking video games

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>clash of clan barbarian, movie angry bird guy, and steve against the internet trolls
Kill me.

prepare yourself for the inevitable "dat boi" meme that shows up in the movie

>Just like the first film, no fucking video games
All the movie took place inside videogames inside an arcade. Don't tell me you are one of those that watched the movie just to see cameos of videogame characters.

They fucking did only Gears of Wars and Mario Karts in the first movie,

Were you expecting a whole movie of Sonic meets Master Chief based on that scene with cameos?

Nigga the movie was fucking called Sugar Rush in japan, you change around a few names and you might as well be watching a Candyland movie

Tiger games

Why was the first movie even considered good?

Introduction features multiple licensed video game characters, giving you false hope that the movie will derrive a lot of humour from existing games, maybe even visiting the respective worlds.

Instead, we get a 20 minute scene in a Halo rip-off, and then the entire movie takes place in some shitty Mario Kart inspired world that is candy-themed for no reason whatsoever. Not a single licensed characters makes an appearance or is relevant to the plot (except for Q*bert, but nobody gives a fuck about Q*bert). Instead, we get an annoying chipmunk voiced by a nasal jewette. And then we hear a Rihanna song.

It was such a shitty, simplistic, predictable movie. And it barely had anything to do with existing video games. That would be fine, as long as they actually came up with interesting made-up games, but the two we got were boring and not funny at all.

Prove me wrong, I dare you.

Undertale

Rocket Knight, Little Mac, Metroid, Megaman and a Pokemon.

Mr. Noddem Portent

This is killing me
What is LubHub parodying with that colour scheme

can't put my finger on it

You can't make a decent movie by throwing together a bunch of licensed video games. It's hard enough to make a good movie based on a single game.

>Nigga the movie was fucking called Sugar Rush in japan
That was because they had to pander to pedos. The game takes place in many places, not just in SR. And what matters is the english title, since it is an english movie.

I would actually play Sugar Rush, just not at an arcade. But I like Kart Racers too much.
Candlehead is the best

beck from smash hit mighty no 5.4

>First movie
>First half makes references to old games & gaming cliches
>Second half is suddenly candy & sweets references as if the movie changed subject matter

>Second movie
>First half will be the exact same as the first movie
>Second half will just be internet culture with zero videogame references.

slutload?

Pornhub
Youporn

Its almost as if it's a kids movie
>but there are tones of great kids movies!
It's almost as if it's a Pixar movie past 2010

StubHub

Why not have Ralph visit Mario's world and attempt to save the princess? Why not visit Sonic's world to run at high speeds and collect rings? Why not enter a Street Fighter tournament and try to win first place?

Each world visit could take about 20-30 minutes. Imagine the humor that could be derived that way.

I dunno, I feel like a lot of potential was wasted.

And the sequel is about the internet. We'll get a small MMO joke, at best.

>I dunno, I feel like a lot of potential was wasted.
Reminds me of another series that "parodies" video games. Neptunia, parodies is in quotes because that whole series is wasted potential.

>LubHub

was there a lot of porn of her

>His country is still a shithole

Because i you give 20 minutes to one franchise the others will demand the same or pull out

i bet he accidentally transfers to a person's mobile device and can't get back after the person leaves the arcade

featuring angry birds and clash of clans

I figure Mario will show up flailing around yipping and hollering in hopes people remember who he is.

>Mama mia yahoo! It'sa me Mario! Youa remember me yaha? Go buya the Wii U please oh god killa me...

>Pixar movie past 2010
But it's not a pixar movie

Dat boi would be too good
>pepe the frog makes a cameo

Well they have an excuse to advertise the hell out of Kingdom Hearts if they go worldwide.

Her hair must be nasty as hell with all that shit stuck in it

Because using all of that requires licensing and money. Just getting a handful of known characters and their VAs probably wasn't that much trouble, but setting the movie across a number of big name titles could cost a ton.

There will be an entire twith section with a videogame character performing for thousands of Kappas

Yeah dude there was hella porn

Yes but the admins deleted it because of "laws in certain countries" in their ongoing anti loli crusade.

The Japanese like her a lot.

Crush-It Jhonny

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>cucks ITT thinking they going back to video games

It's intenet now, probably memes

>disney making video game movies
>won't do a kingdom hearts movie

source

To be honest, it's the only one of the new era of CG Disney movies that I consider good.

Pretty and varied visuals, tight script, clear character arcs for our four protagonist, a villain twist that was actually good (which was then recycled in both Frozen and Big Hero six), and some fun video game jokes that weren't TOO pandery when you consider how they could have gone full meme/reference/cameo crazy with that shit.

The only criticism I agree with is the Rhianna song. That was awful.

It's a simple, but well done and effective kid's movie.

only late 20s ugly women on deviant art give a fuck about Kingdom Hearts.

And yet they'll never give a fuck about you. You seem bitter.

tracer

and autistic manchildren. DOOOWUL WEEYULD

Isn't the sequel supposed to be about console gaming instead of arcade gaming?

You just know they're going to throw in some MineCraft shit for the kiddies.

I expect some social commentary about youtubers, e-celebs and twitch streamers as well.

>more porn
>most of it will be faggotry
I mean, ugh?

>amazing
So bad I actually smiled.

sure thing landwhale.

>Faggotry
Did you miss all the loli or something?

Mario & Luigi
Winston
Cloud
Dante
Some stupid MineCraft and FNAF shit

>predictable
Turbo flew over my head to be honest.

Mario would be shilling for the NX by that point tho

Well duh

Well when it all gets erased from the internet It's easy to forget.

do you think they will make some joke about porn sites that only adults will get?

The real question is, who will be voiced by pewdiepie?

I love how people act like Poland is some amazing promised land of white people when in reality it's only white because literally nobody wants to go there, it's a fucking shithole.

Not even the poles want to be in Poland, that's why there's so many of them spread out across Europe.

They both start doing poses showing off muscles, heavy cracks his back and calls for medic then tries to eat his sandwich to heal. Ralph learns of new ways to heal

The new movie will usher a new wave, just be there this time before its all gone.
>Limited time porn
The fact that this is a thing is amazing.

The SJWs and the emotional reactionaries.

I can already see where this is going to go.

>Arcade cabinets are being shut down all over the place with no warning
>No one knows what's going on but everyone is ending up homeless
>Big reveal is that arcades are all shutting down after becoming obsolete relics of yester-year
>Ending of the movie is all the game characters escaping onto the internet and setting up shop there, referencing how the vast majority of old arcade games can be played digitally

There, I spoiled the whole movie, all that's left is to throw some kind of appropriate antagonist in and that's it.

Pewdiepie himself will make a cameo

>ralph comes across a city in the internet's sewers named 3tan
>a couple of frogs float by and scream at him

Casting Pewdiepie is like casting Filthy frank.
You fell for the memes that he's a childish faggot who panders to children but now, oh man, he's something else.

xD le sekrit club amirite?

stop posting