It's my birthday today

It's my birthday today.
Xbox got me this though, I was hoping for a free game.

happy birthday shit head, you get fucking nothing from here.. piece of shit i love you

Nintendo gave me a wallpaper for my birthday.

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thanks guys

happy birthday user here's 50 shilldollars don't spend it all on one place

I got both of these emails today too.

July 1st master race.

I got a printers copy for a crown last time. I think they like me more than you.

Gaben gave me a game. It was p-good even though I'd never heard of it.

happy birthday user you're alright

>we sent you an automated email with a dumb """joke"""
>this is somehow more significant than a real person taking the effort to make a social media post

On my birthday I find everything that I can get for free 'cause I'm a poorfaggot and spend the day getting free shit.
Go get yourself some churros or subway nigga.

Go back to Sup Forums cuck

HBD

shut up cuck

Jun Mizusawa turns 50 in two days. Wonder what her job is when she's not doing VA work. She certainly hasn't played enough roles to be rolling in dough.

hopefully in JAV

>writing HBD on someone's wall doesn't count

Why? It shows they remembered and are sending you greetings, thus fulfilling their obligation to you. What more do you expect? A stupid joke or a limerick copypasted off the internet? Nobody's going to write original heartfelt paeans for you because of your fucking birthday, unless you're the love of their life and they have severe autism.

It isn't that hard to just write "Happy Birthday, *name*! I hope you enjoy it!"

The message is exactly the same.

If someone just writes "hbdlol" i'll unfriend them for being a lazy shithead.

Fuck, it's my birthday too man. 28, can't believe it. Nintendo got me a wallpaper, but you can have it too.
Don't save this image if it's not your birthday k

>2.5 MB
Wow th-that's big!

What?! My birthday was june 4th and I didn't get anything.

I know. The download even failed the first time. Such a heavy load on Nintendo servers, I'm sorry if i caused any trouble for people playing online.

Happy birthday user!

She lives off of her husband's money like all japanese women do.

kbd

For you

Happy birthday, user. Love you buddy :)

I have a birthday in 14 days and everyone keeps treating it like its special.

I'm turning 28. As far as I'm concerned, its just another day. I'm probably just gonna get really drunk after work and regret doing that the next day.

happy birthday, do something nice don't let it slip by like any other day

Same here. Mine's on monday.

Faggot

happy birthday
dont feel pressured to do anything special
just enjoy your day

Happy birthday, faggot!
Here's a present