Daily reminder that real life is the only game that matters and you're fucking terrible at it.
Daily reminder that real life is the only game that matters and you're fucking terrible at it
Tyler Reed
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Blake Garcia
>talk about real life
>post the worst weeaboo shit in a vidya cosplay
Literally a retard
Hunter Johnson
At least I'm honest to myself that I'm a fuckup
Ryan Kelly
games are supposed to be fun
Robert James
>get placed at rank 46
>lose 2 games
>rank 45
>play another game and go 2/16
Why even bother living anymore? This always happens. I'm always the worst participant in anything I try, I never have or will win or succeed. I'm to much of a coward to kill myself.
Anyone know how I can get someone to do it for me?
Matthew Flores
really makes you think...................
Mason Wood
ITS MY 15 DOLLARS l'LL PLAY HOW I WANT
Angel White
I'm pretty good at it tbhfam
Logan Russell
I guess I'll play some vidya for you user, drop your email.
Evan Ortiz
Look for assassins on tor.
Julian Morales
Cameron Jackson
not what I meant but thanks
I'm poor
Gabriel Wilson
>terrible at real life
>i do mutual masturbation sessions with girls over skype all the time
>most them love video games so I play with them after
>eating blueberry pie oreos
>go hiking every Saturday
>go to the beach every other Saturday
>reading shakespeare every night
>im terrible at life
Guess again!
Colton Hall
>look for honeypots on top
Ftfy
There's a reason so many nodes are in Virginia and Utah
Thomas Anderson
>living in the us
Cooper Morris
>real life matters
Good joke.
Tyler Sanchez
>i do mutual masturbation sessions with girls over skype all the time
>just masturbating while watching them masturbate while they watch you masturbate
>never touching them
>letting Chad and Tyrone be the ones who actually do the fun stuff to them and get to be evolutionary successes
You're at least terrible at biology.
Ryan Smith
I bet you live in a five eyes country so it's not any better.
Caleb Williams
>letting chad and tyron be the ones who actually touch them
>implying girls on the internet ever go outside.
JOKES ON YOU PAL
Blake Rodriguez
>i do mutual masturbation sessions with girls over skype all the time
Am I supposed to be impressed?
Adam Martin
Real life doesn't matter you ratposting idiot.
Evan Kelly
Wow, you sure showed me, you really are such an alpha and a success in life.
John Sanchez
I know that feel all too well.
>tfw month 7 of multiple dating websites and no date
Samuel Williams
That's okay man, I gave up on them; everyone there is fucking horrible. I know I'm no better, but my god I cannot stand the women on these sites.
Jose Smith
>and you're fucking terrible at it.
you're not wrong but it sounds kinda funny when you say it like that
Cooper Myers
>i do mutual masturbation sessions with girls over skype all the time
William Bennett
It doesn't even have a leaderboard, fag.
Dominic Gutierrez
You see the leaderboard when you die you idiot
Jayden Morgan
The women who use dating sites are mostly vapid, shallow sluts. Don't get too down on yourself.
Kevin Ward
How the Fuck am I supposed to check my k/d?
Michael Harris
Real life is a shit game anyways. If it was so good, then why are the minigames more enjoyable to play?
Gavin Martinez
Or super milquetoast introverted losers with zero personality.
Jordan Ortiz
It's been a while since the last patch.
Christian Foster
First 25 years have been off to a slow start but I'm planning to make up for it later.