ahahaha holy shit, this has to be the most pretentious thing I've ever seen.
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Henry Anderson
Easton Reed
I hope he gets back on twitter
Owen Williams
CUBE
because indie devs are too lazy to make something more detailed.
Brandon Gray
And look how original his game is (read the replies):
nichegamer.com
Josiah Wood
Looks like shit
Jose Smith
>Shitty game from shitty developer
What else is new?
Ayden Gonzalez
I wonder who is worse, the man who shits himself
or the crowd of people willing to watch a man shit himself
Colton Wilson
>3 minute video
>15-second summary of the gameplay
>'Its a baby's toy'
>talking about artistic influences in a babby-tier puzzle game
Yeah, this is definitely a Phil Fish game.
Joseph Brown
Did he actually sell his company like he said he was going to?
Landon Lee
He looks like a homeless Seth Rollins from twenty years in the future.
Jackson Williams
Are you saying you wouldn't watch a man publicly shit himself then laugh your ass off as he blames everyone else as he continues to shit himself?
Isaac Walker
In the literal sense, no. Only metaphorically.
Ayden Harris
Jaxon Roberts
Is he gonna hire a dude to build a brand new engine for 5 years again?
Jayden Thomas
This seriously looks like a fucking Tim and Eric skit.
Xavier Moore
he looks like hipsterlemmy
Ryan Thomas
Why is it that 99% of VR games look like they don't need the VR or would be fine without it.
Jackson Phillips
>a port of a game that came out in 2008
What a triumphant return to indie gaming.
Adrian Smith
These fucking rich kids doing shit and getting free publicity, it's basically like the rich fuckers from the hunger games
Bentley Murphy
this game is ridiculously basic
i've already mastered the game and i haven't even played it yet
Robert Russell
Nicholas Walker
It's Welltris
Colton Garcia
all of the people in this video seem like real shitheads, not just phil
Sebastian Perry
This is a reminder that California Dreams was an incredibly underrated development team. Also fish sucks ass.
Benjamin Price
>hipsters are shitheads
This is common knowledge at this point.
Mason Lee
Friendly reminder weebs
Parker Morgan
jfc, I'd play that
Kevin Johnson
>it's an arcade game in VR, it's like.. a baby's toy. Extremely simple.
I didn't even take this out of context. He literally said that, and that was the entire sentence.
Kayden Kelly
Suck my 5
Choke on it
Ian Sanchez
>2008
You need to go back even further.
Colton Smith
>this could be done without VR despite their claim otherwise
>there are only several orientations possible for the cluster
wew lad
Nolan Torres
>VR childrens blocks
>video more about random people and less about the actual game
Fuck yea phish is back
Lucas Thompson
That picture.... Punished Phil?
Landon Gray
WITNESSED
Elijah Thomas
This is like that show 'Hole in the Wall' except without the fat people being pushed in the water, and it requires a $400 headset to play. So it's objectively worse.
Michael Foster
...
Xavier Peterson
>3d VR tetris
>mite b cool
>its fucking fish
Connor Moore
all this can be yours for only $60
Wyatt Walker
First thing I thought of too
Hunter Cruz
kek.. phil hates weebs
Jason Price
Oh god, Phil's gone off the deep end. Just look at that picture.
Nathaniel Reyes
>Abstraction of Self
>The Prismatic Mind
>Unlocking Potentiality
It's a fucking toddler's shape sorter made vidya, Phillip.
Nicholas James
That faggot is looking like Lemmy Kilmister.
I feel that somewhere Lemmy is rolling the grave because i said that
Ethan Brown
>Phil stole another game
I'm shocked.
Lucas Myers
Phil is surrounded by idiots on a daily basis, I understand how he feels.
Brandon Harris
>VR only
Dammit Western Kamiya, I want another of your excellent games, but not for $300
Ayden King
>Western Kamiya
This comparison bugs me, because when Kamiya gets insulted, he says "fuck off" and blocks them. When Phil Fish gets insulted, he cancels a fucking game and becomes a DJ.
Sebastian Ward
He also pretends he got hacked by groups of people he doesn't like.
Landon Nelson
>Buzzword, buzzword, buzzword
>We copied Tetris for the Virtual Boy
How did this asshole find work?
Brandon Murphy
I was going to say you shouldn't necessarily judge the game because the creator is an asshat but this looks boring as shit. It's 3D Tetris but with little to no strategy or puzzle elements
Or, in their own words, a "baby's toy"
Noah Smith
Damn dat bitch at 48 seconds is fucking STACKED.
Samuel Miller
Hipsters like Fish would most likely find metal to be problematic for a variety of reasons.
Jacob Sullivan
>Western Kamiya
I think WHITE KANYE would be more appropriate
Lincoln Wright
Even better
youtube.com
Kevin Wood
>rich white kids from wealthy, powerful families somehow get jobs
gee it is a mystery
Justin Morales
>Pretentious Bullshit: The Video Game
Joseph Scott
>Abstraction of the self.
Stopped watching right there.
Joshua Flores
White Talib Kwali is even more appropriate. Kanye is far too problematic.
Wyatt Clark
was the virtual boy 16 or 32 bit?
Robert Walker
It looks okay if you look at it as being like a free time killing puzzle game to sweeten the VR deal. If they charge money for it though, they're fucking stupid.
Kevin Harris
It was 32 Bit but the tech was so limited that it could only display two colors, black and red
Carson Martinez
>literally a ripoff of several other games
BUT IN VR WOOOAAAH
Is he the biggest hack in this industry?
Nathaniel Evans
this is 2016, the hipster indie fad is dead, at least I hope so, Sony probably picked this game out of pity but I can guarantee that the poor sales will make this phishe's last game
Joshua Murphy
... Source? It looks like a fucked up robot...
James Hall
dwayne johnson
William Collins
>tfw your primary racial roll is White
>tfw your secondary racial roll is French Canadian
Chase Miller
you fucking nailed it