MERCY Thread

Can we have a Mercy thread pls

Why not just use Lucio?

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hngh

I would probably have sex with mercy, but it would be like a one time thing. She wouldn't probably understand, but I would have told her that this is life and she needs to move on.

The sex would be neutral only one person would enjoy it ( it wouldn't be me). She would later ask me if we should meet after she done with work, but then I would tell her that we aren't meant to be together, and that is life.

She would probably be pissed, but ask me to stay the night, I would try to say no, but she on the verge of crying, after sleeping the night I leave, never seeing her again.

Why?

*clack*

What if I show no mercy?

slut

I want to lick Mercy's heels.

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oh boy time to hide another overshill thread

>Anubis defense
>get a 5man rezz on point B
>they get wiped out again because our Reinhardt lowered his clearly full barrier to half a Pharah ult to fire a flame strike while I was running back from the spawn
>they could've lived, those fools
>PotG is the Genji who caused those 5 to die in the first place
Sometimes there's just everything going wrong

How about you go fuck yourself

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i wanna like her but as soon as the other team sees me they kill me and my team doesnt even try to protect me

what a cutie

A good Mercy provides stronger healing & more damage when paired with a DPS. Lucio is only clearly better if you need to knock people off ledges.

I wish Lucio was a cute chocolate girl.

>Mercy will never understand the concept of love like based healhue

>huey will never "make love" because he has no dick

Mercy can't love because deep down she's a Dr. Frankenstein

>When your teams Mercy spends the entire game hiding behind Reins shield with her heling beam up his ass
>Cries about not being protected if they die
I hope none of you do this. Rein doesnt need you babying him, dude rarely even takes any damage.

That's oddly specific
I like it

there needs to be more expressive mercy pictures. don't think I sound any where she's agry or comically depressed or anything.

It's okay user
>first Mercy PotG today
>retard enemy team charging the point
>Winston, Soldier-76, D.va (out of mech), possibly Lucio too
>all focussing fire on my Roadhog and Bastion
>run in with my pistol
>shooting into the crowd
>get last hit on S-76
>rez Roadhog and Bastion the moment they die
>get credited with eliminations on another 2 because I'd dealt damage and then healed Roadhog as he finished them
Did someone call a doctor?

Why don't you guys like me anymore?

I want this too
Hopefully someone will find a way to reskin people

Ivan was the goat villian desu

But Dr. Frankenstein felt love

I never liked you to begin with

Because you're an annoying she-twink who is waifu bait for betas

Mercy is lame as fuck

>Not even tumblr bothers shipping Tracer with anyone
>All she gets is SFM futa with Widowmaker

You know, for a price.

When the game was first announced I liked Tracer, then I started to not care for her anymore.

Then I started playing her in game and I liked her again. She's probably my best character.

>Is a fag
>posts Bernie
Like clockwork

Mercy can't 1v1 a Reinhardt.

Mercy sucks.

is that her armpit hair sticking out of her collar

xth for sexy moms and sexier dads

Everyone used to like you. Then you started talking and we were introduced to superior waifus who aren't "Personality Type: Manic Pixie Dream Girl #2673."