Gaben banged a bunch of chicks and is married

>gaben banged a bunch of chicks and is married
>carmack is also married and has a son

>you don't

I refuse to believe that Gabe has had sex

fat people just can't do it

You're right, I have a daughter.

He's also a billionaire, surprising how easy that makes things

It's almost like women are attracted to money and fame more than physical attractiveness.

Well yeah, all you need is money.

Sure ok.

But when was the last time he actually saw his own dick and could go up a flight of stairs without having to catch his breath?

>carmack shills minecraft vr now and gabe is the fattest jew in the universe who refuses to make games anymore

It's true user, I haven't had sex yet. It seems hard to get some when you're a introvert with no friends.

might be that haveing money and fame is an attractive trait

No, I think he means more that he refuses to believe that Gabe actually CAN have sex, not that he can't attract gold diggers who'll do anything for a quick buck.

it's not that at all, they just like men with money because they want to pester them to buy things.

>be mad rich
>get pussy

Nothing new to see here.

What'd he order, Sup Forums?

Do you think he gets pissed with all there unwanted pictured circulating the internet?

looks like a sandwich

Tuna on Italian Herb and Cheese Bread, nigger.

How old are you Sup Forumsirgin?

Damnit, meant for

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I don't think he's cared about anything in his life

not him but 22

They all did something with their lives, you didn't

requesting the pic of gaben french kissing a cute twink boy.

2 slices of cheese, 2 slices of pepperoni and 2 cups of diet Surge

I want to know the feel of knowing you dont have to work another day in your life if you don't want to.
I've worked so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesnt even matter
ill be saving money until i have to spend it all on medical bills

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