Who wins?

Who wins?

Holy fuck I forgot about Prototype

He'd kill IM and Cap. Thor and Hulk together would beat him.

I always wanted to see Alex Mercer vs Cole Macgrath

Hulk throws Alex into the sun. Either Mercer is completely destroyed, or stuck in a perpetual state of destruction and regeneration.

if Hulk is ever involved it's Hulk. He's the Marel hero that has DC levels of bullshittery.

Mercer probably gets a large power boost from eating Cap, but Iron Man can probably whip up some Science to take down Mercer (especially considering he's weak to electricity) and Hulk will just Hulk him to death

>he's weak to electricity
>literally fighting the god of thunder

Then you remember Mercer is just as strong as Hulk is. Remember how he can pick up a tank and run down the street and up building, jump 50 feet in the air and then throw it across the city? He could match Hulk. He could probally pin him down long enough to consume him.

>Then you remember Mercer is just as strong as Hulk is.
I'm not even a Sup Forums fag and even I know this is crap because Hulk is borderline fucking broken.

That's too functional of a team for Mercer tip take down. Maybe if its i, a city where he can get in some stealth kills he'll stand a chance otherwise they all destroy him.

Mercer's never been able to lift and run with tanks.

Cars maybe, but not tanks.

We saw that.
Cole won

Dude even if we're going by the Incredible Hulk video game Big Green can smash a tank in two seconds flat. Mercer has to pound on it for a solid minute or two just to get access to his cutscene powers

Hulk strongest there is.

What do you mean we've seen it? Some secret death battle thing?

Nah, bruh. Hulk once held up a 150 billion ton mountain. He tossed a villain to the moon, and once tossed a stone into the core of a planet from the surface. Mercer ain't got shit on Hulk.

So here's a more interesting question Sup Forums. Say we just plop Mercer in the middle of Marvel Universe Manhatten, and we say Mercer has average knowledge of the Marvel universe. Who could he absorb in what order to even stand a chance against some of the top tier heroes?

Popeye when he has access to Spanish beats them all. At the same time.

Spider-Man

Thor, if he can overpower him. Everyone else seems too much or just not enough to give him the power spike he needs.

The last character you played has to fight Jason Voorhees.

How fucked are you?

>Spanish

Had hulk ever been the juggernaut? Seriously. I am truly curious

>soy le que soy

css terrorist
ill just bhop away

Is this just shitty movie Avengers?

Comic book Thor would beat him by himself.

Most of Sup Forums either forget or don't know to begin with that Thor is so strong he can and has caused planets to explode and knows God Magic.

>He possesses vast superhuman strength enabling him to lift weights as heavy as a million tons without any effort.

>It is unknown whether Thor's strength has any limits at all, as he is capable of feats such as to physically overpower and lift the Midgard Serpent who was so large that it could coil around the entire planet Earth from head to tail multiple times over and crush it in its grip. Also, he could crush entire moons in his fists[9], and even shatter entire planets with the force of his blows. When he went insane, Thor struck Beta Ray Bill with such force, he destroyed the planet they were on. He has even broken through the armor of a Celestial in one blow

Thor:
Superhuman Strength
Superhuman Durability
Superhuman Stamina
Superhuman Reflexes
Superhuman Speed
Superhuman Agility
Self Sustenance
Regenerative Healing Factor
Weather Manipulation
Earth Manipulation
Longevity

Thor Via Mjolnir:
Transformation
Worthiness Enchantment
Mystical Link
Weather Control
Undead Lethality
Resurrection
Life Force Absorption
Illusion Detection
Alpha Particles
Negation of Mystic Energy
Energy Sensing
Cosmic Energy
Matter Manipulation
Thermo-blast
Electromagnetic Spectrum Manipulation
Invisibility and Intangibility
Barriers
Energy Absorption and Redirection
God Blast
Anti-Force
Transmigration of Souls
Interdimensional Messaging
Image Projection
Flight
Teleportation
Immunity to Other Force

Popeye's muttering isn't gibberish, it's Spanish, because no non-sub human would know what that is.

>Ivar the Boneless

Could Jason handle an army of 8,000 viking berserkers?

No. I think the magic in the helmet prevents his rage or something similar.

What's the deal with Whor then? Why did Thor become unworthy to use the Mjolnir and have it go to some random woman who now invades other characters comics to hijack them and beat up the title characters while PMSing and getting super cancer?

But Juggernaut is angry all the time though

>Doom Marine
Pretty safe, I'd say. Regardless of what version of Jason he's fighting.

>Dwight

I'll just put myself on a hook

Black Mercer

>The Wraith from Dead By Daylight

Oh it's on

Because shitty writing by writers who have no love for the comic books they are writing.

It's the year 2016 and he call some woman a wench.

Not cool.

Ha, thirsty nun.

Why did you have to remind me that existed?

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I'd imagine Mercer would be borderline unstoppable should he absorb just a bit of the Hulk. He can just keep regenerating himself to beat out the Avengers through sheer attrition.

>They turned the villians into puppy kicking genocide factories

The gameplay was fantastic, but they phoned in the story so hard

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Don't think it's ever been tried, even on what-ifs.

Shit, I missed a page.

Goes before

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Hulk is nearly as broken as Godzilla or the Flash.

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What did this guy do that fucking Thor vouching for him couldn't get him off?

This is the next page

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>Thor could literally end most of humanity's problems
>doesn't
Literally worse than Superman

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It was cooler when Eddie Brock has cancer and it was revealed that the reason he hated Spider-Man so much was because the symbionts was the only thing keeping him alive and it wanted Peter a lot more than it did Eddie. It sticks with Eddie because the cancer produces a chemical that feeds the suit. So he hates Peter because he is jealous and scared that one day the symbionts will leave him and he'll die.

Stop posting comics in my thread. This was supposed to be a very serious discussion not a comic book posting thread.

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He technically can if you break the tank first otherwise he keeps grabbing it and attempting to hijack it

Same with choppers iirc

Shut the fuck up faggot

We humans, who actually exist in real life, could end most if not all of the Earth;s problems. We choose not to for selfish reasons and because we've put in place a system that forbid it.

For example, if you were to get rid of all the money in the world and give everyone what they need in a fair and equal manner, those who have hoarded wealth will feel they are being treated unfairly because now the wealth they have worked to acquire no longer served to elevate them in status and privilege. The systems we have in place ensure that to help one person almost invariably mistreats another.

You could help people right now. Are you evil for not doing so? The answer is no, you have your own life to worry about.

So Captain America could lift Thor's hammer right? You need a pure heart to lift Mjolnir.

Who cares if it happened. Remember how much damage Captain Cunt's tazer does to you? Cole is like that times a thousand.

The first Scott Summers did when he got the Phoenix force was end world hunger.

Look at this wise guy

This is pretty shitty.

I was kinda hoping for a cool animated fight to watch

I like how DC has a popeye to beat up superman

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He chose to, he was not obliged to. He was also misusing a cosmic force of life.

But what about your son?

he could move it but not lift it. Something about how he had a pure heart, but he was doing it to show off instead of do good so Mjolnir still shut him down

>Implying

>Deathstroke
He's Nigh-Unkillable with some stupid "stronger and lighter than titanium" armor and swords. The armor also regenerates, somehow. I'd say I'm fine.

But that page you posted was written by Jason Aaron who also introduced Whor

>but he was doing it to show off instead of do good so Mjolnir still shut him down
That sounds dumb.

In some comics Cap can do it. Really depends on how Odin is feeling that day

Marvel. Between the intellect of stark and caps prowess for being the hawking of battle tactics they would destroy him no problem.

????

How worthy you are isn't a permanent thing. It's based on why you need the hammer. In moments of crisis, when a person truly needs to, they can lift the hammer, but just clowning around won't work, even if you had previously been worthy.

there's a chance Mercer could just slice all their heads off and impale them by the heart unexpectedly, Cap and Thor are cocky.
i think Hulk and Iron Man together have the best chance because of their mobility. Iron Man just pin him down from a distance with concentrated fire while Hulk rips his head off over and over, enclose him inside of a molten case of metal and debris from being destroyed by the Hulk over and over.

He's dead on his feet.
He won't even have feet, or legs for that matter.

That's retarded. In developing countries, population growth is a factor of available resources. Giving the people more food just lets them make more people that need to be given more food. Food shortages are a result of overpopulation, or a population not willing to make enough food for itself. Scott should have depopulated Africa if he wanted to end world hunger.

I'll be alright.

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This statement is so correct

Hm. I think I get it more then.

Reminder

HOL UP

Prototype's on sale. Should I get it?

heh, i'd be alright kiddo.

It all comes down to Hulk being able to kill the Alucard of video games since they're both broken as fuck

The hammer has enchantment on it. If Odin himself would deem you worthy of using the hammer, you can use it. Thor gets to use it all the time because Odin favors him.

This was at least how it was until someone told Thor that the jews did 9/11. Now he can't use the hammer and some chick has to stand in for him because feminism.

You're really underestimating Thor.

yes

why dont thor just put his hammer on his enemies

but what if he was a communist