Hey user you got a mic?

>Hey user you got a mic?

>put headset on
Yeah, I'm here, sup?

>Yeah I'll just set it up
>Can you guys hear me?
>Cool, let's do this

That's what non autismos usually do

I do but its broken lol

>Use your mic to say no

>dude why is your voice so deep lmao

Ahhh thats too bad, add me on steam and ill talk to u when u get a new one ;)

>says lmao through mic
Dropped.

>hey you got a mic
>yeah one sec
>alright I'm ready
>wow we get it you're a gamer gurl!!!

>not having a john cena soundboard ready for exactly this situation

>>cool, let's do this

unfriended/blocked/reported

and let me guess, you don't say anything else the whole time unless someone asks you a question.

>lmao why do you sound 13 years old?

...

or they completely change the way they act around you and you accidentally tear the group apart

I know that feel all too well.

>that one guy who plays music
>ask him to turn it off when it's one v one
>lol dude chill out it's just a game man lmao don't be a try hard it's about having fun lol I'm so baked right now

>o-okay
>they realize I'm a man
>all the girls start bullying me and fighting over me, asking about my dick
>accidentally tear the group apart
This is why I don't use a mic

>>Cool, let's do this
>That's what non autismos usually do
:^)

>Then I woke up
>Start crying while hugging my waifu pillow

>that guy who has to say something "quirky" when he hops on the mic

>be grill
>play on TF2 server for about an hour
>don't use my mic the entire time
>someone asks me a question about the game and I answer it
>get instantly booted from the server

kill yourself frogfucker

>girl joins server
>starts singing
>it's actually pretty good
>everyone vote kicks her
EVERY TIME

Every time

>tfw sound like you're in witness protection on the mic

That girl looks like shes seen some shit

>that guy who makes you play with his garbage friend
>that guy who starts team killing if you don't follow his epicly hilarious strats

she chose to be on girlsdoporn it hink

and that really broke her, but it looked like she was enjoying herself so i call bullshit, shes just acting shocked here and trying to play the victim card

I've seen this same post and the same webm together a couple of times months ago

I actually don't have a mic.

Is it possible to look up chat logs on stream even if they unfriended you?

At least he's not a frog poster.

Are there any games that encourage people to be on mics most of the time? I'm tired of reading text, I just want simple oral conversation.

>cool, lets do this
You don't actually say that right?

I don't even play multiplayer games that use voip anymore. I rarely play multiplayer games at all anymore. Maybe Trackmania

>Cool, let's do this
>That's what non autismos usually do

>>>Cool
>That's what non autismos usually do
>let's do this

>>>>CoOohOuhOol

ok

> get on TS
> start talking
> user, why is your gf on the mic?

This is why I stopped using voice chat. I just say I'm mute to have an excuse not to speak.

>things that never happened

You're right. I was single at the time. They just assumed.

More like
>get on mic
>"Whoa are you a kid?"
>Don't want to have to tell them you're a girl
>actually do and then you can finally get to a decent conversation because some people are decent enough to not dwell on your gender and make it the new focus

Isn't that right, Sup Forums

>get on mic
>can't stop making jokes about sucking my teammates' dicks

>friend gets on mic
>"Hi guys, wanna play video games together?"
>unfriend and block him

Stop watching Ubisoft gameplay demos, your conversation sounds fake.

>Why yes, I do! Let me hook it up real quick so we can talk, because I'm not a socially retarded beta bitch fucboi.

>tfw nasally voice
I can force it to not sound that way but I've been doing it for so long people who know me will notice

Do you work for Ubisoft marketing?

>playing multiplayer online at all

>get on mic
>Why the fuck is your voice so deep, are you some little kid using a voice changer

Perfect

>get on mic
>some nasally neckbeard won't stop flirting with me and my friends and asking to suck our dicks
>this guy actually thinks he's an anime girl or something
>we all laugh at him and kick him

Looks like her face is melting. One of her eyes is about to drop off her face.

Y-yeah
Th-they w-were jokes, its j-just a pr-prank

Sure do!

>actually caring if someone uses a mic or not

This desu

>tfw uncomfortable about my voice because trans but want to be a team player

Hell divers I suppose?
It's not the most complex game, so the emotes work just fine if your team actually listens to them. But I've found a number of people using mics, moreso than any other game this gen.

>guy that's lagging behind won't shut up
>"MOVE dot e x e"
>he legitimately thinks he's ahead of us

smdh

>haha, user, why do you sound like Kermit the frog?

>paying for an Alien Swarm mod

iktf
Want to play Overwatch together and work on our voices?

Why are there so many troons in video games?

Like you hardly ever see them in real life but on video game message boards there's a million of them.

Say you're Ray Romano

...

>mfw I'm nasally but deep

>>Hey user you got a mic?

>it broke a few weeks ago
>realize its been two years...
>realize im poor
>realize my son still loves me but i cant afford a 15$ headset on amazon...
>cant afford to up my rig so i can frakenstein him a system with my ugly case he wants and loves for some reason...........
its hard to live most days.... cant even afford 2.50$ a day to get a functioning buzz/drunk anymore so i mope/goth phase despite my age (28)

>cool, lets do this

cringeworthy

>tfw two or more guys on my team have deep voices

>the second they here your voice they either want to
>hit on you
>hate you
feels bad

L O N D O N

maybe in another life, user. I'm still super early on so I don't even have the beginnings of a girl voice.

Because people on the internet fill a niche demographic compared to real life. And where you find lonely, introverted people, you're bound to find some trans people.

>try my absolute hardest for a good Kermit the Frog impression
>mfw I'll never ever sound like based God Kermit

There's a girl in my Sup Forums group. She's the autistic one and no one sperges out when she's on

>finally decide to do something about my crippling social anxiety and use my mic in csgo
>giving call outs and complimenting teammates
>"dude you sound like a serial killer"
>teammates chuckle
>never use mic again

I understand why they would think that. My voice is so emotionless and robotic.

>user, I thought you said you were a guy?
>you sound more like a little girl to me...

You should kill them

maybe you should kill your son and then yourself, user.

>$2.50 a day
I spend probably $200 a week at bars and I don't even go with anyone. I just sit at the bar, eat dinner and kill drinks until I stumble home. It's just nice to get out of my apartment.

john?

I won't judge you. I'm far from perfect too. You'll never get better if you don't practice.

>press F2 to laugh

No

>only use mic when I burp

>Sup Forums group
Fuck off retard.

detected the "quirky" fags

N-no.

true, but I've got lots of friends that I voice chat with already. I just don't use a girl voice, which sucks. Sorry!

Ahahaha fagggggggooootttt

>PushToTalk for burping/coughing/sneezing
>intentionally do it as loud as possible

Use your girl voice or you'll never get better, user. Trust me. It takes a shitload of practice and takes a lot of time. You don't even have to play with me but fucking practice with real people.

>normally have voice disabled
>see tons of shit in the text chat
>enable voice to see what's going on
>dude blaring music
>little kids raging at him
>Nasally teen making fun of kids for being younger than him
>Angry guy shouting at everyone to shut up
>drunk guy laughing at all of it
>disable voice chat

fucking mental cases, gtfo Sup Forums

are you me

Feeling triggered?

yes

I plan to at some point. I have a group of friends that I talk to fairly regularly; I just need to actually figure out how to say "hey I'm going to attempt to sound like a girl, please don't ridicule me" without sounding like a spaz. I talk to myself a lot in a girl-y voice but it needs a lot of work and self-recording to see if it sounds anywhwre near accurate. Not to mention I haven't done vocal exercises. All in due time, user.

lol

>Yo

>hardly speak anything even with my friends
>"lol i like your voice"
>t-thanks!

>complaining about degeneracy on Sup Forums

Why don't you just stick to Facebook so you can hang out with all your well-adjusted normal friends?

>my voice is emotionless
Tfw having a naturally sounding monotone voice