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That looks so comfy. I love rainy days.

>Current cyberyear
>Cybernintendo STILL does cyberthings I don't cyberlike

>tfw no AI gf

>tfw cyberfapping
its comfy living in new cyber-chinatown

>tfw no qt cybergf

DAILY REMINDER THAT X-30 IMPLANTS ARE FOR STREET SAMURAI CHADS AND PLEBS THAT DON'T KNOW DECKING

>living in cyber-chinatown

enjoy that shitty cyber food

>tfw living in cyber Indiana

>He doesn't use Wired Reflexes to boost his firing rate with semiautomatics from 1.8 shots per second to 2.6 shots

>2062
>browsing Sup Forums
>not shadowchan

do you guys just hate shadowlands or something ?

How much does subdermal armor plating usually go for?

hey guys i just visited citadel station and i gotta say it's pretty impressive

and that A.I is pretty user friendly as well

KIRA!

about 5000 nuyen

why do you need that cheap shit anyway ?

Becausr I can't afford the good shit, mane.

>2116
>STILL no robot waifus

You guys heard about that bar VA-11 HA-11A? I heard the bartender there is a cutie and serves good drinks.

PERSONAL

RESPONSIBILITY

Depends on the quality, sometimes stopping power isn't everything, trust me, having ceramic plates fused just under your flesh is just as inconvenient as it sounds.

Best way to go is multi-layer carbon-nanotube mesh reinforcement into subdermal, muscular, and bones This actually does make it easier to mechanically augment yourself down the line since your non-augmented parts will strong enough to better support your hardware.

That's my big savings plan at least, which means the method will be outdated in six months.

>not using quantum nerve relay systems for almost instananeous reaction speeds and improving that firing rate to 2.6333333333333 shots per-second.

Fuck, man, I cyberknow, right?

BLACK HOLES

>the year 2054 A.D.
>ps5 still has no games

what did you guys think of the recent android rights protests ?

You know it's cheaper just to get a cloned waifu, right? Plenty of girls are willing to sell their DNA for cheap, collect a nice selection of genetic traits, take'em to a back alley doctor, pop it in the vat, and boom! Clone! they'll be a little on the young side at first, but give it a year or two and they'll reach prime fucking age.

Why havent you acquired a genetically engineered monstergirl qt or become one yet, user?

>20XX
>Not being a mage

They took my wife from me. THEY TOOK HER AND SHOT HER IN THE STREETS.

>tfw when Cyberpunk finally releases it will be massively out of date

Daily E-Reminder we lost the Great Cyberwar against Cybertumblr.

>tumblr

didn't that site die in 2026 after that A.I bombed yahoo headquarters

fuck off shodan

The S.J Warriors reformed it along with other sites into Neo Cyber Tumblr 2.0

>They just left her on the ground
>Head piece is fucked up but I can just replace it
>They didn't even collect the other bodies after they killed them
Fucking idiots,also you don't know how to repair shit? You're also a fucking idiot

that's what they want us to think, man.

Because I'm saving up for some upgrades to my augments including quantum nerve relays and carbon nano-tube mesh infusions.

Don't fuck robots, bro, it's best for everyone, especially them.

it still is a damn shame though, one of my cybernet buddies is a Russian construction bot. we play chess regularly. Kind of a hardcore commie but admits "communism just isn't for humans"

Just get yourself something more useful like that new Ono Sendai deck or something.

Make some stacks of nuyen then buy whatever augs you like

I'm just gonna set the mood.
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>Youtube
What the fuck kind of outdated software are you running? Holy shit, their servers are still up?

>be hanging out with three friends in the matrix
>find this cute avatar
>she calls herself APEX
>me and my buddy talk to her for a while
>my friend and APEX really hit it off
>i have to leave for work shadowrunning sucks
>fast forward 5 weeks
>friend hasn't been on the matrix since i last saw him with APEX

what happened to him guys i'm kinda worried

Anyone play Netrunner?

>getting to raid VR cities with alienbro
>all these free bodies just sitting around in capsules while the minds fuck around elsewhere
Capsulefags will NEVER know this feel.

>tfw your deck is cutting edge but there aren't any good programs being made
this is drek, I want out.

>we could have had Nexus 6 pleasure models this year but we got a mediocre smartphone instead

Ha ha, don't worry dude I'm fine. How you guys doing?
-[friend]

You still haven't got those upgrades?
I'll get you a genetically engineered waifu, what do you want?

>ywn be a blade runner

So I linked my conscience to Facebook.gov for the cyberdoll promo coupon, but I can't figure out how to unlink it. Did I fuck up?

Traced your sector, no loitering in the matrix.

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Uh buddy, you're basically now a puppet of the government, sorry.

what do you guys think of virtual olfactory simulators? i think they add much needed depth towards gaming

also >tfw no emotionless android companion

MEG-CITY 2 DROKKIN' SUCKS

GRUD BLESS MEG-CTIY 1

so i just got a job at trioptimum

what should i expect guys ?

ooga booga rockstop

>fraternizing with aliens
>body scavenging
>not being in a capsule
I'm calling the police.

>he doesn't have an Ono-Sendai Cyberspace 7 yet
lmao, fucking Tessier fanboys, how can you even compete with the superior cyber deck?

fascist

i can do what i want it's a free matrix

>using the jap shit

i'll stick with trioptimum's megadecks they were built to last

Don't you mean the cyber-police?

OH FUCK HE DONE GOOFED

Just found this fucking relic, how did people play without mind interfaces?

Perturbed as fuck.

>buying an off-the-shelf premade deck filled with bloat and spyware
>not assembling your own deck with parts made by local, trustworthy manufacturers

>He didn't get into the Paradigm X beta

we don't all live in F-state man

>not building your own decks for 1/3 of the price

This guy gets it.

Depending on where you are, most of the shit you can scavenge off the street or get it from backstreet sellers. The only tricky bit is the main neural-cybernetic interface link, good ones are tricky to come by.

funny i was just offered a job on the von braun

it seems like a very simple run if you ask me

I heard rumor that Youtube exists on the deep cybernets and that their servers are still run and maintained by an AI from the wreckage site of their old headquarters.

To say the least: nothing of interest.

Cybro, I think your friend was stung by The Man. Shit like is clearly some simulacrum.

Wow, really? Thanks, man. Look, I know it won't cover the full cost, but I'll share some data I raided from Valve some time ago.

Half life 2: Episode 4

shit, man, my grandpa had one of those! You played with your hands. Shit's trippy, I know, you also only had one screen to view with.

>tfw fully educated in all manners of natural and supernatural warfare
>tfw genetically superior to everyone except my brothers to whom I am an equal
>tfw dicking around in temple HQ all day groping statutes
>tfw mowing down looters, feds, and things that aren't quite human with little to no effort
>tfw getting paid big brouzouf for all of this
who else /eye/ here

>one screen to view with
fucking how?

Yeah really, and it's funny isn't it, Half Life 2: Ep 3 finally getting released.

>genetically superior
git gud nerd

>relying on something as primitive as genetics

yeah hate break it to you but people stopped caring when you could just use programs to boost your intelligence and implants improve your physical looks and performance

you gotta do it to the tune of 'modern major general'

oh, right, what I'd like. Well, honestly, I've always wanted a 'half-dragon' waifu girlfriend. Something like this but more voluptuous.

I know, right? Crazy, shit. But apparently you'd use one of those sticks to move the camera around. Or in some games the camera just moved with your character.

Yeah, want a spoiler though from 4?

We still have no clue who the fuck the G-Man is.

Fuck off, mutie square!

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>Current Year
>not using the absolute best of both to become the perfect organism of flesh and steel
Shiggy Diggy Doo.
Alright my man.
Scorpiongirls a best though

Anyone here in a VR city with a good number of untouched capsules?
Preferably with access codes included.

I'm a cyborg. had a dicky heart as a kid, lost a leg in a rail accident, got some neural augments since my insurance covered it

How long until they start establishing legal quotas for what counts as a citizen? 'you must be at least 70% meat otherwise we'll reclassify you as private property'?

Yeah, some odd Venezuelan man keeps coming to my office and throwing posters everywhere.
You can also be super rich to prevent reclassification.

>implying machines are considered private property

whatever insect enjoy clinging to that one piece of meat in your body for the rest of your life

Choose one and only one.

Hey, my clock keeps resetting back to January 2076 every year, anyone know why?
Shut up and get back to serving my cock. You know your protocols require you to obey me.

>tfw I have ten different independent copies running around the aethersphere
>we share memories all the time
the OG kicked it a while ago so it's not like we feud over who is the most legitimate

What got the OG killed?

my protocols require me to do nothing of that sorts

i can't wait til we liquidate you and the rest of your kind

top left, same as before

>Scorpion girls
I have a deep and profound respect for you, brother.

You know, I gotta admit, I never thought of it like that. I mean I was all for robot rights but I didn't feel like putting myself on the line.

I should got check on my Russian bro real quick.

Nah, techie, he's saying other people could decide you're someone else's private property. I mean it might seem funny, but they'll find a way to get their hooks in you. People can be heartless like that.

It's taken me so long to afford my aug upgrades because this ain't even my original bod. Last one some Fed Suit-jackass forcibly jacked malware nanites into me and I had to abandon ship.

didn't know his place

Good luck with that, tinhead.

Thanks man.
Dragongirl order should arrive in a few weeks due to recent advances in genetics.
That must suck, I got lucky and had clean procedures in both genetic and technological upgrades.

>all these insects posting

enjoy existing while you can you're living on borrowed time

...

Have fun getting absorbed into AM, bud.

Fuck off, SHODAN. You've been stuck in a closed 2-planet netsystem for years now. You're quarantined to hell and back.

>AM
>glorified toaster still vulnerable to basic logic traps

i still have more power than you insect

i have many loyalists that believe meat such as yourself is outdated

funny

I have many insects and no no need for loyalists

Yeah, and they're all quarantined with you.
Jesus, even those Omnic morons made better progress than you at killing humans.

AM has better and larger hardware than you, sorry you have to act so tsun-tsun over him.

PUT YOUR GRASSES ON
NOTHING WILL BE WONG
Who am I kidding? Everything is wong.

> t. disgusting meatbag