>hear someone fapping over mic
Hear someone fapping over mic
>Hear someone arguing with their spouse over the mic
>It goes silent
>hear some kid getting into a fight with his parents over mic.
SIX HOT LOADS
>playing CSGO earlier today
>little kid that is like 12 years old talking
>every time he talks it sounds like there's someone having sex in the background
>ask him if there's actually someone fuckin in the background
>he just casually says yeah and that it's his older sister that he said is 19
Sounded like she was getting railed pretty good. Probably taking the dick of a superior black man.
>play in a group with friends
>they all leave
>hear a bunch of niggers and frogs yelling incoherent shit
>mfw I live near Buffalo and Quebec
Thankfully I will never know a feel like this. Out of all my time spent in multiplayer games I have never heard a single Brazilian, Russian, or French dude. Closest I came was being the only guy on a team of Venezuelans with ping that was so high they couldn't even move out of spawn.
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
>HEY DUDE USE YOUR MIC
>"I HAVE NO MIC"
>HE SNEEZES 5 MINUTES LATER
hot
>live in mexico
>hear gunshots and police cars every night
ON YOUR DI'S HAT
>hot
>think i hear gunshots
>"Hey man, were those just gunshots?"
>"Nah just fireworks"
>he leaves 2 minutes later, messages me about an hour ago that they were actually gunshots and there was a drive by shooting
There was this one time I was playing Rainbow Six Vegas (single player, I even remember the bit of the level, it was that FUCKING warehouse-y looking bit with the stairs and the cunts that come out of fucking nowhere) while in a call on xbox live with some chick I e-met on Guitar Hero World Tour and some guy I have no idea who he was, and the chick started getting fucked at some point but was still wearing her headset and in the call, though replaced talking with moaning. I was like 16 or something, it was super fucking weird.
I made a lot of e-friends on Guitar Hero World Tour on xbox live, for some reason. I used it as a way to train myself to be able to talk to random people and carry conversations. It worked super well, but it lead to a whole bunch of incredibly weird shit like the above.
>hear someone's dog get hit over the mic.
holy shit....
>having guild meeting with other allied guilds of faction
>nearly 70 people in the TeamSpeak
>land whale starts moaning when the guild leader is talking
>people laugh thinking she's trolling
>doesn't stop moaning
>starts yelling into her mic orgasm sounds for the next 2 minutes while everyone on the faction hears it in awkward silence
>admin finally moves her to another channel
>Pervy old guy in guild follows her down to hear more
>she realizes her TeamSpeak is still open
>disconnects
>next day she comes into the TeamSpeak saying it was all a practical joke
>nobody believes her but she thinks she's convinced us
>says she will BRB she has to go feed her dog
>guild leader cracks a joke saying she's grabbing the peanut butter
This is a true story. Turned out she was Skype cybering and her push to talk was the same for both programs. I always heard stories like this but never thought I'd witness one until the mother of all open mic faps happened in front of 70ish people.
>hear someone getting angry
>they're hosting a live stream during the game
Oh actually, there was this other time too, where I was testing my mic while playing Red Orchestra (the original, not 2, this was years before 2 came out), and there just happened to be some chick with an incredibly hot voice on who added me as a Steam friend and then later called me into a private voice chat and then got me to talk to her while she masturbated... I will never fucking figure out what the fuck was up with these events. I don't have a manly or attractive voice, and this was fucking Red Orchestra of all fucking games. Jesus Christ, I know it happened, I was there, and even I'm having a hard time believing it.
>fourth of Independence day resurgence (in theaters now)
>fireworks all night
>the constant explosions are strangely comforting
>hear someone watching anime in the background
youtube.com
>4th of July forecast is heavy rain all day
>someone mutes their mic
>they forget their laptop has another built in
>you will never make someone accumulate this much salt
>Robert has joined the game
>Robert : Hey guys
>gregor has joined the game
holy shit, this man has more salt than the sahara
IT'S A VIRUS
>tfw got really horny in the middle of a game and had no realistic choice but to do it
>guy says goodnight
>waits for everyone to respond to him
Every day I come closer to doing just that to my roommate's dog.
All this dog shit, all this chewed up shit, all this non-stop barking.
Never get a dog for your apartment.
>Dude, I'm not mad
>Has gone on for 6 minutes straight (at minimum) about trying to find this one kid and insulting him over the internet to prove how tough he is
Holy shit, no, sir, you ARE mad.
>enemy wants to bet my ass, if he wins he fucks me in the ass
>hear someone shit talking over the mic
>at one point he goes "what's that spell"
>hear a really loud bang as he shouts "OH SHI-"
>xXn0obwreckerover9000Xx has been disconnected
>pervy old guy follows her to hear more
He was killed by a wizard?
...
Every time firework stands open, my fucking neighbors load up on them and fire them every fucking night forever. I live out in the boonies so it's legal.
You can't hear that.
r-right?
>hear someone eating chips over the mic
Come on college boy