Why are game body pillows $1000?

Why are game body pillows $1000?

for the same reason male sex toys cost more than female; exploitation

because the are kawaii desu in real form!

Because people are gullible and don't know body pillows work just fine without anything printed on them.

>$1000
That better not be a real price

>Major credit cards accepted
>Buying garbage that will secretly remain in your credit history forever
This is why I hate buying things off Amazon.

That's yen, you moron, so it's about a 100 bucks, which isn't that bad.

$1000 anime dollars is only like 10 real money

That's a dollar sign you blind idiot

Can you not read the fine print? They're signed by the illustrators.

Because each has a hand signature of illustrator "Itaru Hinoue" or "Na-Ga".

because pedos will pay for it

Because stupid fuckers will buy them anyway.

They are officialy signed by the illustrators of the characters.

Those are hand-signed.
If you want a body pillow, you can actually get your own custom-printed for ~$20 on one of the dozens of Chinese print sites. Double-sided, good quality, just takes a bit to ship.

Cheap toys cost less than a dinner on Amazon.

>shitty Nao
>sold out

>perfect Kanade Tachibana
>not sold out

WHAT THE FUCK

>>Cheap toys cost less than a dinner on Amazon.

and even less from japan, easy mode: nls

Is this Itaru guy really such a big shot to make his autograph worth $900+?

This
What a bunch of plebs. Kuudere is best dere

>1000 yen = 10 dollars
You don't import much, do you.

>bought a 17 evo soft as my first onahole
>kind of okay but a little too loose for my taste

Any suggestions, lads?

ask on /jp/'s onahole thread

I know I'm a retard for reading the dollar sign as yen, but yes, 1000円 is almost exactly US$10.

>Cheap toys cost less than a dinner on Amazon.
The cheap plastic chastity tubes are likely to break and hurt you.

Official dakimakura are around $100 usually. This is the last one I bought.

Yours are signed and for some reason are worth ten times more.

Kuudere is verifiable worst dere.

that's a man

Didn't know you were into hunks, user.

The R20 and Lolinco are good.

Hunks and lesbians too.

learn how to rotate and read OP, it literally says
>hand signature by Itaru Hinoue

>wanting a signature on a thing that most likely will end up smelling like sweaty scrotum and crusted droll and semen.

because they know stupid weebs would pay that much for them

wouldn't it be really easy to find somewhere that lets you create your own?

People hang them on a wall too, dumbass.

not deredere

Deredere is great. What kind of emotional damage has been done to you that you don't want a girl who is openly and outwardly affectionate?

>it was my fault she stopped loving me

Excessively happy bubbly personalities are fake and annoying.