What can you tell about a man by his Senran Kagura main?

What can you tell about a man by his Senran Kagura main?

Nothing.

His preference in voluptuous/flat girls.

That he's a gigantic weeaboo faggot with shit taste in vidya.

That also subsequently tells me about the lack of education, the lack of social interaction, and the intact virginity.

Yes I noticed that about Miraifags as well.

Ikaruga is my fave

would people like ikaruga more if she was flat
i know i would

sounds like a pokemon fan or nintencockler in general

Nintenyearolds and pokefags are weeaboos. Are you retarded?

If he mains Mirai, you can tell that he's a faggot.

>gigantic weeaboo faggot
>sounds like a pokemon fan or nintencockler

thanks for helping us figure it all out friend

What kind of appearance he prefers on his women?

So, Mirai?

Ryona is my favorite. What does that say about me?

I love Murasaki and want to feed her lots of pizza!

What does it mean if I like Hikage?

Yozakura is the best!

And somehow still better than medieval fags.

>pkeks

You got good taste

It means you have taste

do you sleep with her? what if she tries to strangle you?

>Homura
>Ikaruga
>Mirai
>Asuka

What does that say?

you guys are alright.

I bet you go to sunday church.

Fuck no, Sunday is the day I sleep in. Well into the morning.

Out of curiosity, what makes you say that?

It means you are a man of culture.

I want to marry her.

That he's a desperate eternal Virgin

Their personalities are totally different.
>tfw no Ikaruga/Mirai interaction in any game

There is not one guy on this earth that would turn down an offer to fuck any anime girl.

>What can you tell about a man by his Senran Kagura main?

I can tell you Senran Kagura gamers aren't men. LMAO

Yea. Or more aptly is he a pedo or not

Best girl

>gamers

Anyone who uses that term is definitely underage

>Minori

A simple man who just likes dropping pancakes on niggas.

>Shiki

A man with great taste.

>Yozakura

Masochist who loves shit gameplay.

>Murakumo

Decent guy.

>Yumi

Absolute fucking nerd. Avoid at all costs.

Snek is best Senran.

that looks like an ill-fitting bra

>can't FC most songs on Oni
How do I git gud on taiko?

A lot.

I main Mirai because my gf has the same bodytype while being 24yo. Pettankos are glorious

What about this senran?

why would seh do that

haruka a best

That he is a week-willed animeNEET.

I mean his "main" doesn't matter, the fact that he bought Senran Kagura is all one needs.

>week-willed

what does this mean

Yo isn't that bad. She just takes a couple of levels to get good. Once you get her ground pound charage attack, you're pretty much golden.

That being said, pic related is my main. Loved her since the very first game.

>Ryona=Ryona
Who else has ridiculous puns in their name

Very handsome.

he said Yumi not Yomi
Yomi is soft
Yumi is shit

I want to choke Ryona and spank her while I ravage her tight pussy

No, I was saying Yo (as in Yozakura) isn't that bad.

That being said, Yumi isn't too bad either. Her Ice Pillar fan is pretty damn cool. Though, admittedly, her super form kinda sucks ass. At least for one on one encounters.

And he was talking about Yozakura, pay more attention snek.

>Minori
That you have good taste

Personally, I like Daidouji, Naraku and Kagura. AKA the characters that often get ignored. So what does that say about me?

you have a mother complex user

I main Yozakura because I like her weapon and playstyle

which game are these cards from?

then why post a picture of yomi
a character often confused with yumi

Um, that thought balloon seems troubling...

New Wave, a Japan-only cell phone game.

Dai and Kagura have a fair share of popularity here, not much for Naraku though.

SK New Wave, a shitty mobile game.

You mean cute?

Well, I posted Yomi because she's my main.

You're a disgusting hipster.

>been getting into Estival Versus lately
>can't decide who to main
>think I'm going to like certain characters
>play Hikage
>fall in love

Girls with no emotion are hot as fuck.

My waifu. I love her.

Homura and Mirai are my mains

to be fair this kind of thing can be very confusing

Oh, I haven't seen this card before. It's pretty cool!

It's an unfortunate condition, yes. I somehow end up liking characters and games no one has fucking heard of and it's hard to find anyone else that cares. For example, "Forward to the Sky" is one of the most cutest and heartwarming games you'll ever play but no one has ever heard of it.

Daidouji would mean you like physically imposing (her height not withstanding) women.

Kagura would mean you have a thing for dominant women

I got nothing for Naraku.

TL;DR, you like dominant physically imposing women.

Maybe Naraku means he likes the protective type.

I guess you're right. I'm pretty guilty of calling Yomi Yumi and vice versa.

That works.

downloading demo on steam to try it out

Katsuragi is my favourite but the sexual harassment gimmick is too overplayed.
I wish the Versus series didn't completely neuter the other parts of her personality.

These are true. I do tend to like my women manly and my men girly plus the protective type is something I like too.

An 11/10 pussy destroyer with big muscles, cool hair, and perfect taste in everything. AKA me

well, shit

This would make you the second person to play it ever, so hope you enjoy it.

This. The same joke over and over doesn't get funnier every time it repeats. It just gets more annoying.

Murasaki is the cutest and most beautiful Senran.

Ryouna for playstyle, Hikage for personality. Seriously, for someone without emotions Hikage is pretty damn charming.

I love my cotton candy booty smasher.

its got like 600 reviews user, so

And the fattest!

Comrade

We know, Takaki.

But no one ever talks about it. Everytime I mention it on Sup Forums no one has ever heard of it either.

>~18 months since a new SK game
>Takaki is busy dicking around making garbage like Valkyrie Drive and Uppers
>VD bombed with 40k first week sales (worst selling SK game, SK2, had 58k sales)
>Uppers has done so poorly in pre-orders that it was delayed twice, had its price cut thrice, and most retailers don't want to stock it at all

For fuck's sake Takaki, just make a new SK that isn't garbage and actually improves/builds on previous SK games.

I have the feeling that you will enjoy this picture!

Honestly, I'm excited for Uppers. It looks shonen as fuck in a fun way. It even has Daidouji in it. I also wish VD came out here, I heard it's a better Senran Kagura gameplay wise.

Your picture had the exact opposite effect, I did not enjoy it at all!

Now that you mention it, this would be the first year without a new SK game since the first one, unless you don't count Burst as "new".

I think the last 2 SK games have been reasonably progressive. SK2 is straight up the best game in the series all-around if you ask me, and while EV does have its annoyances (it's yet another 3v1 fight with Kafuru in the mix, time for no fun allowed), it generally improves on SV with stuff like hunting for shrines, tag aerial raves and wall running.

Maybe you stop talking shit about other peoples senran then.

But that was meant as a compliment, I love the fattest Senran!

Take that back you peasant

Japs hated both.

Uppers (based on the demo):
>Slower than any SK game
>Combat is even more braindead (just mash a single button for instant flashy combos)
>Not enough tits
>Too many men
>Daidouji is ruined with a manjaw and made to be super flat (also her outfit got fucked)
>Game is so shitty that it's only ~3,500 Yen brand new, AKA lower than most shovelware titles (started at ~6.900 Yen)

VD:
>Combat is slightly better than SK, but still worse than other Tamsoft games like the newest Onechanbara
>Cast is fucking boring, not even Japan likes them
>Japan's #1 complaint was "why wasn't it just Mermaid's story + cast?"
>Yuri is so bland that it may as well not even be there (a simple kiss is the final overdrive, versus the carpet munching action of the anime)
>Story is similarly bland
>Sold so poorly that Marvelous canned it and pretends it doesn't exist anymore (Anime sales were horribly mediocre too)

But she's very slim, look at her perfect belly.

Hunk/10

She's just sucking her round, jiggly gut in, it's obviously empty

Fatty fat fatso.

I got annoyed with her dialogue, she talks too fucking slow.