Hello, I heard you needed a new writer for your videogame?

Hello, I heard you needed a new writer for your videogame?

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>it took op 2 minutes to set up a proxy/get his phone

There's a difference between bait and satire you fucking moron.

Don't bother with him he posts that cancerous bait fish meme.

what is that hanging off it's neck

Collar for ERP sessions.

Patriarchy deflector.

>le idea guy

Isn't this pretty much what killed the story of Guild Wars 2? Some SJW whore like pic making an entire special snowflake race?

Yep.

I feel pity for the fathers of these kind of people

if my son/daughter were through some stage like this, I would beat the shit out of him until he becomes a normal human being.
Seriously, I can get that he wants to be gay or likes anime or whatever, but wanting to be some transexual something crosses the line I'm willing to accept. I'm not going to raise a person so that he can get laughed at because he looks like a clown.

Welcome to Beamdog enjoy your stay

Boy or Girl? I sincerely can't tell.

Wasn't there also a screencap of an user going into specific detail as to how the game got so utterly buttfucked?

That one made me chuckle a bit.

typical overwatch gamer

holy fuck that's creepy

remember when people just played video games without investigating interns on the development team's hair color?

Back to r/eddit with ye. We don't tolerate that kind of shitpost around here boyo.

The major issue with it comes from the pic mentioned in This chick made and ENTIRELY NEW RACE for Guild Wars 2, then made them effectively able to do no wrong. The more the game progressed the more out of hand it got until the main NPC group constituted of no white males, and half of them were gay or bi.

The story was so out of whack it was like reading an awful fanfiction when you looked at it all.

Thank God you'll stay a forever alone permavirgin

The problem with employing these SocJus types is that they're incapable of separating their work from their politics. I work at a studio as a writer and I have some fairly conservative views, but I just keep it to myself.

I knew an SJW who was working as a writer for some small studio, and she was complaining to me about how her employer wouldn't let her put in a genderfluid character into HIS game. It honestly makes for boring storytelling if all you can write about is how the poor minorities are oppressed, cis people are the devil and gender roles are evil.

would you have noticed it if you weren't told to be angry about it first?
probably not.

>typical overwatch hater

FTFY

Normal human beings don't beat the shit out of thier children until they become normal human beings.

I hope your kids are black transsexual feminists.

>would you have noticed it if you weren't told to be angry about it first?

Yes.

The original Guild Wars set an amazingly high bar, which meant GW2's descent into shit was especially painful.

Anime causes this.

Yes. Most of my enjoyment in games come from the stories they tell.

When you go from decent fantasy to 'Everyone's fighting but not really because we're all friends' pants-on-head retarded I take fucking notice.

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how do you think stuff went down before the second half of XX Century?

most of the issues about children were solved with a beating, and back then there were a lot less people with sexual identity problems

I did.

I'm a liberal so I really don't give a shit about all the lesbians and brown dudes that have occupied the main cast as they are. I care about the fact that almost all of them are poorly written. In this entire new storyline they're doing there were maybe 2 characters who actually had a good reason to be there, everyone else just kind of tags along because fuck you is why.

Canach is pretty good, though. His banter with you if you're the same race is alright.

Yeah and then we learned that beating your kids causes severe psychological damage and developmental problems.

These are the people that write vidya now. Just give up on the hobby.

>tfw I want to write for vidya
>tfw even without a major I could demolish this person when it comes to getting hired.

You're hired

ours moms and dads/grandmother and grandfathers were hit by their parents (probably) and I would say that they came out fine, our generation wasn't hit by our parents and suddenly we have a lot more of psychological issues.

Sure, there are a lot more stuff that factors in, but I would say that if you get beated you might learn some valuable lessons about obedience or the limits of what you can or can't do.

Plus, I'm not advocating for literally beating the shit out of them each weekend like but getting hit once or twice in your life might be all you need to straighten you up.

Are you a boy or a girl?

>a vast amount of knowledge of companion animals

Yeah our parents also played with toys made with lead paint and turned out 'fine'

Just know studies consistently show that kids who are spanked have lower IQs and social issues.

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This is why fps w/o story mode are so popular

>Listing "over 18" and "Over 21" as two separate work skills

I am beyond words

I just wish there was a way to skip gameplay like gamers can skip cut scenes.

>the combats

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Me on the left.

>just give up on the hobby
Ever since I've been introduced to the world of traditional games
I slowly have been

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>women's studies
>intellectual value
Memes aside what does women's studies actually consist of?

>eat $800 a month
>she says "I" not "we"

that's about $25 a day

Feminist propaganda obviously.

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Oh and I'm not kidding here. Some of the assignments are things like making signs like this and posting them on social media.

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fuck you i already hired kojima to write my game

>Waaaah they hunt down SJW faggots who push their agendas just like how SJWs have witchhunts against their favorite target of the week

All of you deserve to be exposed, fuck your stupid social justice religion you force on everyone

every time

we'll call you, don't call us

Good for you, there's nothing wrong with spanking your kid if they make up genders, but also explain why its wrong to them

If you're that lazy that you can't even take care of yourself to the point you need to use a motorized scooter then you're definitely not worth it