New nickname

i was thinking about new nickname but im too retarded to be creative, any ideas ?

toilet

porcelain throne

DumCumpster

^ this nickname is already busy, something original)

cuckmaster 3000

flushmaster 4000

plastic scorpion

...

spongemaster 5000

Oval Office

Kew Nicmann

DeathKiller

XxxxxXxxxXyXxxxXxxxxX

XxXShadow_Rainbow_DashXxX

...

Do something stupid and upbeat that's not a reference to anything. Preferably involving something you generally like.

Demen Semon

Don't listen to him, OP. "Dick" is a banned word for usernames in most games. Try something else.

>Rooom
wew lad

>Frime
Meh

Krountblade

>Joseph + World of Warcraft
>Joaft

wut?

Had the gamertag ChildFornicator on PS3 for A LONG WHILE until I tried trolling on that second life bullshit PlayStation Home or whatever.

Damn I miss that name, people genuinely got upset. Lobbies were always full of laughs.

>Gary + Dark Souls
>Gauls
Hmm. It mite work.