So has anybody played this game? They're so secretive that they don't even post a name in the advertisement...

So has anybody played this game? They're so secretive that they don't even post a name in the advertisement. I'm at work so I can't click the link, but I am sure that a couple of you have bit the bullet and checked it out. So I want to hear it from you guys - what do you think of this game? Does it work as advertised? Or is it just a bunch of hyperbole?

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Are you 14? Please leave.

Uh, no, I just want to see if this game is any good. I thought this was Sup Forums - Video Games.

I played it before I jerked off one time. It made me come 5, maybe 6 times in 3 minutes.

What's the gameplay like?

Its pretty good, it made me cum a lot in a short timespan.

>100% free
Great so advertisements
>No download
>All devices
Browser ad-riddled trash which is probably some gif on loop.

There's no video games here, just go take a peek at /d/ and have a wank then go play something else.

Can you tell me a little more about genre? Mechanics?

You're seriously asking if an ad is a legit link to a real porn game. Are you dumb?

I don't play these sorts of games for anything but the gameplay so that's why I'm asking. So you haven't actually played the game?

No, I'm just cautious and I don't like wasting my time on bad games.

Oh you know. Just about what you'd expect it to be I guess. I mean the potential for cumming several times in the span of only a few minutes was worth it on its own.

You're not really helping me figure out if I should play this game or not.

fucking kill yourself

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you are so fucking dense
underage leave

I've played it. It's hard to describe, but pretty great. Plus, I don't want to spoil it because the surprise is, like, half the appeal. Just download it, you'll probably be pleasantly surprised.

But it said no download was required.

this desu

WELL FUCK YOU BUDDY. YOU'RE THE ONE ASKING ME FOR MY OPINION, ASSHOLE!

I thought I was being kind, helping another user out but then you give me THIS FUCKING SHIT!?

FUCK

YOU

Why don't you go search it out and report for us user.

Also if you could watch my Youtube video I'd appreciate it. It'll help you bust.

youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Great game. Made me cum on cat. He hiss at penis.

Mechanically you play for a couple of minutes and cum several times.

Just imagine a video game, user. Then, envision that video game also being able to make you cum 5 times in 2 minutes. If that sounds appealing to your tastes, then go for it.

You know what I meant.

At least tell me if there's controller support or not.

>pic
sauce?

There is if you install JoyToKey.

Search the damn Filename you stupid idiot, jesus christ what is wrong with this thread?

this video helped me bust so fucking good I didn't even have to get out of bed

Gonna help you out OP and tell you NOT to click the link.

It works perfectly and all, but you do not want to clean up the semen from cumming 5 times in 2 minutes. You think you can wipe all of it down, but you'll miss some of it. Play this game repeatedly and soon your computer's covered in spunk.

Look I've got a job so I really need to know if a game is quality before I make a serious time investment. Why the fuck is this such a problem for you?

No, but let's be honest, will you even have time to fiddle with a controller when you're cumming 5 TIMES IN 2 MINUTES?!?!?!?!?!

How am I supposed to play the game with controller support and a controller if I'm not even going to use the controller?

I think you're taking me for a ruse cruise. Not appreciative m8. Trying to talk about video games here.

blizzard getting desperate with their overwatch ads

I feel like im the only person in this thread that has no idea what game is being talked about :\

NOT what I was looking for.

I only came 4 times. Is this a glitch?

Cool, a new meme you people will overuse for the next 2 weeks.

I play it daily, my cumming record is 8 times in 3 minutes. The gameplay is amazing too, it's really addicting but rewards skillfull play so it's not just some casual thing. The story is also incredible, they're releasing the new Boobie-Angel expansion this month actually.

Just go for it man, you won't regret it.

Clearly just indicates a lack of game skill, you fucking scrub. That's really embarrassing to admit.

>4
Your ten thousand light years from facing me. Talk to me when you've mastered the legendary 7 Orgasms Technique.

>implying this is dank enough to really take off

Underrated post

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Dude, like, haha, don't worry about it. Just click on the link, bro, promise you won't regret it.

Seriously, it'll make you cum 5 times in 2 fucking minutes, just click on it already you sack of shit

Just completed the water level in 0.5x orgasms. Life is sweet.

I only got about 500 orgasms in.

>minimum orgasm play

A true patrician appears - talk to me about your methodology.

came 5 times in 2 minutes from reading this post

I've almost completed the entire game without any orgasms at all, the only thing stopping me from beating it is the pole in the last level. Damn that pole is hot.

>typing porn name in google
also go to . They have it

he said to search the filename, as in to just google liru

>that whole thread
SUCC

Can you imagine how hard this game must have been to develop? To work 9-hour days on this?

9 x (60 / 2) = 270
270 x 5 = 1350

I know the gameplay is flawed, but considering these devs were each cumming over 1300 times a day I think it's a pretty great achievement.

It's a tad difficult to explain mechanically, so I'll just post a screenshot to do it justice.

Sorry for the poor quality, took it with my old phone. I think the picture turned out surprisingly well, all things considered.

>implying they didn't just wear chastity belts
It took a lot of will, but you gotta do what ya gotta do to make the perfect porn game.

You gotta do the coil+jump glitch to fap faster
Jump+coil+180 spin+kick also speeds you up indefinitely.

You can't have a half orgasm. an orgasm is an orgasm

Actually, if you enter the level ALREADY having an orgasm and finish it, it only counts as a half orgasm.

>have $1.92 left in wallet

Are there good games I can still get?

This game is free, idiot, and it makes you cum 5 times in 2 minutes. What the fuck else could you ask for?

If you have an orgasm while the game is paused, does it still count?

I wonder if the tas will ever be able to finish the game without cumming even once

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Be honest, have any of you even played this game?

I played it. only came 4 times in 5 minutes though..... rip off.

Of course. Point of advice: do NOT play the game after jacking off. Noob mistake that I don't want to revisit anytime soon.

Started playing 20 minutes ago, finally got out of the tutorial area after 23 orgasms. I chose the tiny being's cock ring as my starting gift but I'm not getting any regen or anything. Is it a bug?

I hate all these negative comments on the steam page who have only played 1 minute. The second half is where all the nut happen

it's a mistranslation and while I'm at it don't spec in resistance, it defeats the entire purpose of the game, it just makes you cum less per minute.

One Way Heroics is pretty good I guess. You could probably find something better, but that was the first thing to pop in my mind in that price-class.

Dude, it's practically a cult classic here at Sup Forums. Are you new maybe?

No I play all the time, that's why I'm really skeptical, because it doesn't seem like anybody knows what they're fucking talking about in this thread.

I fapped before playing it and I highly regret it. Posting from the hospital right now.

Can't wait for the 4-way race at sgdq

top kek

it will still has less spilled semen than the last Tolkki's run

>5 times under two minutes

How about 10 times.

Can you recommend me a good mop? I'm trying to go competitive

that's not even a child.

were they able to save it?

he's in the hospital for unrelated reasons.
He's got AIDS in his molars.

Maybe you should focus more on your job rather than on a clickbait advertisement.

Only game that can do that is a loli rape sim where you're the loli and she does the raping.

Not sure who is baiting who anymore

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