I want a sequel to Nier with Platinum doing the gameplay!

I want a sequel to Nier with Platinum doing the gameplay!

Delete or else

I just want Reimu to love me

Granted, but the story will be about hamburgers and acceptability in a heteronormative world in the English version due to 8-4 translation!

i want to fuck that fat whore

Granted but she's full violent Yandere and she kills you immediately.

Kojima writes the story
you can only get an erection around genjii

i want to get rid of consoles

Granted. All PC games are now Train Simulation and alike with mandatory DLC to progress in the game.

i can live with that
if that kills casual fps and sports games

I wish I could develop vidya games by myself with relative ease.

granted. your games are never discovered and if they are, nobody cares

I want berserk anime!

I wish I was happy

Granted but it's CGI

Granted, many Berserk animes will be made with critical acclaim but you're stuck watching the 1997 TV series

I want a third installment to the Zero Escape Series!

Granted, but it only has two tone shading, no cross hatcheting, and everything but the human characters will be a stuttery CGI mess. I hope you also enjoy your QUALITY as well.

I wish everyone in the world turned into little girls

Granted
You will feel happy one second before your death, after 90 insufferable years

Granted but now everyone also mentally reverts to being little girls and the world dies off promptly.
Also your favourite video game is on a shelf you can never reach.

I wish I could meet the love of my life and live happily together with her for many, many years in the countryside.

Granted but she's fucking other men on the side.

Granted. A CGI anime OVA is released to scathing reviews. The company who made the OVA goes bankrupt due to the high cost of production and critical failure, and the series is put on hold indefinitely.

Huh was expecting something twisted. Fair play user.

I want all attractive women in video games to become thick muscular gay men.

It is done. However, non-attractive women become the vast majority of characters, with the muscular gay men only acting as the occasional NPC.

Granted but they're ugly as sin.

I wish that my wish isn't granted.

8-4 did nier and dod3, and the only ill effects are the general tone of most of the dialogue, it makes zero edgier but she already undeniably was an edgelord

Virgin girlfriend that loves me and won't cuck me.

I wish that every moment where is a choice is made or there's more than one potential outcome, the worst always happens. Not just to me, but to every living being.

Granted but she's a tumblr feminist and won't put out

Granted but the paradox opens a portal in time and Teddy Rooosevelt comes out and kicks your in the balls for being a cheeky cunt

I wish for the world to descend into completely anarchy.

Granted but everyone else is still happy and ignorant whle you understand the wish you made and know that you and everyone else are stuck in a veritable hell on earth.

I wish that everyone on this earth develops a peanut allergy.

I wish moot came back

Granted but in that anarchy all money becomes useless as no-one can agree on the value of paper currency and the world collapses in upon itself as you lose everything this society as provided for you inevitably killing yourself since you are unable to survive in an anarchist society.

Perfect, thanks user

Granted but all the smart people go live on the moon with all the best vidya makers while you dumbshits kill yourselves off.

That woman could sit on my face.

Granted, but he has become a thin-skinned SJW and has enacted draconic word filters that will insta-ban you for saying certain words, regardless of the context.

Granted but now sunflower seeds taste like peanuts to compensate and the world adopts "Sunflower Butter" and other sunflower based products to fill the void your wish left.

granted
but he's now an user and constantly shitpost

I wish Star Citizen actually delivers all its promises perfectly.

I want PC games to die.

Granted but he turns the site into an amalgamation of reddit and neogaf.A Also the rule against racism is now actually enforced and hate speech and derogatory words like faggot or kike are insta bans.

>It's a people don't know how the monkey's paw works thread

You don't just say "granted, BUT AN ANVIL FALLS ON YOUR HEAD LOL!"
The consequence has to be a direct result of the wish being granted.

shut the fuck up cuck

granted
only visual novels and tech demos are now on pc

They already are. Waste of a wish m8.

I wish video games were fun again.

All games from this day forward will be released exclusively on the Mattel Hyperscan

hi moot

Granted. But George Washington Carver bursts from his grave to kill you for destroying his legacy

Granted.

The devs immediately redact all of their current promises and instead make sketchy ambiguous ones, which will only be fulfilled in the worst way possible.

granted, but it turns out you were gay all along

Granted but it only alters people's perceptions and you are the only one who sees the truth.

Granted.
The brain damage you will shortly receive makes your standards of fun much lower.

i wish my body was made of swords

Granted. But years of broken promises and disappointment has left you with a permanent cynical stance on new games.

Granted but someone comes and punches you in the face for being a faggot

I wish Todd Howard was like Jim carry in that one movie where he couldn't lie

granted
but they are made of plastic

I wish for time to be reversed and Spore was released to exactly how it was originally envisioned.

Granted. Your head cannot be supported by your vertical sword body- it falls, skewering yourself causing a slow, painful death.

>Platinum

Monkey Paw: The Developer

+You will get said game and it will look great!
-But the gameplay will be nonexistent.

Granted. It's for PC

Granted but you have to fuck Sakura instead of saber or tohsaka

Granted, but they'll be made of the densest metal known to man.

granted, you're infertile and she desperately wants to raise a kid. fertilization treatments don't work, she can only get pregnant from a good hard dicking.

That constant feeling that you're missing out on life and are not having real experiences?

I wish that'd disappear.

Granted, but you immediately grow the fuck out of that teenage edgy delusion of social anarchy and realize too late the unoriginal special snowflake retard you are

I think we all know how this one's going to work out

granted
you die

Granted. You are now stuck in a VR world and everyone around except you realize it's a fake reality.

I wish I could enjoy vidya again

I want the zone to disappear.

>When you try to be an Speon but end up a Venonat

Should I reroll?

I wish for a fully functional,ready and accessible real holodeck

granted.
you enjoy vidya again but games are now long arcs that require sequels to make sense and konami is publishing everything.

I want a new Star Fox!
I want F-Zero cameos in Mario Kart!
I want more Arkham games!
I want a new Paper Mario!
I want a spiritual successor to Mega Man!
I want more open-world sandboxes!

granted but its only used for fur porn

Oh noooo. Don't swallow me Krystal.

Granted.

Your holodeck has a will of its own and will recreate whatever it wants.
OR
it will only work for 3 minutes every 24 hours.

All directed by Hideo Kojimbo

All I need are 3 minutes baby.

That would be better than what we did get.

>I want a new Star Fox!
Granted. It's for the 3DS and you pilot the ship using the gyroscope and the touch screen to aim & shoot and the
>I want F-Zero cameos in Mario Kart!
Granted. A sprite of Captain Falcon can be seen in the crowd in that Wario Stadium track
>I want more Arkham games!
Granted. They're 2D platformers on the mobile phone.
>I want a new Paper Mario!
Granted. Mario & Luigi Paper Jam Bros 2!!
>I want a spiritual successor to Mega Man!
Cancelled!
>I want more open-world sandboxes!
Granted. But it doesn't get Greenlit.

Disgusting, all of you.

I wish to die painfully and slowly.

OP is a monkey's paw wish because 8-4 is doing the english version.

I want to everyone to enjoy playing videogames except me

Granted. Every loved one you ever had/have will get the same fate.

Granted. Everyone will enjoy videogames but every video game will be a Candy Crush clone. You'll enjoy esports.

Granted. It happens in public and people think it's an annoying cry for attention.

I wish for square enix to start making good rpgs again.

The difference between Localisation from when that game released to now is huge. Same team name doesn't mean same people/views. Get ready.