The last female video game character you played as is raising you as a single mother

>The last female video game character you played as is raising you as a single mother
What's it like, Sup Forums?
HARD MODE: No sex.

>Claire Redfield
She probably neglects me because she can't stop looking for his god damm brother

>Jill Valentine
She is probably overly protective when she's not gone being a S.T.A.R.S. member.

>Zarya
Grow up fit as fuck while learning the hard way why you shouldn't trust filthy Omnics and remove them instead.

>D.Va
On one hand, I'll have a gaming partner for life and a steady income. On the other, my education will probably be shit and my diet will consist of Doritos and Mountain Dew.

>Maiev Fucking Shadowsong

Well, I know she'll protect me at least...

You people are really getting roundabout with your waifu threads.

>Amaterasu
How the fuck should I know, she's a wolf.

>Zarya

im okay with this

And a fucking goddess, you have your life as a descendant of the goddess of sun

I think i'll be alright.

She's a mom already and raised a lot of kids anyhow.

>lara croft

I'm ready to rest in those boobs..

I'm going to be raised to be a stereotypical nigger
Be annoying as fuck and steal everything I want

>my female blood elf rogue
I'll take it

>be me
>9 months later
>"Ejecting!"

NO

>Jaina Proudmoore

>she neglects me to blanda upp with niggers then after a few years returns full Ben Garrison mode

Well I guess it could be worse than that.

>doctor puts otoscope against belly
>[muffled "I can't wait to get into the fight!"]

Really hard to remember since I don't play autistic games that has a protagonists with a vagina.

Last I remember was ciri from the witcher 3

>zero
well im fucked she will probably kick me and feed me raw meat

How insecure can this post get.

Gee user, why don't you have two moms anymore?

Symmetra.

I'm going to be beaten with wire coathangers.

> (You)
>How insecure can this post get.

What did he mean by this?

Yes, but what would Jill be like as a parent?

>athena cykes
i am older than my mother, and my mom is 17

Awesome a bipolar mom who would probably beat me one day and love me another.

>the convict from Enter the Gungeon
I could learn to make a shiv.

Which vidya mommy is most likely to diaper and baby me?

>All these fags not saying it would be like, or fucking their moms
How would they react if you brought a girl home?

>raised by a bird woman
Grow up eating worms and taught how to handle swords i guess

why are MoC (Mothers of Colour) such terrible, abusive people

My nigga

>athena
she'd probably try to seduce her

Can I fug your mom user?

I have to question her parenting abilities.

>HARD MODE: No sex.
Why would you have sex with your mom?

>you get to chill with Bowser for the 90% of your life that you spend kidnapped
pretty cool

Why wouldnt you?

>Short stack mum.
I lose hard mode in a day tops.

I don't think I've literally ever played as a female character, in my entire life.

faggot

My boys

>Linkle
I can't see this ending well for anyone involved in this.

"-Please put down the chainsaw, muscle-mama."

K E K

>Ciri
I'm ok with this, she'll teach me to be a badass monster slayer

>muscle-mama

Why did that give me a boner

I'm Link.
Fug.

I wouldn't fug the wind vestal anyways.
edea on the other hand..

>tfw you're older than your caretaker.

So what she cleans the house and cooks dinner while I'm at work?

>Calvina
>Never home, whenever she is she rambles on about her ex-boyfriend, is always fucking pissed, breaks stuff and beats me up
I'll never take the way my mom raised me for granted again.

>Amaterasu

Mom, you're drunk again! I hate this family!

>I'll never take the way my mom raised me for granteed again
Fixed that for you

*Sigh* There goes me being a lazy bum, it will be all expectations this, good grades that, and if I'm really unlucky she'll be full Paragon and guilt trip me the fuck out into being the best person I can be...

...Shit like this makes people sign up to the army to become Heroes and Defenders of the People and get SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE FOR.

...But I probably won't have any regrets about it.

Also? The Hard mode is going to be fucking murder.

>*Sigh*
*unsheats katana*

*shits out a katana*

Fucking shoot me.

>Jill Valentine
She would probably want me to be a cop when I grow up

>Mabinogi character
>Would look more like a sister
>Literal Demigod while also being amazing with food
>Amazing with instruments
>Compulsive gambler

We'd probably end up traveling lots of places while selling food from a flying food truck.
A life of freedom

Well what did you expect me to fucking type, Autismus Maximus? I needed to put the femShep picture for my post, and we don't have emojis here so pray tell, oh enlightened spergy one, how should I have conveyed a *sigh*?

you poor soul, user

>my Skyrim waifu
That's extra weird because I feel like a father to her.

Noice.

You don't have to, triggered plebbitor.

I DON'T LIKE THAT PICTURE/. KRATOS IS CHALLENGING THE GODS, IT IS NOT BECAUSE HE IS HEAVILY DISPLEASED THAT HE CHOOSES TO PERFORM SUCH HISTRIONIC RAGE, HE IS CHALLENGING THE GODS ON OLYMPUS

Welp or a well
it's that easy to ne autistic

Straight outta motherfuckin' nocash.
She'd definitely have done her very best when I was really little. No home though.

>Always in white form when around you
>Incredibly nurturing, loving, and accepting
>Whenever someone comes close to hurting you she switches on and flips the fuck out.
Could be great desu.

I'm fine with it.

>I get to live in an amazing mansion with Demons.

I wonder if powers are hereditary.

> Chun Li
I'd be ok with that.

Well you become the emperor of Japan

Elara from Hunted

Ill be a good hunter one day

>Draenei Priest

Think of all that sweet Draenei booty I'd get to hang out with since we'd probably end up living in the Exodar.

I don't think you know how any of this works.

if your mom is pic related you'll have a hard time knowing who's your actual father

Shanae. I'm okay with this. Would mostly like be Uncle Mimic raising me. Because Shantae still acts like a child herself. Still though, Tropical Paradise with beautiful women.

>MC from VA-11
I'd grow up in a weeb, cyberpunk household. But hey I can make all kinds of drinks.

>Implying I visit reddit
There are other forums besides Sup Forums and Reddit.

Really? I thought it was just a general thing people used around here like fag.

:'(

>Lyndis
Would be pretty fucking awesome actually. Who wouldn't wanna be grow up as a sword nomad.

Aeris from FFVII. She's swell.
But will she die on me, Sup Forums?

>Reese's Pieces Stroganoff
I'll take it.

Lurk more.

Im happy with that

>le i hate woemn meme

It's probably exactly like growing up with a single ex-military dad.

>tacit admission that you unironically use emojis
How old are you? How long have you been here?

I'm not asking to be mean, I'm genuinely curious.

not bad least my mother would have a hd face

I'm growing up in a magical land of 99% women so I'll probably end up killing myself,becoming a harem king or a tranny

WHOA

THAT'S A PRIMARY INSULT IF I EVER SAW ONE.

How Randumb

Do you jackasses have anything better to do instead of shitpost on Sup Forums?

Dude, your mom is hot.

She would fucking drop you as an infant. Good luck not getting brain damage.

How can such a cute Draenei be such a dirty, dirty whore.

>Girl desperate to find a man to pop her cherry somehow has a kid

I want to take your mom's virginity fag step away.

My chick waster

Well we're pretty well stocked up on guns and equipment but she's constantly hungover

It's the peak of summer. So, no.

>Chell

I guess it could be interesting.