Who would you pick as a friend, Sup Forums?

Who would you pick as a friend, Sup Forums?

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It's a fucking awful set of options, so none.

Emperor of course

Guardsman hands down

Guardsman seems like a bro

The guardsman.
The Commissar is a solid pick as well, but I'm not sure if I have what it takes. Please don't execute me.

this.

BLAM!

Pokemon trainer, I'm not afraid of hard work

bender

Monster hunter. no question about it.

Bender, rollan.

going bender for earth bender, if I don't get it I'm going pokemon.

>immortality
yes, please

Noise Marine. Literally no downsides.

Rollingu

rolling for earth bender

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Rollan for Bender.

If I had to choose it'd probably be Bender or Pokemon trainer since you can just fuck off and not have to do anything.

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Hunter, easily. Tough as shit, lives a hard honest life kicking monster ass.

>Fire

Sweet. Now I don't have to leave my room to heat up my ramen cups.

The Emperor.
>He loves me.
And that is all I need.

C'mooon Rogueport, humans are OP and magical as fuck in Mario.

>Pick ork
>Have a fun as fuck crime filled life filled with looting and shooting
Seems like fun

BENDER

roll

Is the Techpriest cute? Just asking.

Techpriest
Undeniably best answer.

You would be murdered immediately

yeah

I'll take Ylisse

Probably Pokemon trainer or bender since I can just get a regular job if things don't work out well, instead of dying horribly.

hyrule
>have to gather rupees to survive
just like life now

>ganon threat
link will always stop it

>can't fuck zelda
malon > zelda

Meownster Hunter

Souls protag so I could feed my messiah complex.

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>Necron
>Super creepy

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Berserker for dat secrets of the universe

Other than emperor, which is an OP choice, Guardsman is the next best choice, followed by Tau, Techpriest, Adepta Sororistas, Eldar, and Space Marine. Tyranid, Necron, Khornate Berzerker, and Son of Nurgle are so-so. Commissar and Ork are too fucking dangerous to be good choices. Noise Marine is absolute heresy, and you should be *BLAM*'d for just considering this one.

So I'm gonna go with guardsman.

Spectre, Bender, Hunter, and Trainer are objectively the best choices. Ninja is boring. Jedi, Spartan, and Guardian suck. Space Marine and Souls guy are for crazy fucks.

Bender is my personal fav out of the choices tho.

>Pokemon/Kingdom Hearts
>Everyone has Autism
Fuck no
>Xenoblade
>No religion, Everyone is British, Titans can fuck everything
Fuck no
>Paper Mario
>Get robbed all the time, everything is paper
Nope
>Resident Evil
>You're gonna die
Fuck that too.
>Deus Ex
>Forced to follow commands
Nope
>Rapture
You're stupid if you pick this one.
>Ylisse
>Always having loved ones die
Nope

Hyrule is the only one worth getting.

Regardless, Rolling for both of them.

Guardsman. I want to fuck that sister.

NURGLE MOTHER FUCKER

Commissar of course

Spectre, I want to go on space adventures fucking shit up. When I retire I'll be a member of the council.

Emperor and Guardsman are the only options it has.

>If you try to fuck a Pokemon you either get killed or arrested

Well then what's the fucking point.

Khornate Berzerker 2bh

There is only one correct answer.

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If I don't get Rapture I'm killing myself. I want to live in a perpetual drug addled orgy

Sister please

Even if I don't get to fuck her, if she's gonna be my best friend she can still help me get laid, back me up in a fight, and give good advice on women.

What is "Ash syndrome"?

Tech priest
pokemon Trainer
Pokemon again I guess? Seems like the least dangerous.
A
I just want a quiet life. And maybe some tentacles.

Techpriest. Literally no faults.

B I want to be the little girl

>Roleplaying
>pick a DnD setting

shit, I would have wanted to be in the Elder Scrolls

C, not even gay but someone to play vidya with locally is always good.

Necron seems like fun honestly. Being like him when I die seems amusing

Guardsman as a second choice

khorne, I'm always angry anyway.

Tech priest.
I'm already a programer so I die if I'm away from internet and outlets for more than 2h

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The guardsman and the nurgle guy sounds like very nice friendos.

i'll take anyone at this point i'm so lonely

A means the NFL license is no longer with EA, so I have to pick that one.
>B
>C
No homo

>D
>Doesn't get rid of Furfags
Can't trick me. Absolute dealbreaker. Also, Jews make good shit (Movies, bagels, moral systems that make up the basis of western society), and a world without feminists means a world where the far right becomes even more cancerous than they already are. This one is objectively the worst.

A
i could sell my account for 100,000s of dollars or just play the games, but it would be a bitch on my router to down;load a good portion of the games i would want.

Rollan for earth bender

>moral systems that make up the basis of western society
> t. Shlomo Shekelberg

C, oh god I just want someone to play video games with. Online just isn't the same.

This
>I dare you to be my buddy

Guardsman or Tau

>Uther Party
Fuck yeah man.

Is this a trick question? Because the only choice should be Emperor.

>Living in MH world is like living in Pokemon world except it actually takes skill instead of kindness to git gud

sign me up

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why the fuck is there a single option other than 10

rolling for bender

>There are people that don't want to live on a continent-sized golem

>not wanting to have a pet Nid

faggots

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Because there aren't any steep hills here and I'd rather not instantly liquefy myself upon impact.
I just want to go fast too

I fucking love how I made this as an underage retard a few years ago and every once in a while I still see people putting it up. This and knigga knights were my contributions to the internet. Feels good man.

you can build speed on flat surfaces by hovering a bit, it just takes a little longer

>claiming ownership of something as an user on an anonymous imageboard.

>"but it does happen"
pokemon

Fucking D, anyday.
Ruka is tempting af, though.

I mean, people love these kinds of posts

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>cat has no respect for personal property
>especially in regard to food
>leave tons of fattening food around
>wind up with butterball cat that's too big to go fucking so freely

Rupert. Kill all monster girl scum

Guardsman is best choice