You are a IRL cripple

>you are a IRL cripple
>you can be whatever you want on your online persona, live your fantasies and all that shit
>choose to be a cripple online too

SHIIIEEEEETTTT

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But do you see those rims though

My nigga you cannot deny those rims tho

Ain't even spinners

sick rims tbdesu

Those are some bitchin rims bro!

But rims

>Not being a cripple in a giant robot exo suit.

Are all cripples super gay or what?

SPINNERS DLC $5

Nice roller blades

>you cripple irl
>can't afford sick rims
>you can online though

Yup, I'll never get the mentality.

>join some MMO
>make a qt grill
>or someone butch
>or a slender, "radical" type
>or try to create a facsimile of some existing character

>get to a town
>boring ass brown hair white or tanned skinned guys everywhere
Swear I remember having some conversation with a guy about how he likes to make his characters look as much like himself too, I'm sorry but how fucking boring.

There are a lot of people who get really big into cripple culture. Like those stories you'd hear about parents blinding/deafening their children so they wouldn't have to be pathetic normies. Same thing with dudes in wheelchairs, they just can not shut up about how disabled they are or showing off how beefy their arms are.

Didn't one of the XCOM games do this?

Some people deal with their disabilities by taking pride in them.
Like Americans celebrating the 4th of July.

They have to have their character as relatable as possible. It's mind-numbing. This shit affects games with already established characters too.

hands up all those that asked for this feature

What's the problem?

can you make your avatar an amputee?

>tfw amputee
I feel so marginalized

I want to lick your stump

>those stories you'd hear about parents blinding/deafening their children so they wouldn't have to be pathetic normies.

You're kidding, right

No one would do that to their children

>cripples are always wheelchair guys

where's the armless or legless cripples, are they too disturbing?

this kind of shit is why it's impossible to find a game that will let you play as a race that isn't just a slightly modified human.

are you the one they call stump grinder

Grandpa?

Shit gets too real for normies when that happens, gotta keep it cute and presentable.

That's true, it's easy to relate to a cripple when they're just a normal person sitting down.

I've heard of deaf parents denying their children of ear implants so they can be just like them.

>he doesn't choose to be a cripple

That's actually due to deaf people being dicks in general. Stereotype or not, most deaf people I've encountered get all pissy if you try to communicate with gestures (due to not knowing sign language).

>liberals actually think super minorities like cripples and blind people see themselves as the norm

Deaf people do this shit all the time. It's so they feel like they have more control over their child.

You talking shit about cripples bitch boy?

Let's be honest here, you'd be pretty pissed off too if you had to endure babby speech because you don't speak english.

Imagine someone coming up to you and go
YOU. YOU. THERE. SOMETHING. THERE. YOU. OK?
All the fucking time for the rest of your life.

>Miriam
Better than a fucking meme.

Honestly, I appreciate any and all customization for avatars. Whenever I can't be a fat fuck I feel like I'm being deceitful.

>mfw a cripple pays microsof to cripple their xbox avatars

>have a relatively unique identifier among common folk
>choose to keep that identifier

it makes sense to me. The only issue is that they're both so boring they need to use their wheelchairs as social crutches.


>"You guys remember jim?"
>"uhh...I can't think of who that is"
>"beard....brown hair.."
>"ummmm"
>"Wheelchair"
>"Oh that guy, yeah he's alright"

versus

>"Do you know bill?"
>"yeah, that guy is awesome, he [did cool thing or had a personality that was captivating enough to remember him]"

Just know my mind's workin just like them

The rims that is

whats it like being an amputee?

People that hate their self make characters nothing like them in RPGs because they're ashamed of the man in the mirror

>not a cripple in real life
>finally can ERP as a qte cripple girl

Thank you, Xbox.

>They put fucking wheelchairs so cripples can be cripples even in the virtual world
>"Those chairs are shit, why not put some chairs that aren't the hospital-like kind?"

You can't win

I can understand it. It's not like they're asking about crippled protagonists in games, these are their avatars and I guess they want to unashamedly display who they are IRL.

Most people self insert their Mii/xbox avatar, it's not like Second Life.

But you can be yourself in Second Life

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>tfw no qt gf with no arms or legs

Or maybe because it's a fantasy game and we can pick from all kinds of monsters and creatures. Why be a boring ass human?

Because free will.

Curse you ShindoL for giving me this fetish.

YOU. YOU. GIVE SOFT. GIVE SMOOTH.

FUCKING NORMIES YOU SUCK AT SIGN LANGUAGE

>he doesn't make a male human that looks exactly like himself, without any special powers or combat abilities
>he doesn't spend the entire game indoors, not completing any objectives or interacting with anyone

Her real disability is that skin condition she has going on with her face

i think that is from the times the basketball hit her in the face

>be cripple
>play vidya
>can finally do what I want
>user you should do something else just playing vidoegames is not health
>but Im not healthy
And then they just let me go

>>have a relatively unique identifier among common folk
>>choose to keep that identifier
>
>it makes sense to me. The only issue is that they're both so boring they need to use their wheelchairs as social crutches.
every person will just treat you with pity. Its really sad.

>Her real disability is that skin condition she has going on with her face

Those look like burns.

You're supposed to be proud of your crippleness or something. Everyone's proud of something they shouldn't be these days.

I always get amputee and manatee mixed up for some reason.

It's not even on purpose.

are you typing with your nose?

>crippled protagonists in games
Yeah, where are the cripple protags. Women already have some representing them. Cant say the same of cripples. Fucking SJWs repressing cripples in favor of more women. Disgusting really.

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

Enemy within had the robotics. Pretty much soldiers who accept to become just a torso with a head, but get robotic limbs and a really cool robot suit to fight.

I wouldn't be distrubed if i get an armless girl like this one

It's about personal identity.

Shit, confused the names. The cyborg soldiers are actually called MEC troopers.

What the hell are you even saying?
Whatever dumbass Sup Forumsshit you're trying to spin you better have a fucking source other than "the voices in my head"

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i bet she plays ball better than me

what sort of rehab would force a criplle to walk on their stubs?

Who are you quoting?
Are you really saying MS shouldn't have added wheelchairs just because of an argument that only exists in a greentext post you made on Sup Forums?

What language do deaf people think in?

FUCK THAT YOU'RE GOIN HOME

I'm convinced Shindol made this so that people could use it for therapy after reading his other works.

braille

The adults from Charlie Brown

Should they be ashamed instead? It must fucking suck to be disabled, it must suck hard every single day. So if a little pride makes life easier then why not? Because some fat autist on Sup Forums said so? Get a grip.

That's for the blind though.

Fug now I wish I were crippled.

Can my avatar ghost-ride that wheelchair?

When she was 11 she suffered from severe meningitis that led to an infection of necrosis. at which point they
amputated her arms

She's a gold medalist fencer in the paralympics

KEK

I like that you think if you're not proud of something you have to be ashamed of it.

Does literally nobody look at this and wonder how she puts her pants on?

Actually underrated

Is this DLC?
Do you have to pay extra to be handicapped?
If so this is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.

Why would you be ashamed or proud? I mean, if you achieve shit despite your disability, that's something to be proud of. Not the disability itself.

>It must fucking suck to be disabled, it must suck hard every single day

Yeah, so why the fuck would you want to be disabled in video games too

I am. It's giving me a boner.

oh god no please i don't want to remember. I was so innocent back then. I just wanted to fap. I was tricked into reading that...that...that thing... Life will never be the same...

What THING?

Ew what the fuck
When did they change the Avatars?

They look awful and creepy now, MS were better off ripping off Miis

How the fuck do you fence without arms? I can understand skiing or running but i cant imagine how someone fences without having proper arms.

Be depressed, browse Sup Forums and play vidya non-stop and you are pretty close to simulating the cripple life

Lieutenant Dan?

maybe she still has a little power in her legs. Or she has medical help that comes around every morning to get her out of bed, get her dressed, and dump her in her wheelchair so she can sit in her home all day till someone comes by to pass time with.

>She's a gold medalist fencer in the paralympics
So does she have a sword that attach directly to the elbow
Or is it attached to a fake arm?
please tell me it's the first

The sword became her arm.

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Back when they were going all-in on that Kinect dogshit. And then they disappeared for, like, 3 years when that was a hilarious failure. Then they brought back avatars last year or something despite them not doing anything or really even showing up on the 'bone.

TELL US!