Mario gets Peach

Mario gets Peach
Luigi gets Daisy
Who does Wario get?

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Mona.

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deach.

Princess Shokora

Mona is cute

Money

Rich

Cash

Patrick Swayze

>MONa
>MONey
woah
>not Weach

His mother

*whom

>not Weach
>Mario has Meach
???

cue wario daisy luigi cuck pics

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Waluigi

Who would you fug?

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Why do these Tumblr artist go out of their way to make their characters as unattractive as humanly possible?

Lady weegee needs to be dominated

But Sup Forums identify themselves with Wario, it's not cuckoldry if you selfinsert as the one stealing the girl

Waluigi
tfw blowjobs can include prostate stimulation by nose

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EMONE
LODS OF IT

>why are the gendeswapped versions of overweight, short men overweight and short?

What a dumb question

Explain how is that ugly, or are you just that jaded?

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>no muslims
>no sikhs
>no blacks
Holy sh*t I'm literally shaking right now

came here to post this
except better

Daisy

>That palcomix strip where Wario and Waluigi are bartering while each one fucks Mona from the opposite end, they use her as a table while doing this.

Is that supposed to be a shota Wario? look at the eyebrows

2D girls can be overweight and short without looking like puke

best Shokora coming through

>not like getting kissed by loli/shota

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nah its a tomboy loli, and a good one at that

Why does her true form look like a boy?

Daisy

I don't think you understand character design on any level other than how it makes your dick feel

What's the point of drawing genderbent videogame characters other than making tthe dicks of the audience feel good?
And those designs still look like trash regardless of that

Maybe because it's interesting? Not everything is supposed to make your dick feel good you mongoloid

>Maybe because it's interesting?
How? It's something that has been done to death, that picture isn't interesting in the slightest, even the artstyle is some cookie cutter red-nose bullshit

Samus

Peach is to Mario what Captain Syrup is to Wario
Mario is a "hero", so he gets a "pure" princess
Wario is a "villain", so he gets a greedy chick

Mr. krabs cause they both love money

what you like has been done to death, revived, died again, revived, expos were made for it, then it died and was revived again

the drawings aint trash, you're trash son

>done to death
>cookie cutter
>posts anime girl with shit proportions

kys faggot, the red nose is part of wario's design

At least don't pretend that it's original or interesting when it clearly isn't
>the red nose is part of wario's design
As well as Mario's, Luigi's, daisy's and Peach's, right?

>Mario gets Peach

Or does he?

youtube.com/watch?v=-JcK_Bfe3sw

This pic would be hotter if they removed samus

Your mom.

Don't you have a ytred series to be shilling?

Holy fuck this guy pisses me off

Who DOESN'T Wario get

But first, why is this thread on Sup Forums?

>No one saw the relation between her name and the word money

>Not even mentioning the fact that the painting of Mona Lisa itself is a quite well known priceless italian treasure from back then

Even her father is implied to be a artist and the Mona Pizza logo in the building is inspired from the painting.

Hiroshima

HIV

What was it?

CP

Everyone on Tumblr is also ugly, and wants everyone to suffer like they do

Well fucking considering Mario and Luigi are unattractive men it makes sense they'd be unattractive women you fucking faggot.

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Shouldn't be surprised it was on Sup Forums then...

As an attractive man who is handsome, I guess I've always seen myself as different on this point.

beach? deach? (Is W -> M a vertical flip or a rotation?)

I've grown to like MatPat, he's become really self aware and I like his sense of humor.

How big is Daisy's cock?

Wario gets everyone

He's not one to be tied down, too much of him to not share

As a Weegee fan, I feel bad for him

Tumblrites detected. He meant the shit tumblr style nose/face/body types in specific, and if you defend it you have the shittiest taste period and should neck thyselves.

"You has a flavor."

>That luigi face

>girl is too busy thinking about Wario's money and nice car
>Wario is too busy thinking about why he's not out making more money and driving his nice car

Huh. Never thought about that before. beach sounds better.

Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi are all fucking ugly though.

Wario gets paid.

>Characters are ugly men
>"WAAAH WHY ARENT THE GENDERBENT VERSIONS OF THEM ATTRACTIVE SO I CAN MASTURBATE IN MY BASEMENT TO THEM???"

kys tbqh

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