Have gold in elims and damage

>Have gold in elims and damage
>Mcree, pick support. we need heals

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Doesn't matter how many medals you have as long as you're losing.

Tell them to fuck off then, it's a fucking video game.

>playing damage dealer
>tank/healer tells me to switch
>switch

>playing damage dealer
>other damage dealer tells me/other damage dealer to switch
>tell them to eat shit

>Playing 76
>Gold Medal for healing

This guy gets it

>Play Lucio
>Silver/Gold in eliminations

>only play mercy
>never have to switch

>playing Lucio
>Ilios
>have gold in Elims, Objective Elims, Obj Time and Healing for almost the entire first round
>Pharah focuses me/get unluckly with a RIP-tire, end up with those turning into a Bronze, two Silvers and a Gold
>first round ends, we lost it after holding it for a while
>guy playing McCree or Pharah or some other fucking offense character on my team in chat "noob team, i have four golds"
>say "I had four golds for the entire round up until about 30 seconds left, you don't see me whining"
>"not possible because I had gold damage the whole time"
>guy doesn't even fucking know there's a gold for healing

>Playing a casual, poorly designed game
>Annoyed when paired with casual, poor skilled players

You shouldn't be playing this game on first place.

>Playing as Zarya
>Ask an inept as fuck S76 to switch to Lucio to counter the other team's Lucio
>"Lol dude fuck off I have gold in damage"
>Meanwhile I have golds in damage and eliminations
>Insta switch to Hanzo when we go defense

>Play 76
>get 5 gold medals
Nothing feels better

>you have a mercy on your team as well

What's weird about that? Lucio is a fucking beast.

>Play Lucio
>Bronze in damage
That means there is 3 people, playing tank and damage devoted classes doing less then me.

Getting medals in eliminations as lucio isn't a big deal, but getting any medal in damage is embarrassing for everyone involved

TF2 player who can't afford Overwatch confirmed.

That's how medals work? I thought they were given based in relation to the top scores in your team, I didn't realize it was actually third, second and best.

Jesus that really makes me rethink the average level of skill in this game.

I actually own the game, don't worry.
Stopped playing it after two weeks i bougt it.
Bet you also play MOBAs

yeah, only exception is sometimes a couple people will have bronze / silver / gold if you all tie in whatever it is but that sorts itself out by the end of the game

>playing damage dealer
>tank/healer tells me to switch
>"Fuck off?"

>Playing Rein
>Ask if someone could switch to Soldier 76
>Someone does
>We win
>They get PoTG
>Thank me for my good advice

>Mercy is busy damage boosting a Widowmaker who can't even hit bodyshots

>Play Mercy
>Gold in kills, healing, and Objective time
>Eliminations: 2

>playing Mccree in 2016

>KOTH
>"Man I'm having the worst game of my life"
>Round ends
>Press tab
>1 elim
>Gold in elims

>He can't hit leftclick headshots

>doesn't know 76 can also headshot, in addition to having heals, sprint, and long range burst
Mccree was killed. At least Zenyatta has company on the bench, now.

>Play with friends
>Friend says he will finally heal after me and another guy keeps healing
>He picks zenyatta

How do I let my friend know he isn't actually picking an effective healer? He doesn't get the message when me or my friend still goes Mercy/Lucio.

Stop being a pussy and tell him that Zenyatta is more of a dps/healing hybrid and not a viable solo healer

>play team based game with random people
>random people say or do things you disagree with
>"this warrants an entire thread on Sup Forums, how dare these people disrespect *ME*"

It's like throwing a tennis ball at a wall and letting Sup Forums know it bounced back and hit me in the face. no shit, stupid

wow we're so impressed you spent money on something and then ignored it

please, teach us your ways, oh master

If you have gold medal in damage and eliminations as offense, you're doing your job. Someone else should go healer.

Did you buy the game for me? No? Then fuck off and stop telling me what I can play.

McCree is better than S76 if the enemy has a good Genji. I had a game where every time that stupid weeb used his ult I either stunned him or high noon'd his ass before he could kill anyone

I sometimes get that on hog, but it's more impressive on S76.

It means you're carrying hard and you have no healer.

Zenyatta was never on the bench you shitter.

>0% usage

The only times I tell people to switch is if retards pick two snipers, or do something equally useless like going toilet witch on a payload mission, when the payload is already in movement.
If we have no healers, I just go Lucio myself (or Zenyata, if we have shit like dual hanzos etc, because if those fags ain't gonna take the fight seriously, neither am I.)

This kind of player should get permabanned.

>I paid for the game so I can ruin the game for everyone else if I feel like it!

Are they playing a useful class while you dick around off the objective playing TDM? Then yeah, you either need to fuckin switch or uninstall, cunt

>do 1 damage across the map with unlimited ammo counts as kill
>Woooow guys why do i have gold elims????
My friend does this all the time its annoying as shit

>This kind of player should get permabanned.

Go back to LoL you petulant child.

I'm so glad that ranked mode serves as a containment for shitters like you.

DUDE I HAVE GOLD ELIMS!

>have 2 objective kills
>get gold
>say "forced 50" in chat

Why do people count damage? Impact kills is the only thing that matters not chip damage that will get healed immediately.

Objective time is the only medal that means anything.

If you have a medal in anything else, who gives a shit

If your team got stomped because one guy picked a shit character you would have probably lost. Either stop playing with random or deal with it.

>"YOU KNOW DVA IS A REALLY BAD CHOICE YOU SHOULD SWITCH"
>four gold medals

>hey guys let's all cluster together on the point so we're an easy target for team kills instead of having some people go ahead to harass the defense

>tf2 bogeyman

hope you enjoy your shitty game with broken ranked, lack of maps/gamemode, sudden death system, multipick, sjw report button and 20 tick you mouthbreathing faggot

Yeah, this is exactly what you say in pubs isn't it

>This is how the entire team thinks
>Suddenly the cap is wide open for the opponent team to grab

Literally unviable even in competitive pugs because Mercy categorically blows him the fuck out sans DPS. Zen is a quickplay only hero these days.

>Playing lucio
>Gold in elims
>gold in objective kills
>gold in objective time
>bronze in damage

>play Lucio
>win the game not letting the team touch the point once
>47% damage healed at the end of match
>0 upboats

Honestly that never fucking works. You're going to get killed and now we have to pick up your shit.

I practically only play Lucio in KOTH and I always beg people to not push when we get the point. Sure, you can walk off to cover a chokepoint or something, but if you're more than 5 seconds away from the point, depending of the map, I'm not going to support your push while two Genji jump over a wall and cap behind our back

>join game
>destroy them
>one person on enemy team leaves
>recieve 5% rank increase
>join game
>barely lose
>lose 50% rank

>everyone overextends
>gets picked off one by one by a defense entrenched near the point
>neverending cycle of retards committing suicide for maybe one kill every 2 lives
>cart is back at spawn

>POTG
>GENJI as PRESSQCHAMP
>double kill
>3 deflect kills on card
>"NICE BRO"
>LEGENDARY

>switch to healer
>now everyone is getting shat on even harder since nobody is killing the enemy

>gold for healing
>as bastion

>on a match
>be the only one capping or pushing the payload
>my team is fucking around playing like its cod
>lose
>lose
>lose

I made a mistake. I shouldn't have bought this game. The community is shit.
Unless you are playing with friends, more often than not you will find strangers that still don't know how to play this game.

It's an objective based game. You win through objectives not the amount of genjis you can kill

This is how you see every game you lose, isn't it? You carrying the team while you're playing with five other literal infants. You fucking hero you

>torb with 6 elim turret card gets all the votes

He probably contributed more than you. Aiming doesn't mean you're helping

>Numbani or other hybrid maps
>people run straight past the payload after we take A to try and chase down some more kills

so true

Really starting to get fed up with healcunts in this game. Funny how they're usually the ones bitching about other peoples' classes when the reason they're healing in the first play is because they can't fucking play an FPS.

>Hanzo in the opposite team
>Would barely notice him if not for the giant red Dragons that I occasionnally have to dodge
>POTG is him aiming a spot at head-level, raising his mouse from his desk then holding and releasing the left button, killing two guys

>die
>respawn
>rest of team dies and is waiting to respawn
>run off by yourself and immediately get killed because you have no teammates
For the love of god stop doing this.

>playing Reinhardt
>moving on point, display shield
>team goes off and flanks
>even the Lucio
>I'm just standing there like an idiot with my shield up
>team dies
>shield breaks, try to get some last minute kills
>die

Do I smell or something?
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Usually the reason I bitch at other people as a healer is because I know I can do better than the fuck-ups, but had to pick a healer because none of them would and we'd never win without one.
So fuck you, shitter. Git gud

I speak from experience, sometimes I just go healer after being gold offense half of the match and now everyone is bumrushing us since the other players can't aim for shit

Uh huh

>playing placement matches
>Winston on Gibraltar Attack
>literally 11 people flying around me playing TDM as I sit on the cart
>get 0 elims, 0 deaths, and maybe ~500 damage done
>win

You just earned yourself a new subscriber!

They really should remove the medals.
They aren't telling you much and even worse, give you a false impression on whats going on.
Maybe all you teammates switched roles throughout or maybe you shot the ice wall 20 times. As long as you're losing at the end, the medals mean nothing.

A normal scoreboard, just with numbers would be a lot better. So I can see if I do good.
So what if I have gold damage, I'm just slightly ahead, and the enemy mirror is doing double that. Or the game is a total stomp and the stats are irrelevant.

>Defense: Temple of Anumbis
>Set up at the chokepoint, bastion, reinhardt, the works
>A single tracer/genji dashes by and stands on the point
>The entire team breaks formation to go chase the single tracer around, meanwhile the entire enemy team pushes through the chokepoint and we lose the first point because it's constantly contested until we're wiped

JUST SEND ONE, LET ONE PERSON DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Most TF2 players could afford OverWatch tenfold with how much they spend on cosmetics.

No-one communicates ever, so everyone is thinking of being the one sent

Two games ago I saw 4 people upvote a roadhog with 33% hook accuracy.


I about cried.

I get that I really do, I just think the Reinhardts and Bastions should assume it's not their job.

No. Decent Lucios should be getting bronzes in damage and elims from time to time.

No it doesn't. All it means is you have the most or tied in damage and elims.

You could still be doing fucking shit. And the other plays on the team could be doing better with a healer as opposed to a healer healing a mcree

So much truth. These are the faggots that get cozy in a cushy position and then feel like they can be a boorish general when it comes to team composition. Pick a damage dealing class you fucking faggot. Then I'll actually give credence to what you have to say.

>guys this is competitive we need x about of tanks and x about of offensive classes!

And that'll be coming from a fag that instalocks Mercy and doesn't do shit the entire match. Sits on her fucking ult, never whips the gun out and cherrypicks who to heal/damage boost like they have a monopoly on it. God, get fucked Mercyshitters. Luciobros never have that issue and the Zenyatta/Symmetra player is just happy no one is yelling at them.

stop forcing overwatch on everything you fucking cuck

>got 12 hours on Reinhardt because everyone immediately locks in Genji, Hanzo, McCree, Widow, Soldier etc etc and nobody wants to tank

He's fun, but god damn let me fucking play something else holy shit.

I bet you main Hanzo

Have you considered that maybe for the past 10 matches all those people were forced into needed classes and they only just then got the opportunity to lock into a class they really wanted to play for once?

I'm more important than them.

there are people on this thread that does not want to "FHEH TELEPORT BEHEND U" *Shoots Tracer on her fucking ovaries* "No tang personnellu kiddo!" *Tracer guts sprays on Pharah's face and she gets instant AIDS and DIES*

There are people who dont want to let the bodies hit the floor, HIT THE FUCKING FLOOR.

>be rein
>im the only one pushing the payload
>shields up
>the other team starts to flank me and manages to kill me every god damn time because the rest of my god damn team is playing catch with Tracer

This is ranked by the way. If people want to fuck around why don't they play in quick match.

But there is more

>start playing overwatch today ranked match
>first thing i see a teammate messaging was: "team please carry me"

Again, ranked match

What they should do is display what each person on the team contributed. Number of eliminations, number of final blows dealt, number of deaths--the whole shebang. It's there in other FPS so why shouldn't it be here? I want to see what 53% kill participation actually means. I want to see if that Hanzo/Widowmaker actually contributed. I want to see how many times the tank sacrificed themselves and ate shit on their k/d. I'd like to see what in the fuck that Mercy was doing the entire game.

But no that's toxic. They won't do that.

Sometimes I forget... plz no bully.

>shoot Tracer on her fucking ovaries

I'm lucky to get a single shot against Tracer. She's such an irritating cunt. Thinking of upping my sensitivity because I just can't keep a bead on her .

>gold damage

You know, if the enemy team has a support you're just feeding their Q

Reaper is reaching Genji/Hanzo tier of "hero who does nothing for the team" pretty quickly considering what I'm seeing so far

They know if they did good or bad. Isn't that what's important?

Not to mention when you're busy flipping your mouse around like a fucking retard trying to track her there are potentially 5 other cunts who could creep up on you.

Fucking aids character. Anyone who thinks Tracer doesn't need some kind of nerf hasn't played against legitimately good ones.

I really hope they never add it. You'll see people running around trying to inflate their stats for the end screen instead of just trying to win and play your role properly.