MERYL MARRY ME

MERYL MARRY ME

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>Johnny
>Raiden
>Kaz

Why do all japs look like blonde haired white guys in MGS games?

God this game looks so bad now

because they're americans.....

>discussing your wedding plans during a gunfight with an elite soldier unit

Guess we know she's into scatplay.

the entire MGS series is an embarrassment since 2

poor snake. he desered better.

Then they had scat fetish gorilla femdom sex

>since 1


ftfy

MG > MGS

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How did johnny become a part of this super special unit if all he does is bumble around and shit himself

He managed to not die for 10 years despite being a faceless goon that violently shits himself.

I don't think a video game has ever made me physically cringe and get goosebumps, ashamed at what I was watching.

Makes absolutely no sense in any context.

Because he had a lust to take a dump.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Propose during a firefight
>Everyone stops fighting and congratulates you both
>Secure their trust by giving them invitations
It's like you don't have a plan, user.

Did everyone clap as well?

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Because he's no rookie, he's a 10 year vet.

>love mgs 1-3
>so hype that a continuation of 2 is coming, gonna be snake saving olga's son from the AI patriots and shit
>snake is old as fuck
>okay, yeah, he ages quicker so thats understandable...
>olga's son, actually daughter, has already been saved... by a fucking cyborg raiden
>wat
>play through game, holy fuck its bad
>get to this point
>mfw

see the gif of for the answer.

How would you change the game guys?

In your head what is the best possible sequel to MGS2?

Why did you forget to put a question mark at the end of your question?

>mfw I thought MGS4 was dog shit and the worst MGS before completing the phantom shit

Snake dies during the tanker mission.

get someone else other than Shitdeo to make it

Why did all of the enemy soldiers have breasts?

I mean I get that there must be some females within that elite unit, but all of them?

But MGS4 was great. It concluded the story perfectly. Remember Ocelot? Remember the microwave room? And Olga's daughter?

Make the final boss fight take place in a locker room.

Yes, all the elite soldiers were women. Games do this a shocking amount.

See Half Life 1.

But was there a reason for it?

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And Mass Effect 3

hideo hackjima

Not really. It's done so often to imply women are more flexible and athletic to the tankish male soldiers.

Even though that's bullshit.

That's it?

I thought they were clones.

Ok thanks

Ocelot did it. I think it has something to do with him being gay.

i dont know

metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Haven_Trooper

THIS FUCKING GAME MAN!

>2008 was 18 years ago

Hey guys, was the Outer Haven ship Arsenal Gear? I can't remember

And if not why the fuck does no one reference Arsenal Gear?

Not quite user.

You're an idiot with no memory. Sorry.

Arsenal Gear was it's own thingy, the ship was a Kerykeion-class.

Where can I find porn of this?

Swap cutscenes's sections with the gameplay's ones.
No need for Popcorn anymore and i can finally enjoy the good gameplay of MGS4 instead of beign wasted thanks to the story and cutscenes.

I'm sure her penis is very feminine.

Try the internet.

HOLY FUCK THOSE SHOULDERS

At least SOMEONE GOT A HAPY ENDING

americans aren't white though

Quiet would have benefited from those muscles a lot. Especially as a naked woman.

Raiden is from Liberia

>Implying Snake Eater wasn't the best one

Not a real country.

>Kojima is in charge of trying to make emotional moments
youtube.com/watch?v=qLKT75RHEAI

Johnny is American.
Raiden is Liberian, though probably of European or American descent considering their history and his appearence.
Kaz is half American.

I like it
I can self insert as Johnny

>emotional

Oh it made me feel some emotions all right...

TPP retroactively ruins it by shoehorning Skull Face into it and undermining the atmosphere of being all alone in enemy territory. It's no longer all on you. If you fail, some burns victim and his friends will step out from behind a tree and do the mission for you.

Still one of the most cringiest things I ever experienced in a video game. Two unimportant characters proposing marriage while one shotting elites with pistols casually. Come on, man.

>Paying attention to the MGS equivalent of the expanded universe

They can store nanomachines in their uterus

It's amazing what hype does, isn't it?

I remember as if it was yesterday how everyone was talking about how amazing that game was.

Still over hyping it imo. It was OK but not some kind of revolutionary multi-player experience.

Do you mean change it so he doesn't die?

>Snake is now old enough to post on Sup Forums

Ban Kojima from using the word "nanomachines" or any other retarded shit to excuse random fantasy shit like Vamp. Remove Naomi from the entire story, add more gameplay and less cutscenes, remove octocam or balance it.

Just add VR missions, that's all it fucking needed. So many tools and there's no point in using any of them.

raiden is probably an albino nigger

I honestly love MGS4
Even if their are one or two parts I don't care for as much, the game just did so much right. The constant flashbacks to the older games was actually done very well and as Dark Souls 3 showed us, that is not always an easy task to get right. But most of the internet only focus on the negative aspects of games.
The game also handled the theme of aging better than any game I've yet to personally play. Also that final fight with Liquid Ocelot was perfect.

Kojima needed to please his fetishes

>remove the nigger arms dealer
>make the monkey the arms dealer
Drebin literally ruined the game for me