SGDQ 2016 - Hardcore Gamers ONLY

Now: Jumper Two (freeware)
Next: Celeste (freeware)
Then: Super Meme Boy (bundleware)

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youtube.com/watch?v=ecNRwO9C8MU
mattmakesgames.com/games/JumperTwo.zip
crunchyroll.com/we-without-wings-under-the-innocent-sky/episode-1-a-hypothetical-fairy-tale-573564
youtube.com/watch?v=h0C7C_vXNEY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Why does this black gentleman sound like a normal human being?

He's a race traitor

Any good memes today?

WHEN RUNESCAPE

These threads are more entertaining than the actual runs.

That's Iceplug, he's a nuclear engineer on some submarince or some shit.

Is this a meme platformer like I wanna be the guy?

Has there been any WORLD RECORDS yet?

that's very politically incorrect of you. Kinda badass, to be quite honest with you, m'lord.

>Not knowing based Iceplug

>Poor jumper was left in the dust and Super Meat Boy got all the fame

you

>
What's banned op?

>tfw no black senpai to help me speedgame

Two dudes who ran Splinter Cell Blacklist

Wait so Super Meat Boy ripped off this game?

Why didn't Matt sue?

>Perfect Dark music
wat?

This scene is the only funny scene in that whole anime

But it's very funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=ecNRwO9C8MU

SMB dev tried to say he didn't know jumper existed.

JOHN NUMBERS

>cursor on screen

>more indieshit
STOOOOOOOP PLEASE

>Greetings from Germany! Watching this while Ahmed fucks my girlfriend! Keep up the good work and save those animals!

Donating for Sivade's sweet Dustforce run. I stopped playing the game a couple years ago but I always like to see it at the GDQs.

Ogmo is in Super Meat Boy as a playable character, dude.

i've seen nothing of this meme event
any good run or cringe moment so far?

>tfw placing my mouse cursor on top of the runner's cursor just so I can think that I am holding hands with him

just end me senpai

>cuts off before the best part

eh, whatever, too lazy to find another video

>I probably won't be talking much for the rest of the game
>keeps talking

Wow this kid is a scrub.
Git gud

Nanako calmed down and began thinking of how she could fulfill this new Law as she set up for dinner.

Rise She couldn’t help but notice how Nanako’s enthusiasm was starting to evaporate away from her movements- she seemed less eager to hop quickly back and forth for the plates and forks, and actually let out a small grunt when she had to reach to get the cups for their milk.

“Nanako, have you been getting enough sleep?” Rise tilted her chubby cheeks with a little smile at what was beginning to look like her counterpart. Nanako nodded with a slight pause, her chin squishing in and out of the generous, rosy flesh around her cheeks. “I’ve been getting more sleep than ever! I go to bed at seven instead of nine now, and I take a nap after school. Why?”
“No reason! Are you as hungry as I am?” Nanako livened and nodded briskly, all her cares seemingly forgotten.
Rise stood up, her midriff’s flab dancing and setting her slightly off balance despite the new roundness and weight of her buttocks providing a counterbalance.

“Then let’s eat!”

Back to weebshit.

Wake me when the 2D-sohard-meme platformers end.

Wow this game looks so original, I've never seen anything like it!

~ANDDD A REALLL HEROOOOO~

I know.

GAME IS FREE ON HIS WEBSITE

DOWNLOAD HERE: mattmakesgames.com/games/JumperTwo.zip

>literal flash games

M e M e S

No inuki pics I'm afraid, just those 2 artists which I got from the furry shitposting during freedom planet.

this faggy sounding runner should shut up and let chocolate thunder do his thing

Just a little bit toward a good cause. Goes to runner's choice, whenever this comes through.

My suggestion? Frame the animals Kill the save.

oh shit really? fuck me that's rad

Come on, don't let me like that

Why does SGDQ still showcase indie games? This isn't a basement production anymore, they don't need to show this shovelware garbage.

>people are okay with this dogshit flash game but not Dustforce

>Indie platformer

How is this speedrunning?
He's literally just playing a flash game the way it was intended to be played?

>dogshit flash game

It literally inspired the most popular 2d platformer of the past 10 years. Kill yourself

Why are there so many of these shit games like this or boshy?

I'll shovel my ware into your ass.

>John Carmack plays Jumper two

Meme-hard games user, they're fun XD

>keeps dying
>keeps talking

The majority of these runs have just been fast lets plays.

Because they are fun to watch
Get over it

I gave my cat a bath and now it hates me. what do

This guy is a total M. He just loves getting choked

>I only like games with billion dollar budgets made my developers that I love and love me back

Reddit is that way, kiddo
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>inspired

It is made with ripped assets this game is SHIT

>Sup Forums wouldn't be able to beat this in a week
>le it's not a speedrun

Cool.

black dudes can be platformer geeks and still alpha af.
this white dude is obviously as awkward as 99% of the rest of us.

why is there a fucking mouse cursor on the screen

wish him luck, he's up next.

>cursor on screen

HOLY FUCK PLEASE MOVE IT FOR US, ICE PLUG

i like good games

back to your meems

Who actually enjoys super hard platformers?

Third time watching GDQ but first time donating! keep it up :)

250k Hype! \[T]/

lazy butt

crunchyroll.com/we-without-wings-under-the-innocent-sky/episode-1-a-hypothetical-fairy-tale-573564

15:10 onwards

HAVE A BATH

REAL HUMAN BEAN

>this is one of the easier sectors
>dies immediately

Is this the Chinese bootleg version of Super Meat Boy? O.o

Reminder that you all should be watching zfg instead of this crap

oh this is the guy that made Towerfall Ascension

nice let's play you guys are watching

It's not even difficult either.
At least dustforce was actually impressive from a skill standpoint.

>keeps saying it's not hard
>dies
>says this is easy
>dies
>says he's not gonna talk to concentrate
>dies
>keeps talking
>dies

>Gonna go so fast you won't even see him
>immediately see him not even five seconds later

You guys are just proving youre not actually watching the run.
He already explained that he moves his mouse cursor to the next spot each level so he can just click.

Autists

He pre-positions it to be over the next continue button

Yeah, but they'll always be black.

youtube.com/watch?v=h0C7C_vXNEY

>tfw no zfg this year
I just wanted to be comfy

Why is there never an Osu! exhibition at these things?

That's Edmund McMillen, you moron.

what

playing or watching?

i enjoy both

There's literally fucking nothing worth watching today. Is there?

Can you speedrun Gravity Rush? Remastered is cheap on PSN

>flash games

Haha wowie great speedrun HoO BOy loving this run hahaha I love it man, simply grand, loving this run dude I'm really liking this run haha, HahA weeeeeeeeeew lad I'm liking this run my man, great stuff my dude tHiS run IS GRE A T Tbh man, haha I'M LOVIN' IT! good run my dude, now this is what I call speedrunning, HEEHEHE cool run bro cool run

shoutout to indie game maker games. I could never beat jumper 2, amazing to see it done so quickly. looking forward to momodora later too. and then at the next gdq, maybe we'll see another certain game maker game too (smiley face)

SAVE the animals.

>not touching cursors

>didn't shoop the strap or use boob tape
pic ruined

I'd like to see a 1001 spikes speed run.

Keep bathing it. Eventually it might not be a pussy about it.

Wario World tomorrow morning is the next thing I wanna see

correct, that's why i'll spend the day watching you

Ok I don't know how they screen these runners, but they seriously need to start taking how annoying their voice/commentary/personality is into account. At least for the people running shit at primetime, holy fuck