What do these four have in common Sup Forums?

What do these four have in common Sup Forums?

They are dragons?

Not playable in Smash?

Autistic fanbases?

they all have delicious cakes

Highly demanded for a roster in some form

They're wanted by the fans, but ignored by the devs.

What do I win?

THEY'RE TOO BIG

At least K. Rool got a Mii costume.

Highly expected characters that never saw light of day.

Come to think of it, Linebeck would be fucking awesome ine Hyrule Warriors.

N E V E R F O R G E T

They're characters that are popular within Nintendo fanbases that said people want to see in certain crossovers/non-canon spinoffs

you can add this guy to the list, but i think Sakurai's gonna crack and eventually add him in a future smash. He wants it (according to an itnerview from February), the fans want it, i think itll happen

Why did Geno explode with 20+ years of popularity, but not Mallow

They are too large for smash?

They're big guys

They are all meme characters and should be locked away forever.

They're too big

Mallow's a whiny fat baby who also can't physical attack

Meanwhile Geno is a gun using "Heh, nothing personal kid" who teleports behind you for MUH 9999.

you forgot isaac and geno

>fat

He's poofy.

>implying Sakurai will work on the next Smash

> 64
"This is my last Smash."
> Melee
"This is my last Smash."
> Brawl
"This is my last Smash."
> Smash 4
"This is my last Smash."
> Smash 5
???
He's going to make it.

there's always hyrule warriors nx

there's already another fat nintendo character who was in many more games.

i'm not really sure if i want sakurai to do the next smash to be honest. maybe we'll finally get some interesting characters like ridley if he quits.