The last MALE character you played as is raising you as a single father

>The last MALE character you played as is raising you as a single father
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>Oddjob
Hopefully I'm running around and killing people with fedoras.

SWAT member in CSGO

I guess it'll be cool.

the last male character I played as was a pokemon which is weird i guess

I'm basically and orphan.

>DOOMGUY
well idk senpai, maby a lot of rip and tear and demons i guess.

I wonder how this is gonna turn out.

I guess I'm Robin now.

I FUCKING KNEW I SHOULDN'T PLAY FALLOUT 4 GODDAMMIT THAT GAME IS FUCKING ME OVER IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS FUCK THAT GAME

>Alex Kidd
I have no idea.

I imagine I have to wear a mask and be trained in spanish ninja arts.

How does it look, Sup Forums?

>HUUUHNH
>It was okay, I got an A on my test!
>HUUUHNH
>Yeah, sure. When's dinner?
>UGH UGH UGH HEAURRRGHHH

Thanks for buying my game but please stop telling lies

Id have Ken as my dad, so atleast Id be rich.

>Dan
At least I'll grow up with some form of self defense.

>Big Boss

I've always wanted this.

>bloodborne

Probably decent before the hunt. Normal victorian england life.

either really cool or really not cool (dead)

is it wrong to have sexual thoughts about your father?

I can't read chinkinese so I have no idea what his personality is like but I think he'll teach me how to pilot a robot.

yno

Can I be his dad instead?

My mc is a master edgelord , so I guess I'll just turn out the same

>Asura
I'm down with the sickness.

>spelunky Jones
We go out digging holes in the garden and digging up tin cans, also he teaches me whip tricks and it's pretty rad

Hopeful I guess?

>Playtime's over!

you'll inherit the power of the wildcard user

>master edgelord

mothafucka you even play the game? MC's cool as shit

>Doomguy
I don't think he has time for raising me.

looks like I win lads gg

>Corrin
He will leave me in the deep realms until i'm old enough to battle alongside him

>dad, please, at least take off the ha-
>QUE PASA, SENOR?
>DAD

Thank you father

>discuss manliness every day

I don't make any mistakes and nothing bad ever happens. Pretty good.

...

>Geralt
I have a 9/10 chance of being dead from the mutations alone

>good hunter
I might grow up to be an edgy cunt, but at least I'll look suave as hell with all the fedoras
Just please don't let it be black squid version of a good hunter

>implying you both wouldn't be crying about your mom and then talking about manliness

can I molest my dad

You speak motorcycle?

>Balrog
Fuck yeah Imma bout to get fuckin paid

>Balrog is actually like one of the 5 or so characters raisong kids in the series

Nice

>Ganondorf

I guess i have a vendetta againts hyrule in the past for killing my dad
In the future probably i was a sub-boss in ganon's tower

Or dorf himself kill me
Or throwed into the gerudo rape dungeon

>The guy from Downwell
I have no idea.

Either having fun with heist with papa hog and uncle Junkrat or my dad is in prison

I too had Big Boss. But guys leta be honest. He would'nt be around. You'd grow up with babysitters and nanny's all your life

But on your 18th birthday he'd arrive and say "Kept you wa8ing huh?"

This is very very bad

You and me both

At least my dad's not a door!

What happened to Stocke's face?

>my monster hunter
He takes me to kill a lot of shit and teaches me how to fashion them into clothes and tools.

You spend most of your time in your room and only get let out to fight other neighborhood kids.

Uhhh, well I immagine it'd be entertaining to hear him nagging at me.

>Mercenary from RoR
I imagine it's hard since he's squishy as fuck

I'm gonna have the coolest technology to play with and wield a fuckin battle axe until I get swarmed by skaven and ripped apart before his eyes.

my slayer from toukiden

i hope i get ss'd by hatsuho or nagi

I want to cuddle my dad.

D... Dad?

I'm fucked.

Not when he looks like that.

>Dead Rising 2: OTR

Not too different, aside from the profession

god damn how good this looks on thumbnail and how shitty in full size

Better learn some bullet patterns

I can imagine Junkrat actually being a really good dad. It'd be fun as fuck regardless.

He's always playing with the toilet paper when i have to shit

Yew Genealogia. He doesn't seem like he'd be a bad foster father. He seems like he'd be responsible, and he'd teach me a lot. (If he raises me here, he'll surely be diligent in learning about my world).

Also he's kind of presented as being a "smart" or vaguely nerdy guy, and I'd like that. The people I've always identified with are like that, so we'd get on.

Of course, I'm naturally inclined to be a lot angrier/moody than he is, so that would be a point of conflict as I grew up.

>Those noses

Dammit I really wanted to like this picture

Why would we cry about Jun?

>Fear is the mindkiller

The last game I played was CK2.
So i'm the end result of a 300 yearlong breeding program, raised by my father to become a master statesman, fighter, and spy?My father promptly dies to his cousins plot when i'm 14, and I must fight a civil war to retake my throne.

Might as well call me Paul Atreides
at this point.

>Corrin

So I'm going to get thrown into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and only get to see my parents once every few years when they feel like giving a fuck about me?

Pretty horrible desu, at least I get to be a bitching deer dragon though

>Leon Kennedy

He's basically never home, and when he does come back he tells me he has to go out again soon to hunt for some Asian poon. Fridge is also full of fucking eggs and fish.

Brilliant timing user.

He may be a manlet, but he beat the most powerful beings in the world to death with his bare hands, only to sacrifice himself for the greater good. I'd says that's a good role model.

Well its wet and fishy... my dad is fizz.

On the upside he might teach you his moves and you'll be good at delivering one-liners.

Couldn't be any more fitting

Well, I'm male, so I guess I'll have to take the Trial of Grasses. 30% survival rate, here I come.

HOLY SHIT MY DAD IS AWESOME

Sengoku Basara 3 Nobunaga

I'd be dead by now, I think.

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TIME FOR THE FINALE

>can't remember the last game I played

he got punched in the face and his nose swelled up

I don't play as male characters because I am not a faggot.

How badass is my dad?

>Joel

Will literally protect me from everything to keep me safe. Clearly best dad.

Would Kapkan make a good father?

He'll show up to beat the shit out of you to "train" you.

couldn't protect his daughter though

>CJ from SA
Well, he would actually be pretty cool to have as a dad. At least I know he would always have my back.

Sweet, I'm a fucking jedi

couldnt protect his daughter though

Shit, forgot about that. I'm just going to be emotional baggage for his adopted son.

Welp, it looks like I'm gonna be an idol.

>Cristiano Ronaldo

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