TFW Pokemon Go is not available in your country

>TFW Pokemon Go is not available in your country.

My only hope to keep living has just die.

Instala la apk pendejo.

it's been a day and it already has 50m downloads
what

>search pokemon go apk on google
>profit

Instala mi vergota en tu culito pinche maricon

Sideload it you technologically illiterate twat

Does this work with android roms?

Not everyone lives in the US you fuck. Get your head out of your ass.

canada fucking when

"mil" is beanspeak for thousand

I read that so wrong. I'm sorry. LOL

Además de pendejo, joto.

Do you live in a large city? No? Then you're fucked, swim across a lake or walk thru the woods to get to the store fuck you. Yes? have fun getting shot by some nigger trying to get that tangela.

Or spend like a few hundred to just win automatically like every other objectively shit mobile game

kill yourself redditard

If I go the the cemetery can I catch a gengar?

pornkemon

>tfw rivers, woods, caves, city center and industry estate within easy walking distance

Do I have to challenge Pope Fransico to catch Arceus?

no but you can find Hypno near kindergartens

You need to climb Mt Everest to find him brah

>Pokemon was in a police station
>They had to keep turning people away that wandered and tried to catch it

This game is hilarious

Gracias por el consejo.

pls canada ;c

I have a Australian Apple ID
Username: [email protected]
Password: PokemonGo1
Download it that way.

Dont worry about it, the game is shit