Kirby themed cafe opening apparently

Kirby themed cafe opening apparently

Can any weebs translate this

twitter.com/hal_laboratory/status/750887053970149376

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/KirbyCafeJP
kirbycafe.jp/
kirby.nintendo.com/planet-robobot/robobot-yourself/
youtube.com/watch?v=zjyKfSkAN5E
youtube.com/watch?v=i1ZFZw_j3k8
youtube.com/watch?v=KjFaq2rueKs
youtube.com/watch?v=UimIrTjuvfE
youtube.com/watch?v=B5JiS0l-eUk
youtu.be/ok295z8vU3Q
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

You don't have google translate?

It's going to last a year

I want to go there.

This reminds of an Episode of Kirby: Right Back at Ya in which everyone is brainwashed by a monster cook think Kirby was sorbet.

IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO MAKES A THEMED RESTAURANT

if they dont serve bubblegum ice cream with 2 black sprinkles on it, they fucked up

>Themed restaurants
I just remembered Nintendo was actually considering doing that

Official twitter and site
twitter.com/KirbyCafeJP
kirbycafe.jp/

I NEED IT

Kirby Love Hotel when

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>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to explore the universe
But born just in time to see a Kirby cafe open, and close without you ever visiting or being able to visit

is this legit or fanart?

So am I supposed to eat it like Kirby eats?

>you will never go to this cafe

I will go to it and make sure to drool while I eat.

>You will never eat here

Barely know more than kana, so no description translations, but the names are really easy, since they're all kana. From top-left to bottom-right:
>Kirby Crepe
>Melon Juice Float (literally Puka Puka Melon Juice; puka puka is the onomatopoeia for something floating)
>Kirby Hotcake
>Kirby Parfait
>Star Rod Bread
>Kirby Latte
>Hamburger Set
>Candy (Lollipops)
>Kirby Donut
>Macaroon Berry Cake

OH GOVENEER I SAY WE HAVE OURSELVES SOME GRUB

WHAT SAY YOU MITE

BLIMEY

>you will never get the chance to go to this cafe

HAAAAAAAAAAATE

>waddle dee's wrapper is his bandana

CUTE

>No Pep Brew, Maxim Tomato, or Invincible Candy as menu items

JUST

>you will never eat cute Kirby-themed food
>you will never go to the cafe

Man I'd like to have one here in the states, though.

Even if it's, say, just an expansion to Nintendo's store in New York. That would probably be the best way to operate one here.

oh man i don't even know what I would want

>mfw they open a sister store in their US theme parks

>maxim tomato
>literally just a tomato
Yea, what a wasted opportunity they didn't go with that

>no Strawberry Cake
>no Superspicy Curry
>no Rainbow Drops

>still no Yoshi Candy or Cookies

>once we're all dead

An Excellent Idea

>their US Theme parks
what now

>Pepsi
>a tomato
>generic candy
>not realizing it's literally Kirby themed

It's obviously fan art.

Nintendo struck a deal with Universal Studios

>implying they're going to make an amusement park in the West and not just slap Nintendo props at the ride Universal Studios reskins the most

Don't forget the mint leaves for minty-fresh breath.

Wait, they're not mint leaves, they're baked yams.

kirby.nintendo.com/planet-robobot/robobot-yourself/

looks like a lemon

Yes, there is no way to present tomato dishes with a maxim theme. Say, a delicious stuffed tomato dish with an M colored on with edible paint would never fly.

Universal studios fucking sucks as a theme park, 90% are the rides are the "EPIC 4D EXPERIENCE" thing where you sit in a chair that bounces up and down while you watch a shitty movie for 3 minutes.

ROBOBOT YOURSELF
kirby.nintendo.com/planet-robobot/robobot-yourself/
!!!

Hey the Nintendo love hotels and capcom bar and grills are still around, I don't see why the nips wouldn't be all over this, especially if they make fucken pink sponge cakes, nips would be all over that shit

>a delicious stuffed tomato dish
It's a fucking sweets cafe, not a restaurant.

But what if the M is grilled on?

It was okay the dozen times Namdai or Squeenix have done it, so I'm not surprised it's okay now.

They never said that you retard. It's just referred to as a regular cafe.

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Capcom has a winery too

Capcom has a winery too

It says that Kirby Cafe will open in August for a limited time (specifically, a seasonal thing, but it doesn't state when it was over). It also said that they plan to sell special Kirby Cafe original goods.

>Go inside
>They're playing gentle piano versions of Chef Kawasaki's theme, Gourmet Race, etc

They're selling a hamburger meal.

This is bringing me great pain knowing I won't be able to be there when it opens.

Did i do it right

For a second I thought that puddle of tears was a dildo

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Go deeper

>original goods
fug this makes me sad I won't be able to go

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Piano renditions are always nice to hear. Post music you want to hear when you enter the Kirby Cafe.

youtube.com/watch?v=zjyKfSkAN5E
youtube.com/watch?v=i1ZFZw_j3k8
youtube.com/watch?v=KjFaq2rueKs
youtube.com/watch?v=KjFaq2rueKs
youtube.com/watch?v=UimIrTjuvfE

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Amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=B5JiS0l-eUk

I don't think we can go any deeper

like a little kirby matryoshka

Is this the Gurren Lagann video game?

youtu.be/ok295z8vU3Q

WHEN
H
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I need all of this

you shut your whore mouth

>magolor
I NEED IT.

I want that Marx so bad.

Pretty odd choice for a franchise that very rarely breaks two million sales.

Maybe someone wanted to open a café and needed a niche and Kirby was the cheapest Nintendo IP.

>That Magolor
>That Beetle Kirby
I NEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIT

He's popular enough in Japan

Game sales don't really matter to this, he's cute and marketable and japan eats that shit up, not to mentioned seasonal themed cafes are really common there, you see them for just about everything, and they can afford to make them since its only a limited time

>Cheapest Nintendo IP
>Not Metroid
>Not Star Fox
>Not F-Zero
>Not Fire Emblem
>Not Earthbound
>Not you get the idea

Kirby eats a lot
Kirby is cute

Figured it was understood that it had to have some market value as well. They'd lose customers if they called it F-Zero Café instead of just Café.

WELP
Time to go to go to Japan for a Kirby cafe.

>magolor
>patches of borb and waddle dee
>marx

MY WALLET CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT HAL

THEY DONT HAVE RELEASE DATES
ALL THE OTHERS DO BUT MAGOLOR AND MARX, WHAT IF THEY ARE ONLY AT THE CAFE

I want the jester so badly.

I WILL PAY UPWARDS OF 50 DOLLARS FOR MAGALOR, MY LITTLE SISTER LOVES HIM
I ALSO FUCKING LOVE MARX AND WILL KILL FOR THOSE PLUSHES

How do I get more kirby merch

Borb nendo when

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>my little sister loves him
It's okay user, this is a nonjudgmental Kirby thread. You can admit it's for you.

Is that your collection? If so, then tell me your secrets on how you've managed to obtain them?

I FUCKING LOVE BOTH AND IT PAINS ME TO SEE META KNIGHT NO.21 AND KIRBY NO.42 AND WADDLE DEE NO.800 BEFORE THEM. DEDEDE, WADDLE DOO, AND CHEF KAWAZKI WERE GODSENDS. ALSO THE FACT THERE'S NO BANDANA DEE IS WEIRD

How did she react to his supposed "death" and the reveal that he's actually fine?

>live in Japan
>see this
Oh boy, I hope it's in Tokyo so that I can go.

But user, Magalor is a little manipulative shit who didn't deserve to live through the ass whooping he got. I wouldn't want a plush of him anywhere near me.

She was really sad that he was the final boss, and that she had to kill him. Then she was happier than ever to see him alive in Dream Collection

back then Star Fox use to be outselling every Kirby game

that immediately stopped when Assault marked the first time Star Fox stop selling past a million

i'm not using VGchartz as a source either.

couldnt you just take a train

does it matter where it is if you live there?

Oh god, what the fuck.
A few weeks ago, I had a dream that I was browsing a Kirby thread on Sup Forums which is fucking pathetic
It was this exact thread. Post for post, I specifically remember the pic in this post Did Nightmare mess with the Fountain of Dreams again or something

Because I'm not going to take a train all the way there if it's in Kansai or something. No cafe is worth that amount of money. It's just a cafe, and this is coming from a huge Kirby fan.

will we ever get another main Kirby game as hype as KPR again?

>little manipulative shit who didn't deserve to live through the ass whooping he got
Same can be said about Marx

>tfw dont know moonspeak

>tfw dont have any desire to visit japan because 6'5", cant speak moonspeak, and will be considered a fucking weird ass giant there

i just want some cute kirby food, jdimsa