Even Ubisofts "good" games are fucking sloppy and shitty

Even Ubisofts "good" games are fucking sloppy and shitty.

>tfw replaying the other day

what's your favorite mission, lads? I like the Asian one myself.

>dat bathhouse

so comfy.

>PS2 version

Ninjas? What do you mean, there is no such thing as ninjas!

>what's your favorite mission, lads?
Bank for sure.
That music made it.

FOr some reason i have every version of splinter for every platform except blacklist. And i'm not even that big of a fan of the series they are just really cheap on amazon. The ds version is very weird but impressive for what the ds could do.

Bank. Sadly the game went downhill from there, it becomes so fucking linear and unimaginative

I agree with these niggas, bank was amazing.

explain how it's sloppy. I thought it was pretty well designed and several modern games have started to copy it.

>bank
>hardest difficulty
>no kills
>no knockouts
>no evidence you were ever there
>comfiest experience ever

Is the triology collection worth buying?

Yes

>Those laser rooms where you need a guard's body to get by them
>No KO run has you tiptoe behind a guard walking through the lasers
Goddamn that was fun.

The humor was pretty good in the game too.

>Grab a guy
>Interrogate him
>"WOW! I'm going to be killed by a real ninja!"
>No no I just wan-
>"WOW! I can not believe it this is so cool! Can you do it with your blowpipe?!"

ezpz

if i recall i just dropped down into the glass security room from the AC vents. pretty sure you could avoid following the guy

yeah bank is literally the best heist mission of any game ever prove me wrong. also getting all optional objectives

>tfw they replaced Michael ironside with some random fag

I don't care if the voice "didn't fit"

that's the voice sam has. deal with it.

not sure how the first two hold up.

double agent (original xbox version) is pretty good too. but I wouldn't go out of my way to play it.

ordering one of those through the mail cost me about 10,000 dollars. they had to get a dozen guys and a forklift and lift it out of a truck.

>claim they cant have same voice because they need new actor to do motion capture
>implying this isn't an excuse for Jewbisoft not wanting to pay Ironside what he's worth and went with some faggot instead

Ironside retired from the role. BECAUSE HES OLD AS FUCK.

>playing western shit

...

go back to your containment board newfag.

he was too old to read a script? was he retarded already?

whats wrong boy?
calling you out on being a degenerate faggot struck a nerve?

You need to go back.

no

I always hated how short Splinter Cell games were.


And they always seemed to end so abruptly

>ps2

Fuck off Ken-Sama.