How were you supposed to know to jump into the paintings?

How were you supposed to know to jump into the paintings?

You were supposed to jump into the painting? I just ran around the castle alot as a kid.

What if Zelda was a girl?

3D games scared the shit out of me when they came out so I never beat it.

just realized that mario was influenced by the painting of arianis in dark souls to do the jumping in paintings thing

What if Jesus was black?

Reasoning skills. If you ran into the painting it jiggled around, so you would think touching it gives you a reaction. So, naturally, you assume jumping at it would do something more significant

They ripple like water when you get near them.

Ok real talk.

How were you supposed to know to shoot at this corner of the wall?

or you could just talk to toad.

It tells you to in the name of the mission

No one talked to Toad. Most people I know didn't even realize he was there at first

"Blast Away The Wall"

How were you supposed to know how to start a scuttlebug jamboree?

How were you supposed to figure out the solution to the stairway puzzle? Is this even hinted at in-game?

What if God was one of us?

You could see a line from certain angles.

How were you supposed to half-press the A button?

>tfw almost figured this out myself

I'm so glad this made Mario 64 relevant again, if only for a little while.

When you could see a line tear between the actual structure and the breakable polygon

When you turn around, there are three signs tacked on the wall telling you about jumping into paintings.

How were you supposed to know Metroid could crawl?

I've only been able to pull off the stair glitch once in my life.

Never managed to do the bunny glitch.

I mean, life goes on, but that still sucks pretty hard

How were you supposed to pass Watch for Rolling Rocks with just a 0.5A press?

He was an arab jew do the math user

I finally know what the filename "Mario Speedrun" in the filename threads means now.

How were you supposed to know to go back to where you started?

Toad tells you at the beginning there's worlds inside the paintings.

I dont know why but I got way further in tonic trouble and some rugrats game (but never beat either because I lost the memory cartridge) than I ever did in sm64. I must have been a megatard or something

You sub-human niggers need to get good