What gamer tattoo are you going to get

what gamer tattoo are you going to get

None because tattoos are a turnoff.

This one.

I already have one
Next up is Gales Atma brand.

>Xitpoints
What a fucking shit choice for a font

Mario crawling out of my ass.

Check your priv shitlord.

It will be funny when he dies.

>fat roll around her glasses

>any tattoos
>your life has gone so far down the drain you inject ink into your skin to feel either special, loved, or edgy
Sorry, I have dignity.

>getting tattoos
>ever
lol no

>Sorry, I have dignity.
Yet here we are, posting on a video game board.

Xitpoints

rate my tatoo lads

>tattoos
degenerates

>beat this guy up for an hour
>he's barely twitching anymore
>still has full HP
life really is shit game

nice

Why would you want some shitty generic image etched into your skin?

Vampire shit's a bit played out these days isn't it?

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None.
You see, My father was a tattoo artist, and he made sure to remind me to never desecrate my skin with such pointless bullshit that no one but myself would ever care about, He compared it to a model train set, in which you know that no one but you will ever even think about such a pointless thing, especially not enough to care about it, but it's the fact that there is a chance you can get someone besides yourself to feign interest in it long enough to validate yourself that made people pay him for his art permanently put on their skin every single day so he could afford to support our family.

Well that and i'm not fucking autistic.

Ive been thinking about getting the Hitman logo tattooed on my arm for sometime now, or the ICA logo like the one in the pic. Honestly the only game I play all the time is Hitman, and I'm quite adapt at it. I play on purist at all times and get silent assassin every mission (except the gun shop mission where I have to retrieve my silverballers, which has a bug that can only be completed with veteran). I'm also thinking about the barcode tattoo on the back of my head as well.

>his last will reads: "When I die, have the red hearts on my tattoo removed"

i know this is bait but holy shit someone actually got a life is strange tattoo. what a faggot.

reminds me of the subreddit for LIS where a bunch of dudes would cosplay as chloe and compliment eachother on their costumes

Why the fuck would he get that?

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I like trains.

You can't get silent assassin on missions where u dont have a target

>then
>then

>Well that and i'm not fucking autistic.
you sure buddy? because you seem to have mixed up the URL bar there, this is Sup Forums, not your blogspot

Are those eczema scars?

in his place I'd just get a full arm tattoo that covers this shit up

I know that, but in general I'm saying.

Also when I play Blood Money I always play professional and get Silent ASsassin on every mission except the first training mission which is HARD as fuck

Thinking about getting a genderbend Sans on my forearm

>getting a coloured tattoo that will only stay relevant for 5 years

Im getting a tattoo of Godzilla

>can't even get silent assassin on Death of a Showman
>Contemplates getting a Hitman tattoo
>baka

No Autismo

holy shit what an idiot

Never. Tattoos are for attention whores. They only one I might even think about getting is the Triforce of Courage on my left hand.

This one.

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Us nerds huh

The crest of silvermoon combined with my national flag of macedonia in the shape of an eagle across my back, so that when i flex my lats the wings extend.

This is the one and only tattoo i would ever get. But it's a very long term project i haven't fully committed too yet. I plan to design it myself.

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that shit aint actually half bad

why an idiot? you probably cant even get 1 silent assassin rating on purist mode anyway jealous of my skills? I think so.

Loooolzzz iiiMmmmMm such a neeerrd eeeecccckkksss dddddeeee ggguuuiiiisee

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Autism gives you scars? huh.

>Hello i'm here for the Job Interview

>That text
>Ever red

Triggered.

He should have taught you the difference between a comma and a period.

King of Chinatown is the easiest mission to get a Silent Assassin Purist.

>that short essay
>not autistic

Sure buddy.

Good tattoo, but shit tattoo

>Gut it refused.

seems about right.

I'm thinking about that one but without the words. I just like the symbolism.

I want to tattoo this in the forearm saying

"what man is a man who does not make the world better"

And maybe the Claw thing on the witcher 3 logo, on the back of the neck like Guts brand

No it isn't. I assume you're talking about the car alarm method, but that method is highly dangerous and you get caught sneaking around 98.9% of the time. The only way to surely get a silent assassin on that level is the back way, but I won't reveal my secrets to you.

I want people like pic related and OP to approve of me.

It's so inspiring that you got a scribble on your arm from an art major.

I'm talking about the fish method. Just crouch by the market girl guarding the fuji fish, then walk away and wait for the cook guarding The King's meal to poison it. Works every time in less than 10 minutes if you don't get caught.

>symbolism
What does it symbolize?

you are an idiot

don't bother with that dude man, his autism is off the charts

nice trips btw

Hey user, you leave trains out of this.
They're pretty cool to look at around the Christmas tree

Yes.

Already got the sixth house symbol.

Why? It works every time and I've never been caught. Also, you forgot to check my trips

I know a guy who has triangles on his hands and he gets laid all the time because girls think it makes him cool.

Caddicarus is that you?

R8

my autism? It is a known fact you cannot play Hitman with autism because in order to figure out the A.I's patterns you have to be aware of pattern behavior, AI's are not just machines that detect movement like the Sentinels in Matrix. AIs in Hitman move much like people, this means an autistic person would not be able to measure the precise distances and dimensions involved with human movement.

that trips was luck

Surprisingly enough triangles or some in-game language/symbol are the least retarded tattoos compared to normie tattoos. Fuck... my pain meds are wearing off

Nah soz bro

> AI's are not just machines that detect movement like the Sentinels in Matrix

that's exactly what they are

Our lack of free will

fag8

Your daddy gave you good advice

>I hacked Sup Forums to give me trips

R8

>npc:s are just like real living people guize
>not autistic

post timer scripts used to exist

fag8

This is mine, first tattoo and I like it. It's not too obvious and it's from one of my favourite games