Finally. Nintendo invented a mobile game that will kill people literally because they care more about finding imaginary creatures instead of their own safety. I can't wait for the slew of news story that'll come crashing down of autists being hit in car accidents or stepping out in traffic or getting shot trespassing. It's going to be glorious.
At least this way maybe they can lose a few pounds while they're at it.
I hope PoGo ends up killing you, OP.
Mobile games and mobile posters are (literal) CANCER. Phones were a mistake
>doesn't browse 4cock while in the bathroom
>while also at work
>all pokeautists die
similar app with mlp when
>Normies like Pokemon too y'know
/r9k/ is going to celebrate
>Hanging out with some pals last night
>We all download this and start running around the area like retards
>Encounter not one, not two but three separate cars of people yelling at us that they're also looking for Pokemon
>See several more cars of people throughout the night that did interact with us, but were on the app
This was the most normie activity I had engaged in for what felt like years.
i thought the range was a huge radius around your character, what the fuck? it requires you to go the extra 3 feet right into traffic to catch a pokemon? you can't reach it from the sidewalk?
Im posting from my phone
Natural selection works in mysterious ways.
What? How do you lose all self-control for a mobile game? Like miitomo, this shit will last about a month and everyone will move on to the next big fad. No reason to kill yourself for it.
I hope people die because of this.
Nips finally getting revenge for Hiroshima. Good on them.
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One faggot went to the ghetto and got stabbed and mugged cause of this game
What a fucking cunt. She could of caused a accident.
Who cares, it'll make for some funny news article screencaps that I can use possibly for filename threads
You aren't that retarded are you? To believe a fake story?
there is an Eevee in the projects should i go for it?
except that was a fake article
it's the persons fault for being stupid not nintendo
why the fuck would people play this when it only has the shitty original 151?
They need to get sued. This app was a mistake.
This
Reminds me of the guy dying while planking. They get what they deserve
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Fuck off and lurk more idiot. That's not how you use greentext. Anyone who still plays pokemon is autistic or underage.
Fucking sick of people in their 20s being proud to be caught up in fads for kids games. This whole generation is fucking infantile.
>shitty original 151
Underaged autists of neo-Sup Forums, everyone.
>what's wrong with how he was greentexting?
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>l-lurk m-m-m-more b-b-baka
ahahaha cuck
>he's a cuck
oh sorry that i don't like the gen with magnets, upside down pokeball, a pile of sludge and a fire dragon
But your wrong.
>I only play mature video games
Because you're so mature and a bastion of wisdom and manly adult-ness as you post on Sup Forums's video game board.
What pompous ass.
Fucking sick of people in their 20s being proud to be caught up in fads for kid's internet sites. This whole generation is fucking infantile.
>instead of taking my lunch beak
Yeah like you were gonna do fucking anything but sit there and flick around on your fucking phone for 30 minutes.
Which team is the least popular? I have yet to see a Yellow-controlled gym.
Maybe now I'll run into the perfect girl and make her my gf while we both try to hunt Pokemon.
The pain never stops.
you guys are just refreshing sites non stop until someone gets killed by pokemon huh?
>Nintendo
This is not a Nintendo you fucking moronic cuck
How many times do you fuckers need to have this explained to you?
Please don’t use this fun game as a platform to spread the mental illness that is religion. It’s already offensive enough that almost every church is a gym, meaning they are places that need to be visited in order to grow in the game.
>nintendo
>pokemon
Pick one. Nintendo has nothing to do with this game. Why do so many retards think Nintendo own Pokemon?
>ingress
>nip
>shitposter on Sup Forums
>calling other people immature
> magnets
But the magnetic force is natural though!
> upside down pokeball
Bitch I bet you haven't even touch any RPG other than Gen 6, have you? It's called a "Mimic", it's supposed to be based on treasure in a game.
> pile of sludge
At least it's naturally created sludge. Human trash, man made chandelier and MUH ICE CREAM isn't natural, faggot.
> fire dragon
If you're not hating it because it's overrated, than fucking kill yourself for having shit taste.
Pokemon is owned by three companies one of them is Nintendo
You're so upset. Doesn't explain why they took five leaves, ripped the lips off Poliwag and stuck the leaves to its fucking head.
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