This is your bisexual bartender for tonight

This is your bisexual bartender for tonight.

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Give me something to sober me up.

Why do I know the sexuality of my bartender?

Because she can't shut up about her ex gf.

yes, I'd like some JUSTICE!

I want to commit a crime

Sorry, she doesn't serve underage drinkers.

Game was surprisingly good
I only finished it because I watched my gf play it, but I enjoyed it

This is your cocktail trivia for tonight.

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I'd like a new bartender please, this one is broken.

Get me a big Zen Star

>This is your bisexual bartender for tonight.

My ex gf was bisexual.

I miss her so much. ; _ ;

OWNED NORMIE SCUM

i want a gf so bad holy shit

>bisexual slut
>not pure lesbian
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Don't worry, I will.

>Implying I don't think about it on a regular basis and struggle to find motivate to even eat.

Jokes on you, normie scum!

well I dont know why im in a bar because i think alcohol is nasty.. so can i have mountain dew

Still no Alma fanarts? Still, this is well done.

Dem legs hmmmmmmmmm
Also, isn't Jill a femlet?

>Likes Mountain Dew
>Think you know what nasty is

summer

>Thinking all alcohol is nasty
How's being under 21 going for you?

I want a Big Bad Touch from Jill!

Not him, but I dislike it because burning it puts in my nose reminds me of some nasty ass chemicals that I used to work with, which puts me off.
I like girly drinks though, because I don't get that association with them.

>Catherine
>VA-11 HALL-A
>Jill being chased up nightmare block towers by a giant horny Dorothy

Fund it.

well you're right not all alchohol.. i had tequila when i went to mexico.. it was amazing

Why does their sexual preference make a differance?

I really like the premise and the art in this, but I'm almost certain the writing will piss the fuck out of me.
Tackling sexual themes in a videogame was never done well and I can't imagine a fetish-fuel fest will do it well either.

Post excellent drinks in this fucking thread.

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Game's dumb

You're dumb

>Implying VNs are games.

gays are gross

you've summed up quite well why I'm also reluctant to try this out

Grow the fuck up

dumb phoneposter

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No can do, friend. I can however, give you a (pfff...) Bad Touch.

How the fuck would you know if i am posting from a phone?

Shut up, dumb phoneposter.

Something something seventeen.

Prove that i am posting from a phone

And how does that make her bisexual? What if she's a homo?

Shut up!

post a picture and you prove that you aren't

Why was she laughing at bad touch again?

>makes a claim and cant prove it
>starts shouting instead

>dont play this game for a couple of days because busy week
>game expects me to remember obscure drivia because that one slut cant order a drink without some fucking da vinci code riddle

The burden of proof is on him he made the claim

the fact that you're acting defensive as fuck is good enough proof to me, fuckboy

No really shut up

not necessarily

Yes.

>All alcohol is bad
>mountain dew
Mods please

Stop that right now!
Don't bap the itty bitty botty any more or I'll kick your ass, user!

I'M GOING TO MARRY SEI!

>He hasn't met the fedora yet

If you thought the catgirl was bad with that shit, just you wait.

Her smile is mine to protect.

Has anyone ever been actually successful with a bartender??

What did you guys think of this game?

I really enjoyed it myself

Did you ever faked a orgasm?

>playing with filter

wew laddie

That's cool, I'm going to marry Stella.

>not playing fullscreen with scanlines for maximum comfy immersion

Get me a glass of water

Miki > Dana > Dorothy > Deal and No Deal > Stella > Sei > literal shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Streaming-chan

>She screams Honey~ the entire time
I would totally play that

This pic isn't accurate at all, she lives in a mansion with servants

Why does Streaming-chan remind me of this stupid masochist bitch?

You don't visit /dangeru/ or look around the various sites people post art online obviously.

That said there's not much of Alma unfortunately, but here, this one showed up today.

Holy shit is KIRA!!! MIKI!!!!!! tall or what?

Take a guess.

if you respond to this Galil you will have a girlfriend/boyfriend in 6 months

>Sei
Shit taste, easily the least interesting character

Hasn't happened in 31 years, what makes you think some anime slut would change that?

Galil a shit.
SIG a best.
My raifu > your raifu.

Maybe you'll finally kill yourself and find a gf in 2d heaven

The overly excited and positive attitude?
The constant attention whoring?
The complete lack of shame?

user was probably thinking of Mountain Dew (TM), the sodapop, rather than mountain dew, aka moonshine.

>all these nerds with vintage CRTs
>no one's plugged this game into one for the pinnacle of '90s retro VN comfy

> I can't imagine a fetish-fuel fest will do it well either.
Nani? This game isn't even close to that. The most sexual it gets is Jill bringing up a past relationship for spoilerish reasons. Oh right. Somehow I forgot the android who is a sex worker, but she really only talks about it if you get her drunk.

I mean, the first day the first two people you talk to are an online newspaper head and a bitter asshole. The game is about the people in the cyberpunk dystopia.

just use this if you're playing like that

AK is better

Is reds girly I like those?

>not liking Sei

I'll keep best musclefu then.

frig off, but you still have good taste

Apple ale?
It's a little weak
You should try other kinds of cider, you might actually like them better
Try Strongbow or Angry Orchard

Not thinking about that just yet. I recently had a fight with my family, who were the only people I ever talked to. Sup Forums has been my only source of social interaction for three weeks now, so it won't be long until I completely lose my sanity.

There are no Jills in actual bars, are there?

Because she's been coming onto you, user. Couldn't you tell?

>Strongbow

No, but with enough booze in you anyone will start to look and act enough like a Jill that it won't matter. Go out and get wasted, even if you're ugly as fuck and doing it alone I guarantee it'll make you feel better.

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Can confirm angry orchard is good shit, basically tastes like bottled apple pie. Also if you're still a bitchboy without a taste for the real shit, Mike's hard lemonade is a good opener.

>losing your sanity after a mere three weeks of isolation

You are weak and you will not survive the winter.

Why does it seem like every chick that claims to be bi is just a lesbian that isn't even really into dudes?

good webm, shows everything wrong with modern women

You can keep her, she has no personality

Generally new bisexuals will still only turn their attention on one gender at a time, and most women call themselves bisexual out of confusion if they've ever been turned on by looking at a woman. Sexuality is hard shit for some.

>not liking strongbow
It's pretty good and it's cheap as fuck

Wait what
Is sexuality bad now?