SGDQ 2016

Now: Final Fantasy VI
Next: Super Metroid race
Later: Super Mario RPG
Next week: EVO

gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Let's begin by looking at the sponsors. SGDQ's charity of choice is Medicine Sans Frontieres, an organization dedicated to helping doctors cross international borders, which could be analogous to crossing the border between the real world and that of speedrunning. Their T-shirt sponsor is the Yetee, clearly a mutation of the word "Yeti," also known as the Abominable Snowman. A cursory glance at the Wikipedia article for the Yeti reveals its role in the old Windows game, SkiFree. The Yeti only appears after finishing the main run, continuing to chase you with no possible chance of escape. There is one method to escape him, but we'll get to that later.

Looking at the schedule, it's quite clear which run was most notable of all: Jak and Daxter, 100%. This isn't what we care about; it's the one directly following. An overwhelming majority had simply gone to sleep directly after that run, ensuring they would miss Klonoa: Door to Phantomile, and ensuring that it would be forever overlooked, ignored. Look at the word "Phantomile;" it begins with the distinctive letters PH. Following that, the rule of three is wholly influential in this situation- the amount of letters in the category name? Three. The number of initials in DCJ? Three. The scheduled starting time of the run? In central time, the timezone of the event itself, 3:12. 1 + 2 = 3. Even the final time of 51:08 can be related to three. What is 51 - 8? 43. What is 8 + 15? 23. The median average between 2 and 4? You should know this by now. If we follow the letters PH with the number 3, we get PH3, a chemical compound that goes by the common name of "Phosphine," an odorless, toxic, highly flammable gas.

>she

TRANSPHOBIA IS SO FUNNY GUISE XDD
UR SOOOOO ORIGINAL

So what is Sup Forums doing to pass the 4 hour snooze cruise

>FF6 run
>they're playing FF3

7th for ResidentSleeper

I'm sure you all remember the infamous Tomba 2 run of SGDQ 2014? One of the many things said by Chibi during that run: "Fast pants." Fast pants. An object moving at high speeds will be slightly redshifted due to the Doppler effect, red being the color of warmness, or heat. At AGDQ that same year, they had a fire drill to prepare any convention-goers in the event of a real fire. However, this has not occurred even once at SGDQ's current locale, the Hilton Minneapolis Downtown Hotel, in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Meaning the attendees are decidedly NOT prepared in the event of a fire. Back to Chibi. Scorned by lovers, by his family, by the world of speedrunning especially. A look at his Twitter would reveal that he is emotionally fine, but consider this: His birthday? June 25th. Cancer. Cancers are well-known to be very protective of their true feelings. This should be especially true of someone with high-functioning Autism such as Chibi, and compounds with him not being able to express said feelings in a healthy manner due to aforementioned Autism.

Therefore, Chibi has ample motivation to burn to the ground the ones who so burned him. Burned the heart out of him. His method? Phosphine; a match would be all it takes to set it alight. A colorless, odorless gas would be nearly indetectable. He will cross the border between his world, and that of speedrunning one last time to do so. Which game is being played right now? Final Fantasy VI. In this game, there is a playable character named Umaro- an abominable snowman, the spritework artstyle for him and everyone else in the game being, of course, chibi.

Chibi is here now.

Once the donation counter crosses the border between sub-1 mil, and the sought-after $1,000,000, he will initiate his plan. There is one way to escape the Yeti in SkiFree: Pressing F.

The game is on, Sup Forums.

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tfw crazy ff/kh fangirls don't exist anymore

Waow, this run is so boring I fell asleep and broke my nose. Waow, crazy.

Terra is pure.

Do you think I could take a 4 hour nap and wake up in time for the metroid race?

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BEST GIRL

memes

>her

You could take this further by noting that phosphine is a structural ammonia-derivative.

Let's see if I can still crossboard link properly.

Why aren't more of these trannies at agdq?

Is Benedict Cumbersome ironically a human?

Wtf is that Edgar name? I don't get this meme

Finally going to try out Evolve to see if its good or not

EDIT: It's shit

>EVO
I would have liked to see EVO

Why don't they run a FF that's NOT FFVI?

This is the 3rd fucking time.

>wake up
>literally at the start of this
just fuck my shit up senpai. though i'm happy GDQ is ending i want to go back to playing video games. how was tas block?

>the background textbox/chroma keying
Even if I WAS going to watch this run before, I sure as fuck wont waste bandwidth on it now.

STOP CLAPPING

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being a Sup Forums patrician

>he survived the fall
>it was all a dream
>our jimmies have been rustled

Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List of recommended runs:

>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter

>Top Tier
Deus Ex: Blitzkrieg Edition
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Sonic '06
Gimmick!
Star Wars: Jedi Academy

>High Tier
Super Mario World (Small Mario run)
Dude's Crest
Hagane
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded Disaster)
Aladdin (Ribbedkilla's Retirement)
Dustforce
Typing of the Dead
Actraiser
Curse of Issyos
The Elder Scrolls: Arena, Daggerfall, and Skyrim
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Pepsimeme
Catherine

>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Donkey Kong Country 3
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding Setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)

>Low Tier
Literally everything else
Special Mention: Ocarina of Time ("Glitchless")

>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Pikmin
Trials Fusion
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger

>sgdq
>evo
>esa

>tfw getting a few weeks worth of escapism in these threads from wanting to kill myself

>fell asleep missed the pokemon run

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Any WR outside of indie trash this gdq?

this event was fucking awful but I enjoyed the autism, thanks to you guys
see you all in hell, you glorious motherfuckers

2nd most popular FF next to FF7, but it's faster to run than FF7

if youre gonna make a new thread can you spam the link a bit more instead of posting it just one fucks sake nigger

Because the PSX FFs are like 7 hour minimum and FF6 is the better game anyways.

The god awful Pikmin lets play from earlier is up on youtube, its dislike bar is massive and someone put a copywrite claim in which muted the whole video.

>four hours

>four
>hours

W-what

Just one more week user, bear with us

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Glorious

>LE JOHN CENAA XXDDDXXXDDDD

It sucked IMO even the bot was 1 sec over estimate. Banned

Sup Forums reporting in.

heard you cunts hate trans.

>Next week: EVO
oh shit really? I haven't been paying attention
time to prepare for the year of hbox

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>There is one way to escape the Yeti in SkiFree: Pressing F.
is this true?

>dustforce
>high tier

I haven't watched GDQ since last year, Sup Forums.


What are some of the best speedruns from when it was actually good?

>not running FF8
>not running FF4
>not running FF12


So many underappreciated FF games that should be seen instead of this shit every damn year

pikmin got a world record in tranny %

That shitty Splinter Cell run met a WR and literally nobody even noticed until like 30 minutes later.

>he didn't enjoy Tina Belcher's speed run

Nice falseflag post, /leftypol/

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I hate you self righteous alt-right faggots more than them though

>Old GQD Tier
>GQD

So Sup Forums believes being homosexual is natural.

im kefka

*holds up spork*

im sooooo randum XD!!!

What would you rather see?

6 hour of Chrono Trigger
or 4 hours of Final Faggotry?

>Reads whole fucking thing
>Reads last two lines

I don't know what the fuck I was expecting

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kirby coop had wr

>Star Wars: Jedi Academy
I want to watch this run again desu
maximum comfy

But didn't they run 4 at AGDQ this year

Still though, good point

FF12 is fucking garbage though and doesn't deserve a place.

What's with the fucked textboxes in FF6?

INTELLIGENT
NIHILISTIC
WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR

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iwt vpbt xh dc, /k/.

>ff12

Who /chibi/ here?

Is that Polish?

Last time they did FF8 it was a team run where one of them sat on the couch with a literal binder of notes for the runner.

you're not gonna get donations with those obscure games.

everyone and their mother has played FF6

>xi'h iwt dct sxgtrian udaadlxcv

>speedrunning rpgs

for what purpose?

Pikmin honestly deserves its own tier. It was the worst run I've seen at a GDQ.

>transphobia
>phobia = irrational fear
Wanting trannies to get help because most of them kill themselves after the **********transition********** to **********female********** didnt go as planned. How does that imply fear? it just means we care. Look at cosmo, we couldnt reach out to him and now hes gone.

>Starting a new job tomorrow morning
>Had a measly week of unemployment, and I got to enjoy the rest while watching GDQ
>Now I have to deal with the stress of full time employment again
>No more sleeping in and watching streams while comfy in bed
>No more late night teamspeak chats with online buddies
>work work work

I took a sleeping pill so I could just fall asleep without thinking about this. It's been fun, guys, take care!

>Any %
>Sketch glitch

How long is 100% glitchless?

Since we've got a long long run to kill here, I have a question for consideration.

Name a game, that has not been played at a GDQ before, you would want to see run at a future GDQ event.

Or even just a specific category of a game.

Caveman's run wasn't good? That's a shame I've liked almost every run he's done in every other gdq too.

Donations

yo where's the ff6 porn?

prompt_ should be in mid-tier or high-tier. lovely game and a fun run

That dustforce run was really impressive. If nothing else, watch the last half an hour of it, that last stage was fucking INSANE.

>starting full time work
>on a sunday

What's this slave bullshit

Checkout this Terra bikini picture.

why was trauma center top tier?

Is there something wrong with the speedrun specifically or do you just have shit taste?

Roguelikes like Nethack.

>/k/
What could that mean?

Aero the Acrobat.

Mad'c pakeh po muugehk yd dra cbuhcunc. CKTX'c lrynedo uv lruela ec Sateleha Cyhc Vnuhdeanac, yh unkyhewydeuh tatelydat du rambehk tuldunc lnucc ehdanhydeuhym puntanc, frelr luimt pa yhymukuic du lnuccehk dra puntan padfaah dra naym funmt yht dryd uv cbaatnihhehk. Draen D-crend cbuhcun ec dra Oadaa, lmaynmo y sidydeuh uv dra funt "Oade," ymcu ghufh yc dra Ypusehypma Chufsyh. Y lincuno kmyhla yd dra Fegebatey yndelma vun dra Oade najaymc edc numa eh dra umt Fehtufc kysa, CgeVnaa. Dra Oade uhmo ybbaync yvdan vehecrehk dra syeh nih, luhdehiehk du lryca oui fedr hu buccepma lryhla uv aclyba. Drana ec uha sadrut du aclyba res, pid fa'mm kad du dryd mydan.

Muugehk yd dra clratima, ed'c xieda lmayn frelr nih fyc sucd hudypma uv ymm: Zyg yht Tyqdan, 100%. Drec ech'd fryd fa lyna ypuid; ed'c dra uha tenaldmo vummufehk. Yh ujanframsehk syzunedo ryt cesbmo kuha du cmaab tenaldmo yvdan dryd nih, ahcinehk drao fuimt secc Gmuhuy: Tuun du Bryhdusema, yht ahcinehk dryd ed fuimt pa vunajan ujanmuugat, ekhunat. Muug yd dra funt "Bryhdusema;" ed pakehc fedr dra tecdehldeja maddanc BR. Vummufehk dryd, dra nima uv drnaa ec frummo ehvmiahdeym eh drec cediydeuh- dra ysuihd uv maddanc eh dra lydakuno hysa? Drnaa. Dra hispan uv ehedeymc eh TLZ? Drnaa. Dra clratimat cdyndehk desa uv dra nih? Eh lahdnym desa, dra desawuha uv dra ajahd edcamv, 3:12. 1 + 2 = 3. Ajah dra vehym desa uv 51:08 lyh pa namydat du drnaa. Fryd ec 51 - 8? 43. Fryd ec 8 + 15? 23. Dra sateyh yjanyka padfaah 2 yht 4? Oui cruimt ghuf drec po huf. Ev fa vummuf dra maddanc BR fedr dra hispan 3, fa kad BR3, y lraselym lusbuiht dryd kuac po dra lussuh hysa uv "Brucbreha," yh utunmacc, duqel, rekrmo vmyssypma kyc.

It was good, it's just that it was right after Jak and Daxter so it went from nonstop hilarity and fun to his cynical dry humor.

>all these MRA PUA KiA anti-SJW MGTOW goobergators on Sup Forums afraid of trans representation