How many games have YOU given to a major religious figure today Sup Forums?

>How many games have YOU given to a major religious figure today Sup Forums?

I gave Starless: Nymphomaniac's Paradise to my priest.

The only religious figure I have is myself, and I haven't pirated anything recently. Thanks for asking.

*tips fedora vigorously*

I don't even know what fucking holiday you're talking about. Is this a Europe thing?

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M-my fedora is tipping on its own!

I make my daily prayer to Yogg Saron

I gave my ArchBishop a copy of Postal 2

He's talking about how MatPat (guy in the pic) got to meet the Pope, one of the most important people in the world, and used the experience to shill Undertale.

Stop this, I can hear his voice with every thread

fedroas are atheists that means saying there's no god

believing yourself to be a god is a different mental problem

I gave my local Caliph a copy of Senran Kagura. He had me beheaded

Are you ok?

So, how did he get to meet the pope?

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He was DESTROYED!

I gave Duck Tails to Satan

haha get it? its cuz ima satanist!

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The Pope met with a bunch of youtubers to discuss the internet and its role in modern society.
Yup.

But that's not how that happened...

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Why would you not photoshop googly eyes on the poope?

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It's only a problem if you make it one.

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I checked the Pope's steam account and he only has like three minutes on Undertale. He saw the title screen and wasn't having any of that pixel art bullshit.

I don't care so much about the game he chose to give, after all Undertale does represent the cancer that is YouTube eceleb shit pretty well, but how is the pope going to play that shit? He's got no personal possessions, man.

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This guy's really got his jimmies rustled

Game Theory Rejects manages to be more autistic than the actual thing. nice.

Satan's a cool guy, so I bet he enjoyed the game.

>Give The Pope a game that only works because it relies on the tropes from other games.

Is this guy actually fucking retarded? That's like giving The Pope an autographed Jerry Rice football.
>Who the fuck is Jerry Rice?
>Why should I care?
>Oh! So it's called soccer there?